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I wanna be a Chimney Sweep so frickin bad

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Due to lack of interest from the local tradesmen I have this afternoon borrowed a set of rods and a brush and swept my own chimney lol

And now I'm hooked, there was something therapeutic about shoving that brush into the deep dark hole!

Another smart ass badge attained, but now I really fancy being a chimney sweep

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

you'll need to change your name to Dick Van Dyke now!!!!

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By *heWolfMan  over a year ago

warwickshire

Get a job at the GUM clinic, it's similar, without all the soot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Get a job at the GUM clinic, it's similar, without all the soot."

I rather like the getting mucky part

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Due to lack of interest from the local tradesmen I have this afternoon borrowed a set of rods and a brush and swept my own chimney lol

And now I'm hooked, there was something therapeutic about shoving that brush into the deep dark hole!

Another smart ass badge attained, but now I really fancy being a chimney sweep "

As a 51 yr old guy I did that for the first time last weekend and hated every dirty sooty minute of it grrrrrr but at least I didnt do what my mate did and as the brush reached the top it pushed the pot of allowing it to fall smashing its way through the roof of the bedroom below sighhhhhhh

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

colonic irrigation with toothbrushes and a wee bit sticky tape to keep together.

kinda similar

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


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As a 51 yr old guy I did that for the first time last weekend and hated every dirty sooty minute of it grrrrrr but at least I didnt do what my mate did and as the brush reached the top it pushed the pot of allowing it to fall smashing its way through the roof of the bedroom below sighhhhhhh"

I have a huge open fire place where the original Yorkshire Range used to stand so I found it a doddle of a job with not too much mess, in all honesty I would probably have been stressed and got soot every where had I had to tackle the job via a normal sized fire place

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"colonic irrigation with toothbrushes and a wee bit sticky tape to keep together.

kinda similar "

Ouch!

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"colonic irrigation with toothbrushes and a wee bit sticky tape to keep together.

kinda similar

Ouch! "

That's a weekend of FUN to View

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By *oDownEasyMan  over a year ago

Ayrshire


"I really fancy being a chimney sweep "

You are more than welcome to kneel on all fours in front of my fire...cant promise I wont supply a different kind of rod for you to hold LOL

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Due to lack of interest from the local tradesmen I have this afternoon borrowed a set of rods and a brush and swept my own chimney lol

And now I'm hooked, there was something therapeutic about shoving that brush into the deep dark hole!

Another smart ass badge attained, but now I really fancy being a chimney sweep "

Gor blimey guv'ner, tis a dyin' craft is that.

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By *umpkinMan  over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!


"

As a 51 yr old guy I did that for the first time last weekend and hated every dirty sooty minute of it grrrrrr but at least I didnt do what my mate did and as the brush reached the top it pushed the pot of allowing it to fall smashing its way through the roof of the bedroom below sighhhhhhh

I have a huge open fire place where the original Yorkshire Range used to stand so I found it a doddle of a job with not too much mess, in all honesty I would probably have been stressed and got soot every where had I had to tackle the job via a normal sized fire place "

If you have the windows open, the draft will suck a lot of the soot up the chimney. Having a log burner means I have to do this job twice a year. Annoyingly, there is a bend in my chimney and I have to use a steel bristled brush and have to push the brush right through the pot before I can bring the brush down again.

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By *ixson-BallsMan  over a year ago

Blackpool

also there's money to be earnt as a sideline to being a chimley sweeper....all those weddings to attend to bring good luck

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By *umpkinMan  over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

For those that watch "Odd Box" news on BBC this morning, it helps if you have a collie dog sitting in your van outside the house who barks when the brush has emerged from the chimney pot!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"For those that watch "Odd Box" news on BBC this morning, it helps if you have a collie dog sitting in your van outside the house who barks when the brush has emerged from the chimney pot!!!! "

Awww you have just dashed my dream, I aint got one of them lol

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By *obbytupperMan  over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Mrs Robinson you need to go for smaller guys then you can shove them right up!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For those that watch "Odd Box" news on BBC this morning, it helps if you have a collie dog sitting in your van outside the house who barks when the brush has emerged from the chimney pot!!!!

Awww you have just dashed my dream, I aint got one of them lol "

i'd come up and bark like a dog for ya . . . . . . . I'd want you to rub my belly and give me a treat though

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By *HAGADELICCouple  over a year ago

south london

suppose it's because of the thing we are hearing so much about that british children are so overweight these days....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That is Not True, our Kid Fits Perfectly Well Up the Chimney...

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