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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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mmmmm!
A guy in the office has purchased a Venus fly trap plant and called its V......... My first name.
Why ? Because it's a meat eater !!!
If you were a plant. What would you be and why ??
( considering reporting said bloke to HR ! ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Id be a ganja plant as Im so laid back
Could be the same, though there are different varieties etc, so maybe I'd be Passion Queen.
Im not fussy which one I'd be.
See, told you."
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Keep your carniverous plants in rain water and don't feed fertilisers. Some will grow outdoors here and I've had some lovely ones here. Had a pitcher plant that lived in a bed of water but a blackbird used to yank it out of its way, when it was looking for mud, 2 years in a row. Last time I wasn't around and it dried out.
Otherwise, I'm easy too and maybe should be a Passion Flower - passiflora. Treated well, they'll come to fruition and your senses will be fully delighted. |
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"mmmmm!
A guy in the office has purchased a Venus fly trap plant and called its V......... My first name.
Why ? Because it's a meat eater !!!
If you were a plant. What would you be and why ??
( considering reporting said bloke to HR ! ) "
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"mmmmm!
A guy in the office has purchased a Venus fly trap plant and called its V......... My first name.
Why ? Because it's a meat eater !!!You,ll be putting any spiders out of business just think no more cobwebs..
If you were a plant. What would you be and why ??
( considering reporting said bloke to HR ! ) " |
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