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"Sex on the beach please, with proper fresh orange juice, none of this squash/cordial business!
Gratitude 
I'm not sure if they will be up for it have you mailed them 
I haven't!
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over a year ago
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"A kick in the balls please barman
Stand bloody still then it's a small target "
Should be easy enough they drag along the ground these days....actually it's a Cocktail
2 shots vodka
2 shots tequila
2 shots J D
i2 shots rum
2 shots lemon juice
Shaken not stirred
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"A kick in the balls please barman
Stand bloody still then it's a small target
Should be easy enough they drag along the ground these days....actually it's a Cocktail
2 shots vodka
2 shots tequila
2 shots J D
i2 shots rum
2 shots lemon juice
Shaken not stirred
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Ok might give that a go myself......cheers dude |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A kick in the balls please barman
Stand bloody still then it's a small target
Should be easy enough they drag along the ground these days....actually it's a Cocktail
2 shots vodka
2 shots tequila
2 shots J D
i2 shots rum
2 shots lemon juice
Shaken not stirred
Ok might give that a go myself......cheers dude"
Fookin lethal but thought it might be up your street
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over a year ago
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"Large JD and please xx
A woman with taste good choice I think I'll join you
Gin & tonic please Mr Blade
With ice and lemon 
1 g and t for mss socks "
Any chance of another? ? That one barely touched the sides
Make it a double please
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sooo I'm a wee bit merry already should I have another vino or a coffee?!
Passes the bottle
Are you taking advantage of me Mr Bladey
Well errr hmmmm yes I think I possibly am  "
Cheeky |
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"Sooo I'm a wee bit merry already should I have another vino or a coffee?!
Passes the bottle
Are you taking advantage of me Mr Bladey
Well errr hmmmm yes I think I possibly am
Cheeky "
Wonders how far Berkshire is |
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"Large JD and please xx
A woman with taste good choice I think I'll join you
Gin & tonic please Mr Blade
With ice and lemon
1 g and t for mss socks
Any chance of another? ? That one barely touched the sides
Make it a double please
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There you go a triple |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Berkshire !!!
you have to pass Nottingham to get there and it sounds like you need a real barmaid with you ...
Jo x
Should we ask her 1st do you think or just turn up "
Oi I've tended bar before & I was good at it |
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"Berkshire !!!
you have to pass Nottingham to get there and it sounds like you need a real barmaid with you ...
Jo x
Should we ask her 1st do you think or just turn up
Oi I've tended bar before & I was good at it "
You had me at oi |
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"Berkshire !!!
you have to pass Nottingham to get there and it sounds like you need a real barmaid with you ...
Jo x
Should we ask her 1st do you think or just turn up
Oi I've tended bar before & I was good at it
You had me at oi "
You appear to have a rush on, would you like a hand...... |
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"Berkshire !!!
you have to pass Nottingham to get there and it sounds like you need a real barmaid with you ...
Jo x
Should we ask her 1st do you think or just turn up
Oi I've tended bar before & I was good at it
You had me at oi
You appear to have a rush on, would you like a hand......"
I thought you'd never ask |
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"I'll have a mojito please
Classy will sort you out I'll sit back and watch "
My all time fave cocktail ~ I make a mean mojito, coming right up.
Bladey we're gonna need more ice! |
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"I need to catch up with a Jager bomb if it a long session - cheers x
Oooh it could get messy
Join me with another one x"
I would my lovely but I'm working now! |
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"I'll have a mojito please
Classy will sort you out I'll sit back and watch
My all time fave cocktail ~ I make a mean mojito, coming right up.
Bladey we're gonna need more ice!"
No worries I've got freezer draw full |
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"Oooh, may I have a Hendricks and tonic with lots of ice and cucumber.
Pretty please please could you make mine a large Hendricks the same as Boldgirl -thank you Blade
Anything you say  "
Large Hendricks for me too barman....and you'd better top up the ladies too while you're at it. Service is a bit slow tonight! |
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"Oooh, may I have a Hendricks and tonic with lots of ice and cucumber.
Pretty please please could you make mine a large Hendricks the same as Boldgirl -thank you Blade
Anything you say
Large Hendricks for me too barman....and you'd better top up the ladies too while you're at it. Service is a bit slow tonight! "
Wonderd when you'd turn up hope you like the staff bit slow maybe but what a view |
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"Oooh, may I have a Hendricks and tonic with lots of ice and cucumber.
Pretty please please could you make mine a large Hendricks the same as Boldgirl -thank you Blade
Anything you say
Large Hendricks for me too barman....and you'd better top up the ladies too while you're at it. Service is a bit slow tonight!
Wonderd when you'd turn up hope you like the staff bit slow maybe but what a view "
Meant YOU actually...the girls are run off their slingbacks and you're swannying around. Any bar snacks this evening???  |
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"Classy ladee , when you said give me a hand I didn't mean like that !!!
But I think we could make a fortune as a side show .
Jo x"
Hahahaha I'm muti tasking |
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"Oooh, may I have a Hendricks and tonic with lots of ice and cucumber.
Pretty please please could you make mine a large Hendricks the same as Boldgirl -thank you Blade
Anything you say
Large Hendricks for me too barman....and you'd better top up the ladies too while you're at it. Service is a bit slow tonight!
Wonderd when you'd turn up hope you like the staff bit slow maybe but what a view "
stick around for the legendary bar dance later...;-) |
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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago
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"Oooh, may I have a Hendricks and tonic with lots of ice and cucumber.
Pretty please please could you make mine a large Hendricks the same as Boldgirl -thank you Blade
Anything you say
Large Hendricks for me too barman....and you'd better top up the ladies too while you're at it. Service is a bit slow tonight!
Wonderd when you'd turn up hope you like the staff bit slow maybe but what a view
Meant YOU actually...the girls are run off their slingbacks and you're swannying around. Any bar snacks this evening??? "
Isn't it always the same , we are working our cute little arses off and he's swanning around trying to pull everything in sight .
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"Oooh, may I have a Hendricks and tonic with lots of ice and cucumber.
Pretty please please could you make mine a large Hendricks the same as Boldgirl -thank you Blade
Anything you say
Large Hendricks for me too barman....and you'd better top up the ladies too while you're at it. Service is a bit slow tonight!
Wonderd when you'd turn up hope you like the staff bit slow maybe but what a view
Meant YOU actually...the girls are run off their slingbacks and you're swannying around. Any bar snacks this evening??? "
Excuse me I've had my hands full all night not saying what they have been full of but its been hell |
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"Oooh, may I have a Hendricks and tonic with lots of ice and cucumber.
Pretty please please could you make mine a large Hendricks the same as Boldgirl -thank you Blade
Anything you say
Large Hendricks for me too barman....and you'd better top up the ladies too while you're at it. Service is a bit slow tonight!
Wonderd when you'd turn up hope you like the staff bit slow maybe but what a view
stick around for the legendary bar dance later...;-)"
I wouldn't miss it |
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