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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Santa is just Satan spelled differently 
You need filling up with joy but if that fails something else young lady ! "
Another one with the horn!
Just need a red suit and you could be either santa or satan! Let me guess, you got a little summut for me lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Santa is just Satan spelled differently
You need filling up with joy but if that fails something else young lady !
Another one with the horn!
Just need a red suit and you could be either santa or satan! Let me guess, you got a little summut for me lol "
Well nothing little about me ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dear Santa,
For the love of F**K will you please make sure that batteries are included this year,,,,, now’t more frustrating than forlornly holding it in your hand pretending you’ve got it working by making some kinda weird Zuzzzzzzz's buzzin sound until boxing day and the shops open again. Phwarrrrr….
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I want Christian Bale please
but other than that I would like a new corset, new stockings (something different not just the usual lace top), waterproof mascara to stay on in the jacuzzi at Chams, blowjob proof lipstick, crotchless knickers, handcuffs, a fetish outfit, oh and a season ticket to all the swinging clubs in the country, that would be nice  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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santa to his elf : i'm getting sick of this, every year i have to put on this red outfit, do all the work myself, looking like a right twat and i end up with nothing , ELF TO SANTA : now you know how steven gerrard feels !!! |
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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago
near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack! |
I`d like some more choo choos for my .. sorry, the cat`s model railway layout! She wants either a "T9" or a "Merchant Navy", some Pullman coaches and some more 1940/1950 wagons. All of the locomotives must be DCC fitted of have decoders supplied too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A really dominant Bi fem for me to play with , who leaves me breathless and totally satisfied , have looked in the Argos catalogue but they dont do any ? |
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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago
near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack! |
"i would like my daughter to finally sleep through the night so we cud get down to the naughty stuff in peace lol  "
Sleep deprevation making you post the same four times running?  Sheesh! |
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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago
near kings lynn |
A lovely man in my stocking,one that comes with consideration,naughtiness,charm,intelligence,fun,good role model for my boys,and someone to love men for me and be naughty with me.
If thats not possible then can I have malibu and some chocolate.
Think it will be malibu and choc eh lol |
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