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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'd just like to say that in all the years I have been a liar, not once have my pants caught on fire.

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By *vie RuthWoman over a year ago

Just where the rainbow end.s . .

That could be because you never had them on at the time x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah and I'm always wanking and I can see fine

and I play with my bits and they have never fell off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I kept playing with it and it never fell off (yet)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I once pulled faces and the wind changed direction and I didn't stay like it!

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

i have made so many funny faces and not once has it stayed that way after a gust of wind.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have pushed my belly button in loads of times and my bum had never fallen off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Oh I almost forgot to mention! My hair has never stuck up like a telephone wire either

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bugger I was going to say that one

Well I have had my cake and eaten it ,,,its my cake after all

Oh yes and pride comes before a fall, I usually find a drop and the assistance of gravity comes before a fall

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

the one who "smelt it"... never "dealt it"

althought i do find that the one who "denied it" often "supplied it"....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's it like to smell a fart in a space suit. Is it as bad as they say it is ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And I've never picked my nose and my brains fallen out.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I eat my vegetables and haven't got a hairy chest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i have never seen the clown in Asda that hides from ugly people

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i have never seen the clown in Asda that hides from ugly people

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Watched a pot of water boil a few times

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I do take my jumper off when I get in door to feel the benefit lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i have never seen the clown in Asda that hides from ugly people

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you've seen him ain't yer ?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I extracted a rather large bogey earlier, ma head hasn't caved in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've never once,

Over egged the pudding!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not blind yet

But I am wearing glasses now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i have never seen the clown in Asda that hides from ugly people

you've seen him ain't yer ? "
no must have been shopping with you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I saw a pink elephant once a haven

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I eat carrots all the time and it has done buggery for my night time vision!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i have never seen the clown in Asda that hides from ugly people

you've seen him ain't yer ? no must have been shopping with you

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if yer was with me yer would not be shopping. Wink wink

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I go to the bank I've never seen anyone laughing all the way there

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When I go to the bank I've never seen anyone laughing all the way there"

The cash machine has however laughed at my request for money a few times...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I once went to a restaurant which had 10 cooks. And the broth was fine

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By *ike4362ukMan over a year ago

Cheshunt

Not grown hairs on my palms either. They should look like gorrila mitts if it were true...

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By *ingersoloWoman over a year ago

Oldham

I eat all my crusts and my hair is still straight (well on my head anyway)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've tickled many ladies bums with celery not once has it made any of them cum!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i have never seen the clown in Asda that hides from ugly people

you've seen him ain't yer ? no must have been shopping with you

if yer was with me yer would not be shopping. Wink wink

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changing rooms

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By *ickawitchCouple over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I swallow chewing gum all the time and it has never wrapped around my heart and just for the record my bum does not blow bubbles either

I love rubbing my belly button hole and it has never unravelled causing my insides to become outsides

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The wind changed direction when I was pulling a face...it didn't stay that way!

One Easter I didn't wear anything new and the birds didn't shit on me....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I eat all my crusts and my hair is still straight (well on my head anyway)"

Hahaha ~ my mum used to say that.

I ate all mine & guess what, I have curly hair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"the one who "smelt it"... never "dealt it"

althought i do find that the one who "denied it" often "supplied it"....

Yes!!!

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

Polar bears don't shit in the woods.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Ask a stupid question and you'll get a stupid answer is clearly wrong. People ask them all the time and yet get rewarded with richly incisive, thought provoking answers.

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By *eliciousladyWoman over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

"And I've never picked my nose and my brains fallen out....."

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

That gay men are better at sucking cock than women

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I trod on a crack and didn't fall and break my back.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I trod on a crack and didn't fall and break my back. "

I smoked crack and didn't end up a whore

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I trod on a crack and didn't fall and break my back.

I smoked crack and didn't end up a whore

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If my bum is oot the windae i can still tell the truth.

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