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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

and Scottish scientists are nearly there, being able to produce a Harry Potter style cloak.

Where would you wear yours and to what good use would you put it?

(The cloak!!)

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

I'm in the final stages with it and going to use it to perve on certain members on here to start with.... be afraid, be very afraid mwahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would use it to play with the balls that pick the lottery win.

Make sure i win the big un and then fook off

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm in the final stages with it and going to use it to perve on certain members on here to start with.... be afraid, be very afraid mwahahahahahaha"

OMG the anticipation ... we should get one big enough for at least three females to hide in... imagine the fun !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I would use it to play with the balls that pick the lottery win.

Make sure i win the big un and then fook off

"

just bring one of your Roasts and join us under the cloak - no money worries and just fun xx

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you lol"

Go on... it would be worth it, I m sure

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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"I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you lol

Go on... it would be worth it, I m sure"

mgmgmgmgmgmgmgmm

sorry gagged

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

but once you take it off, how the fuck do you find it again?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"but once you take it off, how the fuck do you find it again? "

excellent - only a man could think of something as practical and logical as that ...

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

cos when you take it off the lack of body heat emanating from underneath negates the invisibility and it thereby becomes a normal cloak until you put it on again. tell me if I'm getting too scientific

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"but once you take it off, how the fuck do you find it again? "

You look on the floor where the majority of men "hang" their clothes!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm in the final stages with it and going to use it to perve on certain members on here to start with.... be afraid, be very afraid mwahahahahahaha"

yer perve

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"cos when you take it off the lack of body heat emanating from underneath negates the invisibility and it thereby becomes a normal cloak until you put it on again. tell me if I'm getting too scientific "

oooo brainy birds are a big turn on

can you be posh too?

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"cos when you take it off the lack of body heat emanating from underneath negates the invisibility and it thereby becomes a normal cloak until you put it on again. tell me if I'm getting too scientific

oooo brainy birds are a big turn on

can you be posh too? "

whatever do you mean by "can I", can't you tell I am speaking with plums in my mouth......

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"I'm in the final stages with it and going to use it to perve on certain members on here to start with.... be afraid, be very afraid mwahahahahahaha

yer perve "

and your point is caller????

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"cos when you take it off the lack of body heat emanating from underneath negates the invisibility and it thereby becomes a normal cloak until you put it on again. tell me if I'm getting too scientific

oooo brainy birds are a big turn on

can you be posh too?

whatever do you mean by "can I", can't you tell I am speaking with plums in my mouth......"

Just 2?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"cos when you take it off the lack of body heat emanating from underneath negates the invisibility and it thereby becomes a normal cloak until you put it on again. tell me if I'm getting too scientific

oooo brainy birds are a big turn on

can you be posh too?

whatever do you mean by "can I", can't you tell I

am speaking with plums in my mouth......"

Can't be posh, speaking with her mouth full - manners indeed!!

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

well technically I am typing and not actually speaking - I never speak with my mouth full, that would just be so rude

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"well technically I am typing and not actually speaking - I never speak with my mouth full, that would just be so rude "

and you're never rude, are you???

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

not in public

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"not in public "

who said that? is someone in here with me?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"but once you take it off, how the fuck do you find it again?

excellent - only a man could think of something as practical and logical as that ... "

don't be silly, we all know they only go invisible when you put them on. Be easy to nick tho.

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

exactly nice - it's all to do with thermo-dynamics....

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By *TUDLY_GOOD_FUCKMan  over a year ago

mansfield

I think I would have to wrap it around my head and go for a midnight stroll

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By *aucy3Couple  over a year ago

glasgow

the first version of this cloak,was called a shell suit.no c*** wanted to see you in one of those.

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden


"cos when you take it off the lack of body heat emanating from underneath negates the invisibility and it thereby becomes a normal cloak until you put it on again. tell me if I'm getting too scientific "

It's nothing so clever.

All they they have done is invented a 'tv screen' made out of material. You have cameras attached to the back of you and their images are projected onto the material at the front of you. This means someone looking directly in front of you sees 'live TV' of what is directly behind you effectively rubbing you out of the landscape.

The US Army have been working on this for at least 10 years but aren't as keen on announcing it as this group of rival Scottish scientists are. Although it isn't top secret.

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

are you saying I'm not clever enough to come up with an actual invisibility cloak and would have to resort to devious measure of casting images??? how very dare you!!!

that's it, I'm cutting the rope off your tyreswing and confiscating your nanas

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden


"are you saying I'm not clever enough to come up with an actual invisibility cloak and would have to resort to devious measure of casting images??? how very dare you!!!

that's it, I'm cutting the rope off your tyreswing and confiscating your nanas"

Noooooooo!!!!

I take it back! You have invented MAGICCCCC clothes!!! Please don't take my ring

I think you could take a nana though

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

"Please don't take my ring"

Is that not my line, lol

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden


""Please don't take my ring"

Is that not my line, lol "

Knowing you, that's the last thing you would ever say!

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

hahahaha, cheeky ( . )

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