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First the skinny jeans and now the shoes...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So after the "getting stuck in skinny jeans" fiasco the other day, just when you couldnt imagine anything that could top that well welcome to my world.
I treated myself to a spot on online retail therapy on Monday. Its warming up and im going on holiday a couple of times this year so I thought id treat myself to some new footwear. Im pretty fashionable, some may consider me a hipster but today I hang my head in shame.
This purchase happened to be a pair of mock croc slip-on plimsoll style trainer. Whats the problem you may ask? Well it turns out they were womens trainers. As pointed out to me by my female friend who I just saw in Sainsburys as I was wearing said item.
Fuck my life |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So after the "getting stuck in skinny jeans" fiasco the other day, just when you couldnt imagine anything that could top that well welcome to my world.
I treated myself to a spot on online retail therapy on Monday. Its warming up and im going on holiday a couple of times this year so I thought id treat myself to some new footwear. Im pretty fashionable, some may consider me a hipster but today I hang my head in shame.
This purchase happened to be a pair of mock croc slip-on plimsoll style trainer. Whats the problem you may ask? Well it turns out they were womens trainers. As pointed out to me by my female friend who I just saw in Sainsburys as I was wearing said item.
Fuck my life"
 stop trying to be fashionable! |
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"what's the difference between men and women's trainers ?
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 This.
I buy men's trainers all the time.
Unless they're pink and sparkley with "Sexy Bitch" written all over them, what's the give-away?
- Amy. x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"what's the difference between men and women's trainers ?
Women's have pink trim,boys blue,everyone knows that  "
I just don't see how Croc skin trainers can be sexed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"what's the difference between men and women's trainers ?
Women's have pink trim,boys blue,everyone knows that
I just don't see how Croc skin trainers can be sexed "
I going to be honest with you,I have absolutely no idea what a croc skin trainer is or looks like,unless of course its made from genuine croc skin,in which case the male ones may well have the willy still attatched. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"To send back or not to send back that is the question.....
send back and work on rebuilding your "street cred" "
It amazes me how I ever get women to speak to me let alone fuck me |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"To send back or not to send back that is the question.....
send back and work on rebuilding your "street cred"
It amazes me how I ever get women to speak to me let alone fuck me "
Hey, I'm Scottish. Compared to the amount of shell suit/trackie wearing neds we have up here.. you're daein no bad pal!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"To send back or not to send back that is the question.....
send back and work on rebuilding your "street cred"
It amazes me how I ever get women to speak to me let alone fuck me
Hey, I'm Scottish. Compared to the amount of shell suit/trackie wearing neds we have up here.. you're daein no bad pal!!"
I try my best |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You need someone to hold your hand when you cross the road
This isnt about the Highway Code is it?
Green Cross Code  "
See, I do need someone to hold my hand to cross the road |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's the difference?
I think they're a bit thinner. That's about it."
I dont even know. Im just going on what I was told. Now the more I look at them I just think are they womens shoes? Oh I dunno. All the boys will be wearing them soon..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My FB (who is a very manly man) wears womens trainers. He likes the colour."
I agree, theres more variety of colour in womens trainer - the actual shoe itself is (usually) exactly the same though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Skinny jeans and womens shoes!! You are on the path to being bi or gay. Good luck on being a hipster. Hahahaha"
Im a gay man trapped in a straight mans body..... But thats a whole other thread haha |
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"Take them back, only because they sound absolutely fucking awful "
I have to agree with this.
I was horrified at the word 'croc' and mock croc? Why would anyone want to imitate the most hideous footwear known to man..
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Take them back, only because they sound absolutely fucking awful
Ill keep them just to wear especially for you 
As long as it's just those! "
Im actually near your part of the world in July so ill bring them with me |
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"My FB (who is a very manly man) wears womens trainers. He likes the colour.
I agree, theres more variety of colour in womens trainer - the actual shoe itself is (usually) exactly the same though"
Really? I go for men's footwear because I'm sick of the flowers and pink when I go into the women's section, lol.
- Amy. x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"They sound awful, whether they're for men or women. Crocs of any description should be banned. I would take them back.  "
No not actual Crocs. Oh god no. Those things should be illegal |
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