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By *nvictus OP   Man  over a year ago

Beeston

We all do odd little things on a daily basis, for example I always eat all the broken crisps in a packet first and always point pens away from me...

What do you do?

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden

Everyday I have to get up, go to the loo, brush my teeth, go in the shower then get dressed.

I follow this pattern religiously and it can be a strain to maintain it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I cant leave a solitary teaspoon unwashed and not immediately returned to the cutlery draw after use,,,, although I’ll happily leave any other culinary utensils in the washing-up bowl until theres sufficient to warrant donning the marigolds and dispensing a generous squirt of fairy…… Oh I know what your all thinking,,,,,, he’s such a rebel !!!!

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By *nvictus OP   Man  over a year ago

Beeston


"Everyday I have to get up, go to the loo, brush my teeth, go in the shower then get dressed.

I follow this pattern religiously and it can be a strain to maintain it."

That confirm it. You are strange. Fancy a nice whole crisp?

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden


"Everyday I have to get up, go to the loo, brush my teeth, go in the shower then get dressed.

I follow this pattern religiously and it can be a strain to maintain it.

That confirm it. You are strange. Fancy a nice whole crisp? "

I only eat square ones with perfect right angles.

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By *nvictus OP   Man  over a year ago

Beeston


"Everyday I have to get up, go to the loo, brush my teeth, go in the shower then get dressed.

I follow this pattern religiously and it can be a strain to maintain it.

That confirm it. You are strange. Fancy a nice whole crisp?

I only eat square ones with perfect right angles."

No, no funky. I said WEIRD things you do - I mean who's in their right mind is going to eat an irregular polygon shaped crisp!!

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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When hanging out washing the two pegs must be of the same colour

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By *nvictus OP   Man  over a year ago

Beeston


"When hanging out washing the two pegs must be of the same colour "

Phew! I was beginning to think it was just me and funky!! Take a seat in the padded cell with us if you like!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When hanging out washing the two pegs must be of the same colour "

Ohhhh, I do that too..... yep.... its absoulutly essential....I totally get where you are with that...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When hanging out washing the two pegs must be of the same colour "

i do that too, also if i have done a washing and forgotton to put in a sock then when the cycle has finished i have to put the already washed sock back in the washing basket to get washed again with its other one lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When hanging out washing the two pegs must be of the same colour

Ohhhh, I do that too..... yep.... its absoulutly essential....I totally get where you are with that... "

Grrrrr "absolutely" not "absoulutly" grrrrrr... OCD... me....about spelling... nahhh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I do the peg thing. Also won't go to bed at night leaving bubbles in the washing up bowl, got to be rinsed and no drops of water about.

If I get McDonalds chips, I eat 2 at a time and they have to be the same length.

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By *ezebelWoman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"We all do odd little things on a daily basis, for example I always eat all the broken crisps in a packet first and always point pens away from me...

What do you do?"

Dont you break all the unbroken crisps when you try to get to the bottom of the bag to get the broken ones?

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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"When hanging out washing the two pegs must be of the same colour

Phew! I was beginning to think it was just me and funky!! Take a seat in the padded cell with us if you like! "

Oh please, is it soundproofed as well

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By *nvictus OP   Man  over a year ago

Beeston


"I do the peg thing. Also won't go to bed at night leaving bubbles in the washing up bowl, got to be rinsed and no drops of water about.

If I get McDonalds chips, I eat 2 at a time and they have to be the same length. "

Do you complain if your left with a handful of odd ones or do you just leave them as they are obviously just 'wrong'

When I clear out my coin pouch of annoying brown coins I always leave one 1p and one 2p in there with the silver...I always pick the shiniest ones.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Having daily used a book/cd/dvd from my collection, I place it back in place and make sure they are all level (Which coincedentally are all in alphabetical order) I need to get out more

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By *nvictus OP   Man  over a year ago

Beeston


"We all do odd little things on a daily basis, for example I always eat all the broken crisps in a packet first and always point pens away from me...

What do you do?

Dont you break all the unbroken crisps when you try to get to the bottom of the bag to get the broken ones?"

I only do this with certain crisps such as Disco's and Monster Munch...otherwise that would be just plain weird!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A Coin Pouch..... No!!!! I never read that .. did I.....OMG.... a man purse,,,... a man purse,,,, no, surely not,,,, no-one does them,,, do they.. OMG.... I feel a song coming on...

Ya gotta be,,,, So Macho.... Ya gotta be…. So Macho.....Ya gotta be… big n strong enough to….. laa-laa-laa... laa-laa

My Bad,,,,,says I !!! ,,,, swinging me sequinned handbag .....hardy-har

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By *nvictus OP   Man  over a year ago

Beeston


"A Coin Pouch..... No!!!! I never read that .. did I.....OMG.... a man purse,,,... a man purse,,,, no, surely not,,,, no-one does them,,, do they.. OMG.... I feel a song coming on...

Ya gotta be,,,, So Macho.... Ya gotta be…. So Macho.....Ya gotta be… big n strong enough to….. laa-laa-laa... laa-laa

My Bad,,,,,says I !!! ,,,, swinging me sequinned handbag .....hardy-har

"

Is it not odd that the pouch freaks you out more than the serious mental issue of having to have a shiny set of brass coins in it at all time?

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Cant have anything i am about to eat mixed up on the plate...freaks me out

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden


"Cant have anything i am about to eat mixed up on the plate...freaks me out "

Weirdo.

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Cant have anything i am about to eat mixed up on the plate...freaks me out

Weirdo."

ok i wont tell you about my knicker draw then ......

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

bathroom towles have to ironed and folded in a certain way, loo paper must always be facing out (even change it in other people's houses), cushions on sofas have to sit a certain way, tins in cupboard have to face out the way, hangers in wardrobe all have to face the same way... apart from that I am fine!!!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"bathroom towles have to ironed and folded in a certain way, loo paper must always be facing out (even change it in other people's houses), cushions on sofas have to sit a certain way, tins in cupboard have to face out the way, hangers in wardrobe all have to face the same way... apart from that I am fine!!!!!"
What about champagne bottles?

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By *nvictus OP   Man  over a year ago

Beeston


"bathroom towles have to ironed and folded in a certain way, loo paper must always be facing out (even change it in other people's houses), cushions on sofas have to sit a certain way, tins in cupboard have to face out the way, hangers in wardrobe all have to face the same way... apart from that I am fine!!!!!"

I do the loo roll thing too, and in other peoples house as well...and the hangers...and whichever woman is hanging my washing out she must do the peg thinga s well (...duck and hides...)

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By *andsomgeorgeMan  over a year ago

Rugby


"I cant leave a solitary teaspoon unwashed and not immediately returned to the cutlery draw after use,,,, although I’ll happily leave any other culinary utensils in the washing-up bowl until theres sufficient to warrant donning the marigolds and dispensing a generous squirt of fairy…… Oh I know what your all thinking,,,,,, he’s such a rebel !!!! "

Soxy, I wasn't thinking that. I was going all Sid James at the thought of you and a generous squirt of Fairy;-)

Absolutely hangers have to face the same way and the hooks themselves have to be on the same side if the pole (not just spin the hanger around).

And I absolutely have to have all my bank notes in the order (large denomination at back to small at front), the right way up and Queen's head facing forward.

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By *nvictus OP   Man  over a year ago

Beeston

Oh dear, I do virtually EVERYTHING anyone has mentioned so far!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

hangers all the same way....and the champagne bottles...well they are always empty in my house

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pictures and mirrors have to be straight.

It's even worse if they're crooked on a vertically striped wall.

I have to straighten them in other peoples houses too, can't wait for them to leave the room so I can do it.

If I'm in the Dentists waiting room I wait 'till I'm alone then jump up and do it.

One of my mates does my head in by slightly moving a mirror or picture at ours while I'm in kitchen making a brew.

Then waits to see how long it takes me to notice. R

XX

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

with a hard cock..... I have to stroke it, then go back and stroke it again, then again, and again...

it really gets pissed off with me tho.. and spits.

rude cock....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My DVD's are in alphabetical order, my CD's are in alphabetical then in date of release order if there are two or more of the same artist/band.

My books are in height order, tallest to shortest left to right.

When I go visit friends I have to stop myself soting out their collections.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When I'm thrashing a womans arse the stripes have to be symmetrical! R

XX

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

you all got too much time on your hands lol....... just get on with it all and move on to the next job i say lol xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I live my life in organised chaos....different coloured pegs, Cd's and DVDs not straight or alphabetical, teaspoons left unwashed, clothes not colour coordinated and dull coins left in my purse! lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I live my life in organised chaos....different coloured pegs, Cd's and DVDs not straight or alphabetical, teaspoons left unwashed, clothes not colour coordinated and dull coins left in my purse! lol "
yippeeeeeee....... im exactly the same lol.... was beginning to think it was just me lol xx

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By *orkduoCouple  over a year ago

york

if theres pots in the sink at anytime during the day i cant eat anything till there all washed n put away,weirdo or what !!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Great to read your messages...Now I feel more normal knowing that so many of you share my weird habits. Matching Pegs, changing people's loo rolls, correcting spelling, putting pictures and ornaments straight.

Is the world full of us strange folk or is it that swingers suffer from ocd more?

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By *umpkinMan  over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!


"A Coin Pouch..... No!!!! I never read that .. did I.....OMG.... a man purse,,,... a man purse,,,, no, surely not,,,, no-one does them,,, do they.. OMG.... I feel a song coming on...

Ya gotta be,,,, So Macho.... Ya gotta be…. So Macho.....Ya gotta be… big n strong enough to….. laa-laa-laa... laa-laa

My Bad,,,,,says I !!! ,,,, swinging me sequinned handbag .....hardy-har

"

Wassup with a coin pouch?

I have one because I always seem to end up at work in situations where the change in my boiler suit pockets falls out (I don`t wear any other trousers underneath) so for me a coin pouch is entirely practical!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can't buy the magazine, book, dvd, etc that's at the front of the pile, has to be the one that is 3rd in!!

I also have to have the toilet paper facing out and im partial to folding in the the corners

My o/h when shopping always wanders off and I always find him, somewhere in an aisle straightening the signs! that hang from shelves or setting the prices straight lol

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By *thwalescplCouple  over a year ago

brecon

I cant eat sandwiches cut into quarters, unless they are triangles, but in half oblongs are fine.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lock the front door, walk away day dreaming for a few yards then say did i lock the door and go back and yes i did.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I cant eat sandwiches cut into quarters, unless they are triangles, but in half oblongs are fine. "

I don't like sarnies that are cut corner to corner

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I cannot eat circle cut carrots lol x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

it would take too long to try get my life in order...and a vast team of experts.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have a long washing line and I have to peg out items in order eg; pj's, I have to have the top and bottoms together, similarly, my underwear has to go on the left hand side of the line, always knickers first and then bras

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By *nvictus OP   Man  over a year ago

Beeston

When I eat Smarties I lay all the colours out in lines, eat any spares and then eat one of each colour in rotation...

I CANNOT open a packet of crisps the wrong way up...this would open a gateway directly to Hell and humanity would be sucked into the void...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I do most of these but my main one is all my notes must face the same way. I have even done that to my mums purse.I also have to line chips up and eat them singly from left to right.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Off the top of my head, cause I do lots if OCD things, just dont think about them till i'm doing them.

Pictures MUST be hung straight.

Hangers MUST all face the same way.

Books on the bedside table are stacked in order of size.

Towels MUST be folded a certain way, same with underwear.

I also do the door checking thing, even thu I know its locked, and sometime I have to come back in to make sure the cooker is off (even thu my head is screaming you havent used the cooker today, you know its off you silly mare)

Mugs MUST be in the cupboard with there handles to the right.

I know there is loads of other stuff I do, just cant think right now.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

clothes hangers.. all need to put in same way ..otherwise chaos...except for champagne bottles all empty H. xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When I'm ironing have to place tops or shirts in colours that go together starting with white, then yellow, green, blue, purple, red etc. I even get on my own nerves doing it at times but can't help myself. Also if I have a drink the glass or cup has to be exactly in the middle of the coaster, get teased quite often about this.

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