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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Hello world

I have recently been carrying out a study, call it an analysis of human psychosociology. I carried out this study to guage peoples levels of tolerance, understanding, acceptance, and perception. Values which i know we all have difficulty upholding, especially hedonistic atheists like me. If there was anyone upset or offended by my actions i apologise sincerely. To those of you who let yourselves down I hope like me you have learnt a lesson. And to the cool people thankyou. Anthony

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

you're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

although you lost me with the ' tolerance, understanding, acceptance,' bit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"you're welcome"

Pssst!!! What's he on about?!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"you're welcome

Pssst!!! What's he on about?!! "

I agree, doesn't seem to have used the forums enough to cause offence...unless he is writing this in advance....

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston


"you're welcome

Pssst!!! What's he on about?!!

I agree, doesn't seem to have used the forums enough to cause offence...unless he is writing this in advance.... "

!skcollob

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"you're welcome

Pssst!!! What's he on about?!!

I agree, doesn't seem to have used the forums enough to cause offence...unless he is writing this in advance.... "

like that film 'memento'..which if you haven't yet seen,i've inadvertently ruined

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden

I feel like an ant being observed by some giant intellect, being prodded and poked for his amusement.

Maybe not

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I feel like an ant being observed by some giant intellect, being prodded and poked for his amusement.

Maybe not "

Sorry, your bum distracted me...did you say something?!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I feel like an ant being observed by some giant intellect, being prodded and poked for his amusement.

Maybe not

Sorry, your bum distracted me...did you say something?!! "

hopefully not via his bottom!

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden


"I feel like an ant being observed by some giant intellect, being prodded and poked for his amusement.

Maybe not

Sorry, your bum distracted me...did you say something?!! "

Oh there you are!

Auntie Rugby and Auntie HoneyPot say I shouldn't play with you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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"I feel like an ant being observed by some giant intellect, being prodded and poked for his amusement.

Maybe not

Sorry, your bum distracted me...did you say something?!!

Oh there you are!

Auntie Rugby and Auntie HoneyPot say I shouldn't play with you."

You can if you have a rubber ring to sit on afterwards

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston

Got it!!!

He's that bugger from Sydney University!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Got it!!!

He's that bugger from Sydney University!!! "

hope you caveated your profile!

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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O o O oo


"I feel like an ant being observed by some giant intellect, being prodded and poked for his amusement.

Maybe not

Sorry, your bum distracted me...did you say something?!!

Oh there you are!

Auntie Rugby and Auntie HoneyPot say I shouldn't play with you."

We didn't say that, we said go forth with Invicitus to Sassy's but don't expect to come away being able to sit down ...oh and send us the pics

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston


"I feel like an ant being observed by some giant intellect, being prodded and poked for his amusement.

Maybe not

Sorry, your bum distracted me...did you say something?!!

Oh there you are!

Auntie Rugby and Auntie HoneyPot say I shouldn't play with you.

We didn't say that, we said go forth with Invicitus to Sassy's but don't expect to come away being able to sit down ...oh and send us the pics "

...as long as I can have my money pouch without anyone laughing!

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden


"I feel like an ant being observed by some giant intellect, being prodded and poked for his amusement.

Maybe not

Sorry, your bum distracted me...did you say something?!!

Oh there you are!

Auntie Rugby and Auntie HoneyPot say I shouldn't play with you.

We didn't say that, we said go forth with Invicitus to Sassy's but don't expect to come away being able to sit down ...oh and send us the pics "

I've just read Sassy's profile and all has become clearer.

Be gentle Sassy I'm a virgin xxx

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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O o O oo

Now thats pushing it a bit

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Hello world

I have recently been carrying out a study, call it an analysis of human psychosociology. I carried out this study to guage peoples levels of tolerance, understanding, acceptance, and perception. "

Yeah right..... sure.....anyway..... hey did I ever tell you about the time my grandmother kicked the fuck out of Mike Tyson.

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston

Okay I just looked at his profile (which is probably the idea ) and he has a number on it, so it looks like a phone survey.

For a good rogering, press 1.

For DP or other anal press 2.

For assistance from the operator, please hold...

..and it ain't nice either! It's all wobbly and 'orrible like everyone elses.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Now thats pushing it a bit "

Pushing?!! Gentle?!! Tsk...you'll be expecting me to use lube as well!!

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden


"Now thats pushing it a bit

Pushing?!! Gentle?!! Tsk...you'll be expecting me to use lube as well!! "

Stop fwightoning me!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I feel like an ant being observed by some giant intellect, being prodded and poked for his amusement.

Maybe not

Sorry, your bum distracted me...did you say something?!!

Oh there you are!

Auntie Rugby and Auntie HoneyPot say I shouldn't play with you.

We didn't say that, we said go forth with Invicitus to Sassy's but don't expect to come away being able to sit down ...oh and send us the pics "

Hmmmmm...what I could do with those two!!

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston

...I'm scared funky...I'm going home...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Now thats pushing it a bit

Pushing?!! Gentle?!! Tsk...you'll be expecting me to use lube as well!!

Stop fwightoning me! "

Another one that turns into a baby and I've not even introduced myself yet...tsk!!!

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden


"I feel like an ant being observed by some giant intellect, being prodded and poked for his amusement.

Maybe not

Sorry, your bum distracted me...did you say something?!!

Oh there you are!

Auntie Rugby and Auntie HoneyPot say I shouldn't play with you.

We didn't say that, we said go forth with Invicitus to Sassy's but don't expect to come away being able to sit down ...oh and send us the pics

Hmmmmm...what I could do with those two!! "

Very nervous smile ----}}

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden


"...I'm scared funky...I'm going home... "

I want my mammy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

It wasn't a survey it was a study, in order to gain knowledge, and the relevant people will get it. Now, while i'm here, does anyone wanna come and ride my gigantic robot fuckstick?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

gigantic robot fucksticks - very over rated

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I think I'd need to see a demo first.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Lol not when they're attached to me,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lol not when they're attached to me, "

but you're profile says you're straight!..

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Well My numbers on my profile lol anyone that wants to see it in action can always txt me and i'll send them a video of me slamming a fit 23 year old cock hungry slut hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

hmm...pass

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden


"Well My numbers on my profile lol anyone that wants to see it in action can always txt me and i'll send them a video of me slamming a fit 23 year old cock hungry slut hehehe "

PMSL you're awesome dude. High Five!

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Well My numbers on my profile lol anyone that wants to see it in action can always txt me and i'll send them a video of me slamming a fit 23 year old cock hungry slut hehehe "
now thats just put me off my toad in the hole

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well My numbers on my profile lol anyone that wants to see it in action can always txt me and i'll send them a video of me slamming a fit 23 year old cock hungry slut hehehe "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Lol not when they're attached to me,

but you're profile says you're straight!.."

er? Yes, i was talking about my amazing cock!!! lol or are you messing? You minx

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Well My numbers on my profile lol "

And by the weekend it will be on a few toilet doors.

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Oooooooow! Is this another study to guage peoples levels of tolerance?

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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O o O oo


"Well My numbers on my profile lol anyone that wants to see it in action can always txt me and i'll send them a video of me slamming a fit 23 year old cock hungry slut hehehe

PMSL you're awesome dude. High Five!"

lmao......you make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well I knows it ain't hard ta do but he's completely lost me lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Well My numbers on my profile lol

And by the weekend it will be on a few toilet doors."

so? Am i supposed to be worried? I'd meet the caller and knock him out lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

your profile says you don't suffer fools gladly..is that an attempt at irony? lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"your profile says you don't suffer fools gladly..is that an attempt at irony? lol "
ouch get yer claws in love i was only having a laugh ffs.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

oh the foolish things we do in youth.....glad there was no-one to take advantage of me and video me for everyone else's enjoyment at that age....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"oh the foolish things we do in youth.....glad there was no-one to take advantage of me and video me for everyone else's enjoyment at that age.... "
oh and why do you assume i took advantage of her?? Because i'm a man? Or older? The fact is, if anything, she took advantage of me and she'd agree. I might be hard but i'm not a c*nt, just ask the only person on here thats ACTUALLY met me.

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By *harpDressed ManMan  over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


" just ask the only person on here thats ACTUALLY met me. "

That many?

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn


"Well My numbers on my profile lol anyone that wants to see it in action can always txt me and i'll send them a video of me slamming a fit 23 year old cock hungry slut hehehe "

Don't worry...... the 23 year old cock hungry slut forwarded it onto me..

she asked for text sex as she had just had a shag and needed her first orgasm

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Well My numbers on my profile lol anyone that wants to see it in action can always txt me and i'll send them a video of me slamming a fit 23 year old cock hungry slut hehehe

Don't worry...... the 23 year old cock hungry slut forwarded it onto me..

she asked for text sex as she had just had a shag and needed her first orgasm

"

hotstuff _iew!!!

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By *ertnbeckyCouple  over a year ago

oldham


"Now thats pushing it a bit

Pushing?!! Gentle?!! Tsk...you'll be expecting me to use lube as well!!

Stop fwightoning me! "

you gonna end up with an arsehole like a blood orange if you aint carful matey

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Now thats pushing it a bit

Pushing?!! Gentle?!! Tsk...you'll be expecting me to use lube as well!!

Stop fwightoning me! you gonna end up with an arsehole like a blood orange if you aint carful matey "

I could go over the rudiments of how sphincter muscles work but I'm giggling too much at the mental image!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Well My numbers on my profile lol anyone that wants to see it in action can always txt me and i'll send them a

she asked for text sex as she had just had a shag and needed her first orgas "

yeah whatever mate, i've just read your profile lol "nothing negative to say" yeah to women lol and the last line " i'd rather stand alone and be me than blah blah" yeah my thoughts exactly.

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn


"Well My numbers on my profile lol anyone that wants to see it in action can always txt me and i'll send them a

she asked for text sex as she had just had a shag and needed her first orgas yeah whatever mate, i've just read your profile lol "nothing negative to say" yeah to women lol and the last line " i'd rather stand alone and be me than blah blah" yeah my thoughts exactly. "

Thanks dude and wishing you the very best getting your second meet and second video to share around.

Enjoy

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston


"Now thats pushing it a bit

Pushing?!! Gentle?!! Tsk...you'll be expecting me to use lube as well!!

Stop fwightoning me!

Another one that turns into a baby and I've not even introduced myself yet...tsk!!! "

....is it safe yet?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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"Now thats pushing it a bit

Pushing?!! Gentle?!! Tsk...you'll be expecting me to use lube as well!!

Stop fwightoning me!

Another one that turns into a baby and I've not even introduced myself yet...tsk!!!

....is it safe yet? "

Sassy sleeps with one eye open,she's watching youuuuuuuu

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston


"Now thats pushing it a bit

Pushing?!! Gentle?!! Tsk...you'll be expecting me to use lube as well!!

Stop fwightoning me!

Another one that turns into a baby and I've not even introduced myself yet...tsk!!!

....is it safe yet?

Sassy sleeps with one eye open,she's watching youuuuuuuu "

...oooo, I hope not! She'll have seen what I did with that rubber glove, honey melon and half a box of Liquorice Allsorts last night then!!!!

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By *harpDressed ManMan  over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

See it? She invented it!

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By *harpDressed ManMan  over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple  over a year ago

Bolton


"Hello world

I have recently been carrying out a study, call it an analysis of human psychosociology. I carried out this study to guage peoples levels of tolerance, understanding, acceptance, and perception. Values which i know we all have difficulty upholding, especially hedonistic atheists like me. If there was anyone upset or offended by my actions i apologise sincerely. To those of you who let yourselves down I hope like me you have learnt a lesson. And to the cool people thankyou. Anthony "

I don't have a problem in upholding the values that you list and I don't think it matters whether you swing or not - either you do or you don't have these qualities, are you apologising to all the unsuspecting people that you've been mailing as it sounds like your replies may have been less than positive! A little tip here, when you find yourself in a deep hole - stop digging! Z

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Thanks, good advice. I have stopped digging. It was painful and hard work, but has revealed alot.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"See it? She invented it!"

They've tinkered with it, which is understandable. I'm hardcore me: no rubber gloves!

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