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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a party happening in the train carriage i'm on right now!!! Pitty its 6 teenage twats
Join in ya might enjoy  "
Bah humbug - i just want piece and quiet!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a party happening in the train carriage i'm on right now!!! Pitty its 6 teenage twats
Join in ya might enjoy
Bah humbug - i just want piece and quiet!! "
Sign of getting ole |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a party happening in the train carriage i'm on right now!!! Pitty its 6 teenage twats
Join in ya might enjoy
Bah humbug - i just want piece and quiet!!
Sign of getting ole "
I aint gettin no ole tonite |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone best start pouring the drinks out, it's getting busy in here 
Have I got to be barman again I did it last night and my gorgeous staff have deserted me "
guess i can be your wench for the evening...  |
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"Someone best start pouring the drinks out, it's getting busy in here
Have I got to be barman again I did it last night and my gorgeous staff have deserted me
guess i can be your wench for the evening... "
Now there's an offer |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Someone best start pouring the drinks out, it's getting busy in here
Have I got to be barman again I did it last night and my gorgeous staff have deserted me
guess i can be your wench for the evening...
Now there's an offer "
so whats my 1st job? |
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"Someone best start pouring the drinks out, it's getting busy in here
Have I got to be barman again I did it last night and my gorgeous staff have deserted me
guess i can be your wench for the evening...
Now there's an offer
so whats my 1st job? "
Maybe we should take this in private |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hope you're better than his staff last night I'm still waiting for my drink
Oi any more from you and your barred  "
Why are we waiting, oh why
...are...We...waaaiiitttiiinnnggg  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hope you're better than his staff last night I'm still waiting for my drink
Oi any more from you and your barred
Why are we waiting, oh why
...are...We...waaaiiitttiiinnnggg "
shhhhhh dont make the old git grumpy!!
your drinks ready, you just need to come and get it... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whisky & ice
Red wine (Italian)
Gin tonic
Any of the above please
Fancy sharing a bottle of Amarone?
Hoping for whisky and ice to be honest - service round here really slow  "
Fair enough  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whisky & ice
Red wine (Italian)
Gin tonic
Any of the above please
Fancy sharing a bottle of Amarone?
Hoping for whisky and ice to be honest - service round here really slow "
apologies for the delay, iv no idea why bladey didnt serve you himself as he could see i was busy, as he cba, its now an open bar, help yourselves... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hope you're better than his staff last night I'm still waiting for my drink
Oi any more from you and your barred
Why are we waiting, oh why
...are...We...waaaiiitttiiinnnggg
shhhhhh dont make the old git grumpy!!
your drinks ready, you just need to come and get it... "
Wish I could tonight |
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"Whisky & ice
Red wine (Italian)
Gin tonic
Any of the above please
Fancy sharing a bottle of Amarone?
Hoping for whisky and ice to be honest - service round here really slow
apologies for the delay, iv no idea why bladey didnt serve you himself as he could see i was busy, as he cba, its now an open bar, help yourselves... "
Ok whisky tastes so much better when poured by a sexy sultry lady |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had a fabulous day up town, West End Live was brilliant 
Am now watching Blur @ IOW fest on planner, perfick
Your late for work young lady
Bit as you look so good  "
Ah I'm tired now hun, need a night off! |
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"I've had a fabulous day up town, West End Live was brilliant
Am now watching Blur @ IOW fest on planner, perfick
Your late for work young lady
Bit as you look so good
Ah I'm tired now hun, need a night off!"
As im off to bed myself suppose I'll let you off but this slacking stop now ok |
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"Just wake her up nicely...
nahhhhhhh we shared too much wine and had a great photo sesh lol My stomach hurts from laffing x
The night is young... "
She's snoozing, I'm gonna turn light out n crash x |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Just wake her up nicely...
nahhhhhhh we shared too much wine and had a great photo sesh lol My stomach hurts from laffing x
The night is young...
She's snoozing, I'm gonna turn light out n crash x"
What happened to the other two?
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"Got in an hour ago. No idea who got up to what, was on the wrong side of the bar. It was packed to the rafters and the music was awesome."
We missed a good en then god damn it wouldn't mind but you was all so close |
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"Just wake her up nicely...
nahhhhhhh we shared too much wine and had a great photo sesh lol My stomach hurts from laffing x
The night is young...
She's snoozing, I'm gonna turn light out n crash x
What happened to the other two?
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Fat fingers, I recruited 2 lol
The other one went home |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mrs Focker got a pole dancing lesson...instructor later on almost fell on her head.
I got to see more than I cared to from one chap.
I got something squelchy between my toes I didn't even want to think about it.
We all had a fab night..no fights no dramas it was all good |
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"Mrs Focker got a pole dancing lesson...instructor later on almost fell on her head.
I got to see more than I cared to from one chap.
I got something squelchy between my toes I didn't even want to think about it.
We all had a fab night..no fights no dramas it was all good "
A top night then still can't belive i had to work |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm gutted that I didn't get chance to say hello to people properly.
Everybody looked like they were enjoying themselves, it was just soooo hot in there! "
It was very hot, never seen so many people crammed around a fan, |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I'm gutted that I didn't get chance to say hello to people properly.
Everybody looked like they were enjoying themselves, it was just soooo hot in there!
It was very hot, never seen so many people crammed around a fan, "
Isn't the heat to help you divest of clothing and feel all supple for any moves you might want to make?
It sounds like a good time was had by all.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Erm.. I fell over a fair few times
It was packed, and an awesome night.. I got some lovely cards and pressies, including a finger puppet from Keenfucktographer yes I know? Bless.
Attempted to throw myself, around the pole, with a hottie in a white bikini. Ffs!! Apologies for the painful sight. I'm bruised from head to toe... And think I've broken my thumb! Just a shame I didn't manage to get around to saying hello to more, people... I think it's safe to say, a brilliant night was had by all. x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tequila is not my friend 
But I did have some very.good friends last night 
One tequila
Two tequila
Three tequila
Floor.
Hope your now feeling a lot better? X
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Me too! X |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Erm.. I fell over a fair few times
It was packed, and an awesome night.. I got some lovely cards and pressies, including a finger puppet from Keenfucktographer yes I know? Bless.
Attempted to throw myself, around the pole, with a hottie in a white bikini. Ffs!! Apologies for the painful sight. I'm bruised from head to toe... And think I've broken my thumb! Just a shame I didn't manage to get around to saying hello to more, people... I think it's safe to say, a brilliant night was had by all. x"
Are you saying that Paddy fingered you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Erm.. I fell over a fair few times
It was packed, and an awesome night.. I got some lovely cards and pressies, including a finger puppet from Keenfucktographer yes I know? Bless.
Attempted to throw myself, around the pole, with a hottie in a white bikini. Ffs!! Apologies for the painful sight. I'm bruised from head to toe... And think I've broken my thumb! Just a shame I didn't manage to get around to saying hello to more, people... I think it's safe to say, a brilliant night was had by all. x
Are you saying that Paddy fingered you? "
Pmsl good god woman! No |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Erm.. I fell over a fair few times
It was packed, and an awesome night.. I got some lovely cards and pressies, including a finger puppet from Keenfucktographer yes I know? Bless.
Attempted to throw myself, around the pole, with a hottie in a white bikini. Ffs!! Apologies for the painful sight. I'm bruised from head to toe... And think I've broken my thumb! Just a shame I didn't manage to get around to saying hello to more, people... I think it's safe to say, a brilliant night was had by all. x
Are you saying that Paddy fingered you?
Pmsl good god woman! No "
I just had visions of you as puppet on his fingers. |
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