I may have eaten all of my Father's Day Liquorice Allsorts and Dolly Mixtures in one go 
I blame Mrs ddc - she read out an article suggesting a five-day fasting diet and I panicked.
She is also moaning about not being offered one, whereas I clearly offered her one, but she chose to ignore me. (A whispered offer, while she's safely out of earshot, still counts as an offer right?)
Who else is feeling a little worse for wear today?
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"Blimey.. Free diabetes with every box... 
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I'm sure I read somewhere that Liquorice is a health-food (but I refuse to google, since I suspect I may be wrong)
And obviously the dolly mixtures taste of fruit, so count towards your five-a-day. (Not googling that either)
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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Whoops, I forgot the question as I love Liquorice Allsorts.
I over-indulged yesterday. We went to an all you can eat buffet for dinner. I ate all I could eat. I'm being abstemious today on the food front and over-indulging on doing the washing.
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"Which is your favourite? You had to have left your favourite one for last.
Mrs DDC, just remove his favourite ones from the pack next time.  "
The orange ones of each, though also like the round coconut LA.
The kids know to save me their orange smarties |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Which is your favourite? You had to have left your favourite one for last.
Mrs DDC, just remove his favourite ones from the pack next time.
The orange ones of each, though also like the round coconut LA.
The kids know to save me their orange smarties "
Is that why you're a ginger? |
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The orange ones of each, though also like the round coconut LA.
The kids know to save me their orange smarties
Is that why you're a ginger? "
Possibly, though the stress of living with mrs ddc is why most of it fell out, and the rest went grey
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"Blimey.. Free diabetes with every box...
I'm sure I read somewhere that Liquorice is a health-food (but I refuse to google, since I suspect I may be wrong)
And obviously the dolly mixtures taste of fruit, so count towards your five-a-day. (Not googling that either)
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Not keen on liquorice but when I do have it, it goes threw me like a black thread |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"He hasn't even mentioned he had the fullest of full English breakfasts in bed cooked by the teenage ddcs immediately before the sweets as above.
Mrs DDC
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Is he sporting a little food baby tummy now?  |
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"Blimey.. Free diabetes with every box...
I'm sure I read somewhere that Liquorice is a health-food (but I refuse to google, since I suspect I may be wrong)
And obviously the dolly mixtures taste of fruit, so count towards your five-a-day. (Not googling that either)
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Indeed liquorice is a legume with many health giving properties including it being a superb laxative. |
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"He hasn't even mentioned he had the fullest of full English breakfasts in bed cooked by the teenage ddcs immediately before the sweets as above.
Mrs DDC
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Oh buggar!
Bless me father, for I have sinned. Please also take into account: black pudd, beans, sausage, bacon, grilled toms, egg and hash browns. Maybe a diet day beckons...
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"He hasn't even mentioned he had the fullest of full English breakfasts in bed cooked by the teenage ddcs immediately before the sweets as above.
Mrs DDC
Is he sporting a little food baby tummy now? "
He's just shown me, little isn't the word I'd use, lol! and it's putting me off the lemon meringue pie I'm making (hoping he won't want much so I can have any spares  )
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The orange ones of each, though also like the round coconut LA.
The kids know to save me their orange smarties
Is that why you're a ginger?
Possibly, though the stress of living with mrs ddc is why most of it fell out, and the rest went grey
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Don't think all your posting meant I missed this little gem!!!
Stress, ffs, you don't know how lucky you are.
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I've a large bar of Toblerone to get through 
But they're supposed to be the Swiss Alps, right ?
So I'm really mountain climbing, and that's good and healthy |
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I've over indulged for a couple of weeks and thrown my diet a bit off course, so I am back on the wagon big style as of Friday and am now feeling suitably healthy and smug about it  |
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"If you can't pig out on Father's Day when can you. Apart from your birthday, Easter, Christmas, Pancake Day, steak and bj day...
Good point!! 
I'm off to asda on a cake run!
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Make sure you choose a different checkout operator, you know they'll have your face clocked from Friday  |
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"If you can't pig out on Father's Day when can you. Apart from your birthday, Easter, Christmas, Pancake Day, steak and bj day...
Good point!!
I'm off to asda on a cake run!
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Make sure you choose a different checkout operator, you know they'll have your face clocked from Friday "
they might wonder what he's going to do with that fruit loaf or battenburg |
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over a year ago
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"If you can't pig out on Father's Day when can you. Apart from your birthday, Easter, Christmas, Pancake Day, steak and bj day...
Good point!!
I'm off to asda on a cake run!
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Make sure you choose a different checkout operator, you know they'll have your face clocked from Friday
they might wonder what he's going to do with that fruit loaf or battenburg "
Maybe I'll go to tesco instead.
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I downed a good few pints with my mates then got a munchy box on the way back from the pub last night, feeling terrible now. Unfortunately i live across the road from a church, and theres a wedding, with a fucking piper, not doing my sore head any favours. |
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"If you can't pig out on Father's Day when can you. Apart from your birthday, Easter, Christmas, Pancake Day, steak and bj day...
Good point!!
I'm off to asda on a cake run!
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Make sure you choose a different checkout operator, you know they'll have your face clocked from Friday
they might wonder what he's going to do with that fruit loaf or battenburg
Maybe I'll go to tesco instead.
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They'd laugh in your face if you tried buying a little Angel cake 
You could always try a nice creamy tart instead? |
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"I downed a good few pints with my mates then got a munchy box on the way back from the pub last night, feeling terrible now. Unfortunately i live across the road from a church, and theres a wedding, with a fucking piper, not doing my sore head any favours."
Ouch! If typing in caps is shouting, I'm sorry I can't type in really tiny letters for you
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"I may have eaten all of my Father's Day Liquorice Allsorts and Dolly Mixtures in one go
I blame Mrs ddc - she read out an article suggesting a five-day fasting diet and I panicked.
She is also moaning about not being offered one, whereas I clearly offered her one, but she chose to ignore me. (A whispered offer, while she's safely out of earshot, still counts as an offer right?)
Who else is feeling a little worse for wear today?
Mr ddc"
Yep, full bag of Thorntons fudge has just been demolished |
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i have a theory about pigging out - you feel so shit rough(in your case in about 8 hours im guessing ) that you dont do it again for ages - therefore its not such a bad thing  |
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"Save any of the bobbly ones? "
Not a chance, nor do I share my aniseed balls with anyone (even mrs ddc doesn't like the taste of them). My ginger nuts on the other hand, she is quite partial to...
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I'm sure I read somewhere that Liquorice is a health-food (but I refuse to google, since I suspect I may be wrong)
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It's a flipping laxative good help your toilet tomorrow |
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I'm sure I read somewhere that Liquorice is a health-food (but I refuse to google, since I suspect I may be wrong)
It's a flipping laxative good help your toilet tomorrow "
Whole lot after an extra full English, I don't think he's got till tomorrow! |
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"Save any of the bobbly ones?
Not a chance, nor do I share my aniseed balls with anyone (even mrs ddc doesn't like the taste of them). My ginger nuts on the other hand, she is quite partial to...
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What about grey ones?? |
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"Save any of the bobbly ones?
Not a chance, nor do I share my aniseed balls with anyone (even mrs ddc doesn't like the taste of them). My ginger nuts on the other hand, she is quite partial to...
What about grey ones?? "
Oi, I'll have you know there isn't a hint of grey down there, just wait till my Wimbledon pic goes up next Sunday...
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"Oh dear mr DDC...... liquorice and baked beans .......
Poor mrs DDC ..... "
Some of us are so poor, beans and a hot bath is the closest we'll get to a jacuzzi!
Admittedly the liquorice added a hint of jeopardy I could have done without
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