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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Anyone as daft as me and have accidents which shouldn't have really happened unless you're a plonker?
So, went to shape my 'tache with my razor. Instead of cutting the hair above my lip. I cut my bloody nose!
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"Anyone as daft as me and have accidents which shouldn't have really happened unless you're a plonker?
So, went to shape my 'tache with my razor. Instead of cutting the hair above my lip. I cut my bloody nose!
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"Anyone as daft as me and have accidents which shouldn't have really happened unless you're a plonker?
So, went to shape my 'tache with my razor. Instead of cutting the hair above my lip. I cut my bloody nose!
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As in couldn't get it off.  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Breaking a pallet yesterday one side left lined it up for an easy break on my step. My foot hit the wood perfectly the wood snapped and hit me right on the balls.
Hurt like f... "
Ha! Had that happen to me when we were going through a phase of making random shit out of pallets a while back. I opted to buy a pallet breaker from screwfix. Less than £20 and way less cuts, scrapes and bruised bollocks!
Most of my most recent accidents involve other people (or animals!).
Certain people leaving electrical appliances that I most definitely never use (yep - hair related!) lying around with the plug upturned. A certain woof doing her best to trip me up on walks.
And OAP's in mobility scooters running me over. 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I do things like gesture with my hand whilst holding my phone and end up flinging it onto concrete, accompanied by a small smashing noise.
And break my arm by walking along and tripping over.
And driving across most of England and Wales without incident, only to reverse my then boyfriend's car into a bollard with a couple teenagers watching, who found it hilarious. (Boyfriend forgave me, still married me!)
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Taking the seized back wheel of a Mk5 Cortina , finally removed rusty wheel that was stuck to the outer drum . Put wheel on floor and called it a bastard , threw a large lump hammer at it , it hit the tyre and bounced back ,saw starts for around 5 minutes |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
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"Breaking a pallet yesterday one side left lined it up for an easy break on my step. My foot hit the wood perfectly the wood snapped and hit me right on the balls.
Hurt like f... "
Giggling quite a lot at this one |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
I fell down behind the sofa and was wedged head first back against the wall for quite a while once when I was trying to reach something.....took me ages to think of sliding sideways for escape  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Making a brew with no shirt on, stirring the tea, my elbow touched the still boiling hot kettle, my hand shot forward,managing to flick the teabag out of the cup straight onto my stomach. Burnt elbow, burnt stomach, new swear words invented and youngest lad laughing so hard he made me laugh about it. |
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"Making a brew with no shirt on, stirring the tea, my elbow touched the still boiling hot kettle, my hand shot forward,managing to flick the teabag out of the cup straight onto my stomach. Burnt elbow, burnt stomach, new swear words invented and youngest lad laughing so hard he made me laugh about it."
I'm sorry but that made me giggle out loud!  |
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By *qua vitaeWoman
over a year ago
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A female friend of mine thinks that I don't like my feet. I broke my right foot tripping over a toy at home, whilst getting ready for work. I ended up being in plaster up to my knee for 5 weeks. I've badly twisted my left ankle after slipping off the back step, taking 3 weeks to heal. Whilst carrying boiling water upstairs, the bucket slipped as I placed in on the top step, going over my right foot. After rushing to the bath, I only got a first/second degree burn. The latest was 3 weeks ago, I badly stubbed my 4th toe on my right foot (either badly spraining it or chipping the bone) in the bedroom (still sore now). It cut short my time working in 3 trenches during an archaeological dig, for which you would expect me to injure myself. I guess I'll have to wear those steel toecap boots at home from now on.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was drying a long stem wine glass, applied a little too much pressure... So as the broken stem was sliding right through my little finger I'm thinking, bugger there goes my relaxing Saturday night it...
Spent the next day in the plastic surgery ward awaiting my time in theater to sort the mess out |
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