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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
...you've ever had to buy for someone else? 
I consider myself a modern guy.
In the past I've been happy to chuck stuff in the basket for partners/family - tampons, lube, preparation H, thrush cream etc. I've had open discussions with shop staff in Ann Summers about the relative merits of various butt plugs. I've happily strolled out of sex shops with all manner of floggers, restraints and general kinky shit.
I even once bought a Cliff Richard CD FFS!! 
So why today dos I consider donning a wig, dark glasses and a fake nose for a certain purchase (note - not for me!!!!)?
Because yes. I confess.
I've just been to Asda.
And bought THAT friggin book. 
I'll never be able to shop there again. 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...you've ever had to buy for someone else?
I consider myself a modern guy.
In the past I've been happy to chuck stuff in the basket for partners/family - tampons, lube, preparation H, thrush cream etc. I've had open discussions with shop staff in Ann Summers about the relative merits of various butt plugs. I've happily strolled out of sex shops with all manner of floggers, restraints and general kinky shit.
I even once bought a Cliff Richard CD FFS!!
So why today dos I consider donning a wig, dark glasses and a fake nose for a certain purchase (note - not for me!!!!)?
Because yes. I confess.
I've just been to Asda.
And bought THAT friggin book.
I'll never be able to shop there again.
A"
I would be embarrassed if I had to go to Asda too.   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just download it from Amazon to your kindle or smartphone 
You can read whatever you want and no one knows what it is because there's no embarrassing cover  |
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By *bfoxxxMan
over a year ago
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"...you've ever had to buy for someone else?
I consider myself a modern guy.
In the past I've been happy to chuck stuff in the basket for partners/family - tampons, lube, preparation H, thrush cream etc. I've had open discussions with shop staff in Ann Summers about the relative merits of various butt plugs. I've happily strolled out of sex shops with all manner of floggers, restraints and general kinky shit.
I even once bought a Cliff Richard CD FFS!!
So why today dos I consider donning a wig, dark glasses and a fake nose for a certain purchase (note - not for me!!!!)?
Because yes. I confess.
I've just been to Asda.
And bought THAT friggin book.
I'll never be able to shop there again.
A"
All water of a ducks back now.
Buying a T Rex album for a gf was pretty bad though.
I still get flashbacks, and have counselling. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...you've ever had to buy for someone else?
I consider myself a modern guy.
In the past I've been happy to chuck stuff in the basket for partners/family - tampons, lube, preparation H, thrush cream etc. I've had open discussions with shop staff in Ann Summers about the relative merits of various butt plugs. I've happily strolled out of sex shops with all manner of floggers, restraints and general kinky shit.
I even once bought a Cliff Richard CD FFS!!
So why today dos I consider donning a wig, dark glasses and a fake nose for a certain purchase (note - not for me!!!!)?
Because yes. I confess.
I've just been to Asda.
And bought THAT friggin book.
I'll never be able to shop there again.
A"
Ya know. .. I liked your threads and posts
Until now....going to have to reconsider  |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"When the cashier gave you your change and said Thank you Sir  How many shades of red did you go?"
Even the "It's for the Mrs!!" plea seemed to go unheard.
She owes me big time!
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I hate to make your embarrassment worse, but you do realise that your checkout operator will now have claimed, and won, Asda's "Strangest gift bought for Father's Day" sweepstake.
Please tell me the latest one doesn't feature his slightly effeminate brother, Christian Ghey?
Mr ddc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once had to go into the Sunderland AFC club shop (shudders!) to buy my nephew a footy shirt,It scarred me for life and I still get Flashbacks to this day |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
"I hate to make your embarrassment worse, but you do realise that your checkout operator will now have claimed, and won, Asda's "Strangest gift bought for Father's Day" sweepstake.
Please tell me the latest one doesn't feature his slightly effeminate brother, Christian Ghey?
Mr ddc"
asda must have security film.... can we get it blown up into a big poster....
and man him hand in the man card as well.... |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I hate to make your embarrassment worse, but you do realise that your checkout operator will now have claimed, and won, Asda's "Strangest gift bought for Father's Day" sweepstake.
Please tell me the latest one doesn't feature his slightly effeminate brother, Christian Ghey?
Mr ddc
asda must have security film.... can we get it blown up into a big poster....
and man him hand in the man card as well.... "
It's still in the bag.
Not sure about cctv but the security point - you know the one where some old guy/spotty teenager zooms in on women bending down in short skirts - is currently manned by a cardboard 'Christian Grey'!
I've debated numerous times whether they'd notice if I graffitied it with something amusing.
As for the book? I'm as likely to read it as I am to insert a marrow up my chuff.
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I once had to go into the Sunderland AFC club shop (shudders!) to buy my nephew a footy shirt,It scarred me for life and I still get Flashbacks to this day "
You win!!!! 
Waaaaaaaaay more embarrassing!
A
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Many years ago. I was at a well known chemist
Purchasing the morning after pill. Long story
When I got a text from a play friend saying. Love the boots.
He was in the store too ( not purchasing the pill )
Buying headache tablets |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once had to go into the Sunderland AFC club shop (shudders!) to buy my nephew a footy shirt,It scarred me for life and I still get Flashbacks to this day
You win!!!!
Waaaaaaaaay more embarrassing!
A
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I hate to make your embarrassment worse, but you do realise that your checkout operator will now have claimed, and won, Asda's "Strangest gift bought for Father's Day" sweepstake.
Please tell me the latest one doesn't feature his slightly effeminate brother, Christian Ghey?
Mr ddc
asda must have security film.... can we get it blown up into a big poster....
and man him hand in the man card as well....
It's still in the bag.
Not sure about cctv but the security point - you know the one where some old guy/spotty teenager zooms in on women bending down in short skirts - is currently manned by a cardboard 'Christian Grey'!
I've debated numerous times whether they'd notice if I graffitied it with something amusing.
As for the book? I'm as likely to read it as I am to insert a marrow up my chuff.
A"
So that's highly likely then.  |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I hate to make your embarrassment worse, but you do realise that your checkout operator will now have claimed, and won, Asda's "Strangest gift bought for Father's Day" sweepstake.
Please tell me the latest one doesn't feature his slightly effeminate brother, Christian Ghey?
Mr ddc
asda must have security film.... can we get it blown up into a big poster....
and man him hand in the man card as well....
It's still in the bag.
Not sure about cctv but the security point - you know the one where some old guy/spotty teenager zooms in on women bending down in short skirts - is currently manned by a cardboard 'Christian Grey'!
I've debated numerous times whether they'd notice if I graffitied it with something amusing.
As for the book? I'm as likely to read it as I am to insert a marrow up my chuff.
A
So that's highly likely then. "
You know those 50 challenges you're doing?
Just thought of one.
Involves two marrows!
A |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I hate to make your embarrassment worse, but you do realise that your checkout operator will now have claimed, and won, Asda's "Strangest gift bought for Father's Day" sweepstake.
Please tell me the latest one doesn't feature his slightly effeminate brother, Christian Ghey?
Mr ddc
asda must have security film.... can we get it blown up into a big poster....
and man him hand in the man card as well....
It's still in the bag.
Not sure about cctv but the security point - you know the one where some old guy/spotty teenager zooms in on women bending down in short skirts - is currently manned by a cardboard 'Christian Grey'!
I've debated numerous times whether they'd notice if I graffitied it with something amusing.
As for the book? I'm as likely to read it as I am to insert a marrow up my chuff.
A
So that's highly likely then.
You know those 50 challenges you're doing?
Just thought of one.
Involves two marrows!
A"
Stuffed marrows eh? I was given some lube for my birthday so you'll be fine as I stuff them into you.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As for the book? I'm as likely to read it as I am to insert a marrow up my chuff.*
A"
* An Asda spokesperson commented today that sales of marrows far exceeded their usual number at this time of year. One gentleman bought a book at the same time - we assume he wanted to try out a new recipe for stuffed marrow.
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