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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"any female been let down by there partner cumming to soon"
We had a guy who came almost immediately he stripped. Shame as he was nice but got really embarrassed and left. |
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"any female been let down by there partner cumming to soon
We had a guy who came almost immediately he stripped. Shame as he was nice but got really embarrassed and left."
well why did you not let him re load or were you in a hurry poor guy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I went to a fancy dress party once as a premature ejaculation. The host looked confused when i turned up semi naked and told him. "ive come in my pants" i said |
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By (user no longer on site)
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There is a meeting about this at the local hall here in Stoke on Tuesday, I am going to attend but wasn't sure what to wear so I phoned and asked about the dress code on arrival.
They said just come in your pants |
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I have a mate ....she would go out on a Saturday night looking for guys with hotel rooms, so she could drink late, she met up with a few Irish lads and hit it of with one, when they left the bar to go back to his hotel room, his mate shouted "he's gunna ride you all nite"!
when they got back to the room she started to kiss him and slowly working her way down his chest, he came before she had got past his belly button and still had his pants on lmao |
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A young man moved from his parents home into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on.
The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.
Now completely nude, she purred at him,
"What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears."
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere, so how can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?!"
Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming, that was me..." |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I met a man on a dating site. We went out to dinner, he drove me home, I kissed him goodnight in the car...next thing I know he was shaking an moaning, he'd cum in his pants.
Poor sod was absolutely mortified!! Didn't see him again.
Went to the pictures with one - Aliens v Predators, so we're not talking rom-com here, squeezed his leg during a scary bit, felt him shudder when film finished he didn't put his jacket on, placed it in front of himself, when we got to the car the front of his trousers were stained...naturally we didn't have dinner, I just went home!
I found it off putting and didn't meet them again as we weren't in a "sexy" situation and they shot their load...what would happen if we were to get naked?!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I had a young man 23 cum so fast just looking at my low cut top had not been in the house long i was just thinking we better go to bed ,, lol poor thing run out the door said never before had he done that. I felt he must not like me . But mailed asking could he have a go again.LOL JO XX |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had a young man 23 cum so fast just looking at my low cut top had not been in the house long i was just thinking we better go to bed ,, lol poor thing run out the door said never before had he done that. I felt he must not like me . But mailed asking could he have a go again.LOL JO XX"
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well you do have a fab cleavage so its all your fault |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had a young man 23 cum so fast just looking at my low cut top had not been in the house long i was just thinking we better go to bed ,, lol poor thing run out the door said never before had he done that. I felt he must not like me . But mailed asking could he have a go again.LOL JO XX"
Game I just recognised you from meeting in Chameleons, how long have we bantered here in the forums without me realising we had met
And how irrelevant is that to this thread (pssst it was the mention of your cleavage that made me look at your profile) |
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"I found it off putting and didn't meet them again as we weren't in a "sexy" situation and they shot their load...what would happen if we were to get naked?!! "
They'd shoot their load. What else would you expect lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"any female been let down by there partner cumming to soonYes, on meets its happened to two different guys now...what am i doing wrong?"
IMHO there is absolutely nothing that you are..... Oops....
{that's number three...}
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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"any female been let down by there partner cumming to soon
Yes, on meets its happened to two different guys now...what am i doing wrong?"
Meeting the wrong guys...;-)
(Unimaginative response, I know!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I had this problem a few years back so decided to join a local help group but it was shit. There was never anybody there. I did wonder if I'd arrived to early though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had a young man 23 cum so fast just looking at my low cut top had not been in the house long i was just thinking we better go to bed ,, lol poor thing run out the door said never before had he done that. I felt he must not like me . But mailed asking could he have a go again.LOL JO XX
Game I just recognised you from meeting in Chameleons, how long have we bantered here in the forums without me realising we had met
And how irrelevant is that to this thread (pssst it was the mention of your cleavage that made me look at your profile) " yes i know you jed and your lovely Girl-friend and your just the same in this forum as in person love that about you and say it how it is. jo xx xxx |
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