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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I admire you for starting a lot of threads this morning.......it takes effort......."
You can tell I was at a loose end and I woke very early..hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you ever get down to London....??
Love to show you around.....
You're doing a good job today....
It's like PMQ's for you....xx"
Hhahahah..no I don't get down to London us Yorkies stay where we are safe  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"  ouch
You just have to relax I'd need.to be d*unk ,ten ton.of lube,sedated ..... On second thoughts noooo
Its not too bad honest  "
I've.heard that line before |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" ouch
You just have to relax I'd need.to be d*unk ,ten ton.of lube,sedated ..... On second thoughts noooo
Its not too bad honest I've.heard that line before "
Yes me too that many times its stuck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" ouch
You just have to relax I'd need.to be d*unk ,ten ton.of lube,sedated ..... On second thoughts noooo
Its not too bad honest I've.heard that line before
Yes me too that many times its stuck "
no good getting it stuck |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" ouch
You just have to relax I'd need.to be d*unk ,ten ton.of lube,sedated ..... On second thoughts noooo
Its not too bad honest I've.heard that line before
Yes me too that many times its stuck no good getting it stuck "
Getting the bugger in is the problem |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" ouch
You just have to relax I'd need.to be d*unk ,ten ton.of lube,sedated ..... On second thoughts noooo
Its not too bad honest I've.heard that line before
Yes me too that many times its stuck no good getting it stuck
Getting the bugger in is the problem "
way more lobe needed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" ouch
You just have to relax I'd need.to be d*unk ,ten ton.of lube,sedated ..... On second thoughts noooo
Its not too bad honest I've.heard that line before
Yes me too that many times its stuck no good getting it stuck
Getting the bugger in is the problem way more lobe needed "
Lube is for the weak |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Haven't you got it on upside down? 
Looks upside down, never met anyone with balls on top  "
Get you now ...hey a lady as to show off her balls its all about size on you dontya know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" ouch
You just have to relax I'd need.to be d*unk ,ten ton.of lube,sedated ..... On second thoughts noooo
Its not too bad honest I've.heard that line before
Yes me too that many times its stuck no good getting it stuck
Getting the bugger in is the problem way more lobe needed
Lube is for the weak "
faced with that thing I would say I'd be weak but its more.a.case of .....Blimey I can run when I need too |
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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago
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"Haven't you got it on upside down?
Looks upside down, never met anyone with balls on top
The balls are on the bottom of the strap on??? "
But they seem to be 'hanging' over the tops of your legs, which means either that you've got it on upside down, gravity is working strangely in your area...or that the photo is confusing!
Side photo for reference please!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" ouch
You just have to relax I'd need.to be d*unk ,ten ton.of lube,sedated ..... On second thoughts noooo
Its not too bad honest I've.heard that line before
Yes me too that many times its stuck no good getting it stuck
Getting the bugger in is the problem way more lobe needed
Lube is for the weak faced with that thing I would say I'd be weak but its more.a.case of .....Blimey I can run when I need too "
I can run faster |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Haven't you got it on upside down?
Looks upside down, never met anyone with balls on top
The balls are on the bottom of the strap on???
But they seem to be 'hanging' over the tops of your legs, which means either that you've got it on upside down, gravity is working strangely in your area...or that the photo is confusing!
Side photo for reference please! "
Hey all this competition on here with all you single guys a girl as to show off her balls if I drop em other way I wont be able to walk have u seen the size of em...yes go look..big balls...lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" ouch
You just have to relax I'd need.to be d*unk ,ten ton.of lube,sedated ..... On second thoughts noooo
Its not too bad honest I've.heard that line before
Yes me too that many times its stuck no good getting it stuck
Getting the bugger in is the problem way more lobe needed
Lube is for the weak faced with that thing I would say I'd be weak but its more.a.case of .....Blimey I can run when I need too
I can run faster "
HELPPPPP someone please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" ouch
You just have to relax I'd need.to be d*unk ,ten ton.of lube,sedated ..... On second thoughts noooo
Its not too bad honest I've.heard that line before
Yes me too that many times its stuck no good getting it stuck
Getting the bugger in is the problem way more lobe needed
Lube is for the weak faced with that thing I would say I'd be weak but its more.a.case of .....Blimey I can run when I need too
I can run faster HELPPPPP someone please "
Too late woman ...now just breath it wont hurt abit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Girth I can make out from the PIC. No problem with that. What length is it? Anything beyond 16" just will not go in. Unless it's very flexible and you know what your doing.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" ouch
You just have to relax I'd need.to be d*unk ,ten ton.of lube,sedated ..... On second thoughts noooo
Its not too bad honest I've.heard that line before
Yes me too that many times its stuck no good getting it stuck
Getting the bugger in is the problem way more lobe needed
Lube is for the weak faced with that thing I would say I'd be weak but its more.a.case of .....Blimey I can run when I need too
I can run faster HELPPPPP someone please
Too late woman ...now just breath it wont hurt abit "
oh you fibber how could you be Soooo cruel .... Oh hang on take it slowly |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Girth I can make out from the PIC. No problem with that. What length is it? Anything beyond 16" just will not go in. Unless it's very flexible and you know what your doing. "
Never measured it ...but its flexible |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" ouch
You just have to relax I'd need.to be d*unk ,ten ton.of lube,sedated ..... On second thoughts noooo
Its not too bad honest I've.heard that line before
Yes me too that many times its stuck no good getting it stuck
Getting the bugger in is the problem way more lobe needed
Lube is for the weak faced with that thing I would say I'd be weak but its more.a.case of .....Blimey I can run when I need too
I can run faster HELPPPPP someone please
Too late woman ...now just breath it wont hurt abit oh you fibber how could you be Soooo cruel .... Oh hang on take it slowly "
Knew you would succumb to my monster |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Girth I can make out from the PIC. No problem with that. What length is it? Anything beyond 16" just will not go in. Unless it's very flexible and you know what your doing.
Never measured it ...but its flexible "
Well I'm on the floor, ass in the air, face in the pillow spreading myself ready for the onslaught. Where are you? Taking a run up? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Girth I can make out from the PIC. No problem with that. What length is it? Anything beyond 16" just will not go in. Unless it's very flexible and you know what your doing.
Never measured it ...but its flexible
Well I'm on the floor, ass in the air, face in the pillow spreading myself ready for the onslaught. Where are you? Taking a run up? "
If I start just over the Pennine's I think it will slip in, in one go |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dunno yet, but i reckon itd be somewhere up the assophogus area!
Spelling is reall baaad!"
Don't worry the spelling police will be along shortly to pop you in your place |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Girth I can make out from the PIC. No problem with that. What length is it? Anything beyond 16" just will not go in. Unless it's very flexible and you know what your doing.
Never measured it ...but its flexible
Well I'm on the floor, ass in the air, face in the pillow spreading myself ready for the onslaught. Where are you? Taking a run up?
If I start just over the Pennine's I think it will slip in, in one go "
That drop down off the moors will give you some speed. It'll be a sight to behold, you running through the heather with huge dildo. It could be war of the roses reenactment.... With sex! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Girth I can make out from the PIC. No problem with that. What length is it? Anything beyond 16" just will not go in. Unless it's very flexible and you know what your doing.
Never measured it ...but its flexible
Well I'm on the floor, ass in the air, face in the pillow spreading myself ready for the onslaught. Where are you? Taking a run up?
If I start just over the Pennine's I think it will slip in, in one go
That drop down off the moors will give you some speed. It'll be a sight to behold, you running through the heather with huge dildo. It could be war of the roses reenactment.... With sex! "
And of course this rose will win |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is here...and unveiled....so come on guys n gals get bending
I will watch you using it
Chicken
It looks like a baseball bat
Doesn't feel like one "
I want a live demonstration please  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is here...and unveiled....so come on guys n gals get bending
I will watch you using it
Chicken
It looks like a baseball bat
Doesn't feel like one
I want a live demonstration please "
Hold onto your hat you just may |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is here...and unveiled....so come on guys n gals get bending
I will watch you using it
Chicken
It looks like a baseball bat
Doesn't feel like one
I want a live demonstration please
Hold onto your hat you just may "
Cool im drooling now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is here...and unveiled....so come on guys n gals get bending
I will watch you using it
Chicken
It looks like a baseball bat
Doesn't feel like one
I want a live demonstration please
Hold onto your hat you just may
Cool im drooling now "
If you fake all this you will be doing more than drooling |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is here...and unveiled....so come on guys n gals get bending
I will watch you using it
Chicken
It looks like a baseball bat
Doesn't feel like one
I want a live demonstration please
Hold onto your hat you just may
Cool im drooling now
If you fake all this you will be doing more than drooling "
Wohooo i love it bring it on |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is here...and unveiled....so come on guys n gals get bending
I will watch you using it
Chicken
It looks like a baseball bat
Doesn't feel like one
I want a live demonstration please
Hold onto your hat you just may
Cool im drooling now
If you fake all this you will be doing more than drooling
Wohooo i love it bring it on "
You sure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is here...and unveiled....so come on guys n gals get bending
I will watch you using it
Chicken
It looks like a baseball bat
Doesn't feel like one
I want a live demonstration please
Hold onto your hat you just may
Cool im drooling now
If you fake all this you will be doing more than drooling
Wohooo i love it bring it on
You sure "
Yep ready and waiting |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is here...and unveiled....so come on guys n gals get bending
I will watch you using it
Chicken
It looks like a baseball bat
Doesn't feel like one
I want a live demonstration please
Hold onto your hat you just may
Cool im drooling now
If you fake all this you will be doing more than drooling
Wohooo i love it bring it on
You sure
Yep ready and waiting "
Bend and breatheeeeeee |
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