"Or if Thatcher hasn't died.....hang her in Hyde Park and sell tickets, should clear the National Debt.
Bet tickets sales for the same for Blair and Brown would outsell"
gulp .....not sure being the big cheese is a good idea anymore  |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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Make solar panels compulsory on all new homes.
Settle the mortgages on all MP's London flats and take ownership - when an MP loses their seat, they lose the flat. This way, the country doesn't fund property for ex-MPs as it does now.
Increase the top rate of tax. |
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Put sniper towers in parks to shoot dog owners who don't pick up their dogs poo.
Make people who spit on the pavement lick it back up.
Declare an amnesty on all illegal immigrants, but also allow any that try and sneak in past this point to be killed and eaten..."fancy a Chinese tonight dear?"
Put buttons on road crossings at ground level so that hedgehogs can use them.
Let Richard Branson run the lottery.
Make modern art illegal.
Demand the unconditional return of Normandy from the French.
Give prisoners the right to vote, as long as they can get to their nearest polling station on their own.
I think that will do for now. One of those is almost sensible.  |
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"It is the hedgehog one wasn't it?
We have a hedgehog who turns up at teat time, near ran him over in the drive yesterday !"
Teat time? Now theres a freudian slip if ever I heard one!  |
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By *ugby 123Couple
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"It is the hedgehog one wasn't it?
We have a hedgehog who turns up at teat time, near ran him over in the drive yesterday !
Teat time? Now theres a freudian slip if ever I heard one! "
lol great slip there eh |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It is the hedgehog one wasn't it?
We have a hedgehog who turns up at teat time, near ran him over in the drive yesterday !
Teat time? Now theres a freudian slip if ever I heard one!
lol great slip there eh"
Makes you wince at the idea of hedgehogs around that sensitive area!
Unless thats your thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"stop sending aid to other countries and worry about the uk first.
charity starts at home"
I agree on that on that to as we seem to send more aid money to other countries and spend less on sorting our own problems in the u.k |
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"Ban Christmas!
Would save everyone a fortune!
Lets just have a Winterval Holiday!
*ducks and runs for cover*"
I actually agree on this one as it becomes an overwhelming madness to go mad and spend money that a lot of ppl don't have just for one day of the year ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ban Christmas!
Would save everyone a fortune!
Lets just have a Winterval Holiday!
*ducks and runs for cover*
Watch out! Cromwell's back!!  "
Nah I'm just that rare breed of woman that hates shopping!
Combine it with crowds of chavs and I Really hate shopping! |
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Make unemployed people queue for 24 hours to collect benefit... out the cheats that way.
Make Swinging a recognised religeon, so that councils would be forced to fund the creation of swingers clubs wherever people wanted them, on the grounds they would be places of worship. You would also be able to take time off of work to attend "religeous festivals" and you wouldn't get arrested for "praying" in your car in the woods at night.
Compulsary sterilsation for anyone that fails their GCSE's 
Speeding tickets to be handed over at the time by the recording officer, and he must apprehend you while on foot.
Reclaim all of the British Empire
Sack the whole of the MET office and put someone capable in charge of the weather
Give people £2000 for scrapping cars - the big flash "prestige" cars and 4WD Chelsea tractors - but only if they are owned by someone else |
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"Ban Christmas!
Would save everyone a fortune!
Lets just have a Winterval Holiday!
*ducks and runs for cover*
Watch out! Cromwell's back!!
Nah I'm just that rare breed of woman that hates shopping!
Combine it with crowds of chavs and I Really hate shopping! "
Rare breed indeed! Unfortunately chavs ,junkies and light fingered people keep me in work lol |
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