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If all the women went extinct...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

...and the world would then be populated by men alone.

How would things be?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All toilet seats would up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All spiders would be dead.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Scratching balls in public would be permitted anywhere and everywhere!

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By *olarfoxMan over a year ago

North Cambs

I would hazard a guess that it would not only be Heineken that would be refreshing the parts that other beers cannot reach...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There would be a special section in DIY shops called 'I'll do it later'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pubs would be full

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There would be a special section in DIY shops called 'I'll do it later'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Men would get their hearing checked, as they'd all think they'd gone deaf,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pubs would be full "
but there would be no sexy barmaids to bend over or reach up for something high

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By *olarfoxMan over a year ago

North Cambs

"Men would get their hearing checked, as they'd all think they'd gone deaf, "

lmao

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pubs would be full but there would be no sexy barmaids to bend over or reach up for something high

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we are men. After 10 pints anyone looks sexy

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By *olarfoxMan over a year ago

North Cambs

Candle sales would plummet!

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By *olarfoxMan over a year ago

North Cambs

"Pubs would be full but there would be no sexy barmaids to bend over or reach up for something high

we are men. After 10 pints anyone looks sexy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pubs would be full but there would be no sexy barmaids to bend over or reach up for something high

we are men. After 10 pints anyone looks sexy

true

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pubs would be full but there would be no sexy barmaids to bend over or reach up for something high

we are men. After 10 pints anyone looks sexy

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yep even you mate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pubs would be full but there would be no sexy barmaids to bend over or reach up for something high

we are men. After 10 pints anyone looks sexy

Even Bert with his string vest and comb over !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There would be more claims for over use of right or left hand...the medical board would have a field day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pubs would have bunk beds & rolling pins would be museum pieces......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pubs would be full but there would be no sexy barmaids to bend over or reach up for something high

we are men. After 10 pints anyone looks sexy

Even Bert with his string vest and comb over ! "
well maybe 10 pints and a couple of chasers for Bert

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All spiders would be dead."

No, leave the spiders alone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Men would get their hearing checked, as they'd all think they'd gone deaf, "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pubs would be full but there would be no sexy barmaids to bend over or reach up for something high

we are men. After 10 pints anyone looks sexy

Even Bert with his string vest and comb over ! well maybe 10 pints and a couple of chasers for Bert

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There would be more TV/CD?

Some of which would look so sexy, surely they would get pregnant...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got one....

The roads would be safer...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There would be more TV/CD?

Some of which would look so sexy, surely they would get pregnant...

Arnold Schwarzenegger is your man !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There would be more TV/CD?

Some of which would look so sexy, surely they would get pregnant...

Arnold Schwarzenegger is your man ! "

Transvestimator/CrossDressimator? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got one....

The roads would be safer...

"
yeah and the parking place a lady needed will go back to 2 parking places for a man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The available parking spaces would treble (glad there's no more rolling pins)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got one....

The roads would be safer...

yeah and the parking place a lady needed will go back to 2 parking places for a man

Nope - because all the guys who think they have flash cars* would take up two spaces to ensure they don't get their doors scratched!

*Insert BMW drivers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pubs would be full but there would be no sexy barmaids to bend over or reach up for something high

we are men. After 10 pints anyone looks sexy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got one....

The roads would be safer...

yeah and the parking place a lady needed will go back to 2 parking places for a man

Nope - because all the guys who think they have flash cars* would take up two spaces to ensure they don't get their doors scratched!

*Insert BMW drivers.

"
Oh yeah true

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By *eavenNhellCouple over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

I got one....

The roads would be safer...

yeah and the parking place a lady needed will go back to 2 parking places for a man

Nope - because all the guys who think they have flash cars* would take up two spaces to ensure they don't get their doors scratched!

*Insert BMW drivers.

"
nah its audi drivers now cos clarckson says so

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't think any of that would happen, mentioned above, because they mostly likely all blowup eachother up, women are needed for peace to prevail

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There would be a few sore arses!

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

Shower Gel would never have been invented

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shower Gel would never have been invented"

Neither would the "scatter cusion"!

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By *ain n MableWoman over a year ago

Milton Keynes

No more telly ad's for flipping sanitary towels with wings, or New Improved Tampax Super Extra where you can work, rest & play, and now even swim (allegedly) and go rock climbing....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Would all the men just stop shaving?

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Men's taxes would go up in the UK as vat on sanitary products would stop .. And that constant buzzing sound in my ears would go away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd have to go full ghey then. There would still be tvs though

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

Any man willing to do a 'Bruce Jenner' would instantly become very popular.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pubs would be full but there would be no sexy barmaids to bend over or reach up for something high

we are men. After 10 pints anyone looks sexy

Just as well if all the women are gone....

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By *ain n MableWoman over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"Any man willing to do a 'Bruce Jenner' would instantly become very popular.

Surely if there are no women in the world then there would be no womens clothing or beauty products? Poor Bruce would be back to a man with boobs wearing a suit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

smothered by dust & tumble s, whilst clutching their beloved sky remotes...

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Would this make me half dead?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Candle sales would plummet!"

So would flowers!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No more vampire diaries or silly programs like that! But then with no women there's no good TV to watch either lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"smothered by dust & tumble s, whilst clutching their beloved sky remotes...

Would there still be a need for Sky remotes and deodorant cans to be used as size indicators?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Boxer shorts sales would increase as laundry product sales drop

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By *trawberry-popWoman over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

All the men would catch the ghey and start wanking over each other!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All the men would catch the ghey and start wanking over each other! "

But surely there'd still be pics of women!

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By *andy6677Man over a year ago

crewe

Actually according to evolutionary experts its males that will become extinct first!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sales of garden sheds would drop....as escapes and bolt holes are no longer required.

No deodorant cans to measure cocks with....who needs deodorant anyway?

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By *uperock99Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

The only music left to listen & dance to will be village people.

Only microwave dinners & takeaway to eat & throw away plates and forks cause who will do the washing up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They would have their own chat show called Loose Men

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Curtains and Cushions would disappear.

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By *uperock99Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Bin men would have no rubbish to collect, no need to take out rubbish if not told to do it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pizza will always be a viable option.

Camaraderie will go through the roof.

Shrillness will be a thing of the past.

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Pubs would be full but there would be no sexy barmaids to bend over or reach up for something high

we are men. After 10 pints anyone looks sexy

yep even you mate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pubs would be full but there would be no sexy barmaids to bend over or reach up for something high

we are men. After 10 pints anyone looks sexy

yep even you mate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"...and the world would then be populated by men alone.

How would things be?

Like Fabswingers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pubs would be full but there would be no sexy barmaids to bend over or reach up for something high

we are men. After 10 pints anyone looks sexy

yep even you mate

"
Phew . Im glad I never said that out loud

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

"All the men would catch the ghey and start wanking over each other!

But surely there'd still be pics of women!"

Archaeological treasures

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Boxer shorts sales would increase as laundry product sales drop "

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Pubs would be full but there would be no sexy barmaids to bend over or reach up for something high

we are men. After 10 pints anyone looks sexy

yep even you mate

Phew . Im glad I never said that out loud

It's OK Tosh, I guessed from the pink shirt.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pubs would be full but there would be no sexy barmaids to bend over or reach up for something high

we are men. After 10 pints anyone looks sexy

yep even you mate

Phew . Im glad I never said that out loud

It's OK Tosh, I guessed from the pink shirt.....

it was a light red

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh I would hate to see the mess of there bed sheets , as I think only women change bed sheets lol

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By *lashheartMan over a year ago

shrewsbury

Hospitals would be full of repetitive strain wrist injuries...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Scratching balls in public would be permitted anywhere and everywhere! "
I thought men already believed this was the case anyway

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Oh I would hate to see the mess of there bed sheets , as I think only women change bed sheets lol

I think they'd have to invent disposable duvets, they'd never get the covers changed!

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Pubs would be full but there would be no sexy barmaids to bend over or reach up for something high

we are men. After 10 pints anyone looks sexy

yep even you mate

Phew . Im glad I never said that out loud

It's OK Tosh, I guessed from the pink shirt.....

it was a light red

Yea, like my fishnets....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gay men would rule the fashion industry!

Oh hang on....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The labels "straight, bi and gay" would be replaced by the labels "not so horny, horny, and extremely horny"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do,you think they would even notice? Especially if there was something good on the telly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Olympics would have biggest bogey category and loudest fart.

Lawnmowers would become obsolete and we would see more wildlife due to the urban jungles springing up.

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By *huramMan over a year ago

Abergavenny

I'd quickly invest in companies who manufacture sex dolls.

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By *iSTARessWoman over a year ago

London

Lube would become more valuable than gold

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

wanking would be an olympic sport

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"wanking would be an olympic sport

I thought it already was !

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

"wanking would be an olympic sport

I thought it already was !

So, who are the best wankers in the world?

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By *exyangietgirlTV/TS over a year ago

edinburgh

We t-girls would have lots of fun.

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By *olarfoxMan over a year ago

North Cambs

"Boxer shorts sales would increase as laundry product sales drop "

Nah...men wouldn't bother buying new underwear...men never buy their own underwear....or socks

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By *dsindyTV/TS over a year ago

East Lancashire

"We t-girls would have lots of fun.

XX"

we could even afford to be picky

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By *obbytupperMan over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

In day's of old

when men were bold

and women weren't invented.

Men drilled holes

in telegraph poles

and had to be contented.

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