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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Whenever you hoover up a spider, six of it's friends sneak out and steal one of your socks....fact!
What worthless (un)true trivia do you know?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The first Zulu to be killed ever was Will.....as they said...."fire at will!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Useless but true- your foot will fit exactly into the space between your wrist and elbow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Every time you empty the kitchen bowl, thers's always a teaspoon left in it..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If the moon were just 5,000 miles closer to the Earth in it's avergae orbit the increase in gravitational on the oceans would mean that there would be a three inch gap between the sea bed and the water.
Oh sorrow, that's supposed to be in the arrant nonsense thread! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In the early 1940s, Heinz produced a version of Alphabetti Spaghetti especially for the German market that consisted only of little pasta swastikas. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There is no real name for the back pf the knee! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you make a cow laugh hard enough, milk will come out of its nose. |
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why do chickens have wings when they cant fly ?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
statistically, in america, you have more chance of being killed working in a mcdonalds then you do being a police officer..... |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
statistically, in america, you have more chance of being killed working in a mcdonalds then you do being a police officer..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shishkebabs were invented when a Turkish mathematician tried to make an abacus out of meat. |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33 |
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"why do chickens have wings when they cant fly ? "
they can, just not very far or high, mine used to roost over night in the trees, I guess thats cos foxes cant climb trees! lol |
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its still legal to kill a welshman caught within Chester city walls after midnight, but only with a bow and arrow!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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During "Happy Days" mania, nearly half of all newborns in the United States were named "Fonzie". |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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how does spiderman get out of the bath?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Its illegal to keep an Elephant in your garden |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
"why do chickens have wings when they cant fly ? "
oi!!! speaking of chickens....
The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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during the 1913 derby at epsom a horse trampled a woman in the name of freedom and equality.
97 years later and horses still can't vote. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you get caught d*unk in charge of a horse and carriage, the fine is 5p, as it hasn't been updated since Victorian times |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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once someone mentions it to you - you can never spend the rest of your life without thinking of a pencil sharpener, every time you see a cats arse. |
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"If you get caught d*unk in charge of a horse and carriage, the fine is 5p, as it hasn't been updated since Victorian times"
do we know this from experience??
another horse related one - horse cant vomit |
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whoopi goldberg has no eyebrows and now you know this fact you will not be able to watch one film with her in without constantly looking for them  |
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next time you get into that hotel bed remember Humans shed about 1.5 pounds of skin each year. The average person will lose around 105 pounds of skin by age 70.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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whoopi goldberg was married to peter cushing but refused to use her married name for fear of general amusement |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The human body is completely turned over every seven years, so if you'v not met someone for over seven years, you've never, technically, met them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you get caught d*unk in charge of a horse and carriage, the fine is 5p, as it hasn't been updated since Victorian times
do we know this from experience??
another horse related one - horse cant vomit"
Yes they can!!!! Well the last one to catch a glimpse of my cock was.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Billy the Kid was really a baby goat |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people!
.... bet it is those darn scissors!! |
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"Billy the Kid was really a baby goat "
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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago
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elephants cant jump........which is a good thing really !  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lyn Cooper will show you her 'money box' if you showed her your 'sausage and baked beans' first. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Supposedly, elephants can't walk backwards and if they try they die |
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If you get a hole in your sock such that you can see a big toe - put it onto the other foot - the other big toe will then poke through. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There is no such thing as a white horse.
The double white gene in horses is fatal.
There is however, a grey gene, hence all horses are grey, rather than white. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Test tube babies don't have belly buttons..they do however have barcodes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Test tube babies don't have belly buttons..they do however have barcodes"
that'd be a belly bar code then.
We are all equal, just some of us are more equal than others. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There is no absolute knowledge. And those who claim it, whether they are scientists or dogmatists, open the door to tragedy. All information is imperfect. We have to treat it with humility - Jacob Bronowski, The Ascent of Man |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you forget something memorable how memorable was it if you forgot it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's an Irish naval base at Ballybutton |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Most spiders in this country have enough venom to kill a human being.
They don't have strong enough fangs to pierce human skin though, phew! |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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"If you get caught d*unk in charge of a horse and carriage, the fine is 5p, as it hasn't been updated since Victorian times"
one assumes it was a shilling in Victorian times as we have only had decimal currency since 1971 |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
you always find something in the last place you looked |
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ring tailed lemurs chew on (but dont kill) giant millepedes because they spray a substance similar to ecstasy in defense and the Lemurs like getting high |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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pet shops don't sell wasps, but they've always got them in the window |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you get caught d*unk in charge of a horse and carriage, the fine is 5p, as it hasn't been updated since Victorian times
one assumes it was a shilling in Victorian times as we have only had decimal currency since 1971"
Yes its the equivalent to five old pence, so whatever that equates to today, I was born after decimalisation so not too hot on old money, sorry, perhaps you can help!  |
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The Sun burns 4 million tonnes of its own mass per second!!! |
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"If you get caught d*unk in charge of a horse and carriage, the fine is 5p, as it hasn't been updated since Victorian times
one assumes it was a shilling in Victorian times as we have only had decimal currency since 1971
Yes its the equivalent to five old pence, so whatever that equates to today, I was born after decimalisation so not too hot on old money, sorry, perhaps you can help! "
Oooooo.... saucer of cream for miss kitty lol! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you get caught d*unk in charge of a horse and carriage, the fine is 5p, as it hasn't been updated since Victorian times
one assumes it was a shilling in Victorian times as we have only had decimal currency since 1971
Yes its the equivalent to five old pence, so whatever that equates to today, I was born after decimalisation so not too hot on old money, sorry, perhaps you can help!
Oooooo.... saucer of cream for miss kitty lol!"
Miow! I love cream! |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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"If you get caught d*unk in charge of a horse and carriage, the fine is 5p, as it hasn't been updated since Victorian times
one assumes it was a shilling in Victorian times as we have only had decimal currency since 1971
Yes its the equivalent to five old pence, so whatever that equates to today, I was born after decimalisation so not too hot on old money, sorry, perhaps you can help! "
ahhh you mean 5d then - some benefits to being old lol (will never forget the date as it's my mum's birthday) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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there's a bear on foxes glacier mints |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Androphobia is a fear of men.
Caligynephobia is a fear of beautiful women.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Scopophobia is a fear of being looked at.
Clinophobia is the fear of beds.
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"there's a bear on foxes glacier mints"
I just read that as 'there's beer in foxes glacier mints'.... 
...should have gone to Specsavers (please note that other brands of Optician are also available). |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else |
"The Sun burns 4 million tonnes of its own mass per second!!!"
Wouldn't it be easier not to print it? |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else |
The numbers on a roulette wheel add up to 666 |
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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago
near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack! |
"If you get caught d*unk in charge of a horse and carriage, the fine is 5p, as it hasn't been updated since Victorian times
one assumes it was a shilling in Victorian times as we have only had decimal currency since 1971
Yes its the equivalent to five old pence, so whatever that equates to today, I was born after decimalisation so not too hot on old money, sorry, perhaps you can help!
ahhh you mean 5d then - some benefits to being old lol (will never forget the date as it's my mum's birthday)"
12 pennies or 12d was a shilling, 20 shillings to £1 so being fined 5p is the equivalent to being a shilling in pre-decimal currency. 5d would be about 2p as close as near enough! |
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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago
near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack! |
"If you get caught d*unk in charge of a horse and carriage, the fine is 5p, as it hasn't been updated since Victorian times
one assumes it was a shilling in Victorian times as we have only had decimal currency since 1971
Yes its the equivalent to five old pence, so whatever that equates to today, I was born after decimalisation so not too hot on old money, sorry, perhaps you can help!
ahhh you mean 5d then - some benefits to being old lol (will never forget the date as it's my mum's birthday)"
12 pennies or 12d was a shilling, 20 shillings to £1 so being fined 5p is the equivalent to being a shilling in pre-decimal currency. 5d would be about 2p as close as near enough! |
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Some insect species males have special penises that can scoop out any sperm already in the female and replace it with their own...sort of like ethnic sperm cleansing I suppose. |
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Bumble bees can't fly .... they are airodynamically impossible!
Please don't tell the bumble bees
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Apparently the only land based animals that could survive a nuclear holocaust are cockroaches and Dale Winton, FACT! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dogs can't look up"
no but they can lick their balls, fair swop i think |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Most vampires are described in folklore as flushed and ruddy, with swollen bodies and bloated faces. Often, they can be identified because they're sitting up in the grave.
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If you put all of the premiere league pitches back to back on their heads in a row they would probably reach to somewhere quite far away... like the Moon or the Sun. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Most spiders in this country have enough venom to kill a human being.
They don't have strong enough fangs to pierce human skin though, phew!"
same with crane flys (daddy longlegs) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Turtles evolved from pebbles."
thanks for that i didnt know turtles were related to fredy flinstone |
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Did you know we all have to call Turnips, Swedes now thanks to bureaucrats in Brussels!
Also, vice-versa the Swedish must be called Turnips. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Horses have an instinctive fear of pigs.
This is because they were a natural predator, as horses have evolved from a fox-sized, four-toed forrest dwelling creature called Eohippus, and pigs would have been bigger! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did you know we all have to call Turnips, Swedes now thanks to bureaucrats in Brussels!
Also, vice-versa the Swedish must be called Turnips."
Funky has slipped off his pirrelli and banged his Swede, methinks! |
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Strawberry milkshakes are the colour they are because they are produced from vampire cows.
The flavouring actually comes from using crushed blackcurrants with a split personality. |
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Apparently 'Déjà vu' translated to French is 'une expérience répétée'.
Not nearly as attractive sounding as the English version is it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tennis pro Evonne Goolagong's last name means "kangaroo's nose" in Australia's aboriginal language |
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To most humans Prawn society is baffling.
For instance there are as many King prawns as normal prawns. |
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A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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if you pull a spiders legs off, he can't walk |
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By *eizvollWoman
over a year ago
in my own little world :-) |
"To most humans Prawn society is baffling.
For instance there are as many King prawns as normal prawns."
Please can I come and visit your planet??? |
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"To most humans Prawn society is baffling.
For instance there are as many King prawns as normal prawns.
Please can I come and visit your planet??? "
All are welcome to Funky Town, of which I am the mayor.
Especially those with pretty bottys, such as yourself |
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By *eizvollWoman
over a year ago
in my own little world :-) |
"All are welcome to Funky Town, of which I am the mayor.
Especially those with pretty bottys, such as yourself "
A compliment as well Better book my flights! |
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A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
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Only 30% of humans can flare their nostrils.
I am one of those elite. |
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Peter Karpin, a German espionage agent in World War I, was seized by French Intelligence agents in 1914 as soon as he entered the country. Keeping his capture a secret, the French sent faked reports from Karpin to Germany and intercepted the agent's wages and expense money until Karpin escaped in 1917. With those funds the French purchased an automobile, which, in 1919, in occupied Rurh, accidentally ran down and killed a man, who proved to be Peter Karpin  |
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Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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the term rule of thumb comes from the victorian age where husbands were allowed to beat their wifes but not with anything wider than a thumb |
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I read once that women are from Venus and men are from Mars.
This, despite neither planet being capable of sustaining any life. Crazy! |
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90% of people who post useless but true facts use Google to find them... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Scallops have SIXTY eyes"
I actually didn't need to know that..I eat too many to need to know that! |
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Hummingbirds are the only animal that can fly backwards...
hey, hold on. Dragonflies can too!!! You mean you can't trust everything that's on the internet!!!! I can feel a stern letter coming on for those chaps at Google... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dogs can't look up"
Pigs not Dogs |
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"Pigs not Dogs"
Agreed!
Also cats not dogs either.
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"Pigs not Dogs
Agreed!
Also cats not dogs either.
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...but they can both fly backwards! |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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Turkeys can reproduce without having sex in a process called parthenogenesis. Not surprising really; have you seen a turkey? Doubt they get much action.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By 2025, zoologists believe that the kangaroo will have developed an additional pouch for his iPod. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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The longest word in the English language, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, is 'pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis'.
It doesn't mean anything - it was invented in 1935, purely so it could be the longest word in the English language.
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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago
east cheshire |
If you sneeze with your eyes open your eyeballs will fall out |
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By *im53Man
over a year ago
Boldon |
"Did you know we all have to call Turnips, Swedes now thanks to bureaucrats in Brussels!
Also, vice-versa the Swedish must be called Turnips."
in truth a swede is larger and orangey brown, what you made lanterns from on bonttie night
a turnip is smaller and white
hope this helps |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Polar bears can eat as many as 22 penguins in a single sitting.
Sometimes with the wrappers on |
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"Turkeys can reproduce without having sex in a process called parthenogenesis. Not surprising really; have you seen a turkey? Doubt they get much action.
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Sudden paranoia attack!! I think I'm pregnant!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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'ithyphallaphobia' is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis!! |
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over a year ago
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"'ithyphallaphobia' is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis!!"
...otherwise known as a wife. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'ithyphallaphobia' is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis!!"
At a recent swingers night, I entered the 'Best erection of the night competition.'
I made it to the semi's. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'ithyphallaphobia' is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis!!
...otherwise known as a wife. "
But did also you know that 14 percent of all facts are fictitious and 27 percent of people know that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I invented Bees."
Who violently steals honey?
Robert Mugabee |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I invented Bees."
I invented the bee inventor
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ex Prime Minister Gordon Brown is an accomplished studio musician, and has played trumpet and woodwind for the likes of Tony Bennett, Frank Sinatra and (most recently) Paul Anka. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Granite strewn socks are a proven cure for the black death |
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"I invented Bees."
Due to their diminishing numbers in recent years I guess you had a lot of product recalls? |
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Sea horses evolved into land horses to avoid their sugar lumps dissolving before getting to eat them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Every member of the Australian band Men at Work is currently unemployed. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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One for Funky::: Monkeys never catch the cold |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The loss of the South American rainforest has decreased the friction of the surface of the Earth, causing it to spin faster and thereby cool the air, reducing global warming. |
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"I invented Bees.
Due to their diminishing numbers in recent years I guess you had a lot of product recalls? "
No I'm phasing them out slowly to be replaced by my new design of insect.
The Spider monkey!
http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/S1pGbK_WY26ih-wC9NvDTWJohjxng2WFggs-BlT7iVA?feat=directlink |
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ive been told a woman can take 12inch but she cant take a foot. maybe im wrong |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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foxhunters have found a loophole in the law and now dress foxes up as small children and chase them around the country |
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The heart of a blue whale is the size of a vw beetle , and irs arteries are wide enough for a human to swim down. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"I invented Bees.
Due to their diminishing numbers in recent years I guess you had a lot of product recalls?
No I'm phasing them out slowly to be replaced by my new design of insect.
The Spider monkey!
http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/S1pGbK_WY26ih-wC9NvDTWJohjxng2WFggs-BlT7iVA?feat=directlink"
The tip of a spider monkey's tail can support the weight of its entire body. Also they are the species of monkey that are used in films more than any other.
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Singer Cat Stevens is allergic to cats. |
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The drummer in the band Zz Top is called Brian Beard , but he's the only member without one!! |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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On average, a child uses 730 crayons by their 10th birthday.
Funky's still using them |
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"I invented Bees.
Due to their diminishing numbers in recent years I guess you had a lot of product recalls?
No I'm phasing them out slowly to be replaced by my new design of insect.
The Spider monkey!
http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/S1pGbK_WY26ih-wC9NvDTWJohjxng2WFggs-BlT7iVA?feat=directlink"
eeeewwww! Modelled on an old work colleague of mine!! |
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welsh is exactly the same language as english...only spelt backwards |
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Because of an onion allergy, the singer Meatloaf can't eat meatloaf. |
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"welsh is exactly the same language as english...only spelt backwards"
!skcollob |
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on the 4th november, it is customary to poke a small child in the eye and shout "onions" |
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At the last supper, Jesus was automatically charged an 18% gratuity |
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Apart from Humans, Dogs are the only animals with a prostate gland. |
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britain is open between the hours of 9-5 monday to friday only |
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If you stand 8 double decker buses on top of one another then fold an A4 piece of paper in half then imagine a grizzly bear wearing a bandana holding a machine gun....... erm sorry I'm not sure where I'm going with this. |
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"If you stand 8 double decker buses on top of one another then fold an A4 piece of paper in half then imagine a grizzly bear wearing a bandana holding a machine gun....... erm sorry I'm not sure where I'm going with this."
...oddly I was. |
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there are over 50 mediums in the uk.
however, no record is kept of how many rare or well done there are |
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Osama bin Laden has seen Woody Allen's "Annie Hall" 15 times. |
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sex was invented in 1962 by terry wogan to counteract a sharp decline in the population.
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thought that was 1972 lol |
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At the height of "Star Wars" mania, the Queen gave her xmas day broadcast in a Chewbacca costume. |
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Apparently in our lifetime we eat on average 6 spiders in our sleep.
I've eaten 14 and I was awake, shhhh don't tell anyone hehehehehe |
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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago
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it is illegal for taxis to carry rabid dogs or corpses in their car and by law they have to ask passengers if they have small pox or the plague |
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Going to the local shops in a small town on a wednesday afternoon is a futile excercise |
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A typical ant is 3 feet long, but they are veeerrryyy far away |
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"A typical ant is 3 feet long, but they are veeerrryyy far away"
its only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realise how often they just burst into flames |
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If everything is made of Attoms,
Then what are shadows made of ? |
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If you drop a slice of bread, it always lands butter side down.
And if you drop a cat it always lands on it's feet,
So.......
What would happen if you buttered a cats back
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is that true? |
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The average attention span of a typical male is |
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"The average attention span of a typical male is"
You didn't day how lon..... Ooooh! A cloud shaped like bagpuss! |
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the other day i..oh,no...that wasn't me! |
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If all the people in China were to jump off a chair at the same time, it would be very odd. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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The average attention span of a male is approximately 3.8 seconds, and even then they are only looking (usually vacantly) and not listening |
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"The average attention span of a male is approximately 3.8 seconds, and even then they are only looking (usually vacantly) and not listening "
Can someone please tell me what the second half of that sentence said, only I lost interest half-way through... |
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When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for 5 minutes without moving. He said it was elevator practice. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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when I was younger I used to lie on my bed staring at the ceiling, it was practice for married life |
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Nostradamus predicted that if any forum thread ever hit 160 posts then the world would end. |
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"Nostradamus predicted that if any forum thread ever hit 160 posts then the world would end. "
Let's see
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. |
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Funky Fact No.36
Winter is upon us but my favourite season of all has to be salt. |
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"Nostradamus predicted that if any forum thread ever hit 160 posts then the world would end.
Let's see
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. "
My mistake, it was 1600!!! |
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When I get bored, I like to drive to Bluewater and get a parking spot,I then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. |
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Rasberry birth marks are caused by mum letting ou a little botty burp when giving birth & the gas reacting with the un-developed Stratum Coneum (pigment) part of the skin!
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In Cleveland, Ohio it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.
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Dust is just mud with all the juice squeezed out |
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The actual Godzilla was only really 5 feet 6 inches. Japanese soldiers killed him in minutes |
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there are no words in the english language that rhyme with month, silver and purple |
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"there are no words in the english language that rhyme with month, silver and purple"
there is
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"there are no words in the english language that rhyme with month, silver and purple
there is
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blimey and theres me thinking all the posts in this thread are true lol |
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The Indesits have over 400 words for snow, this despite them being largely white goods. |
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the scientists that was heading the research to try to discover whether the fruit orange was named after the colour or the colour was named after the fruit was beaten to a pulp before his findings could be made public.
All appeals to find the murderer have been fruitless and his family are in bits |
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The videogame Donkey Kong is based on a true story. |
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There are actually only 17 MPs in parliament-they share rubber masks to make it look like there are lots more.
The one who draws the short straw gets to be Anne Widdecombe. |
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In the early 1970's the NASA conducted an experiment to see how long astronauts could live on water, vitamens and their own faeces. The experiment was conducted at SMU Campus in Austin, Texas with 14 first year law students. After 7 weeks the project was suspended. Conclusion: Indefinitely
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some cats are not actually smaller than horses there just further away |
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if you eat grapes without removing the seeds you grow mini grape vines in your tummy that produce one litre of wine per annum |
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over a year ago
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If you swallow chewing gum the streets wouldn't look sooo pretty |
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over a year ago
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there was a 5th Beatle,. but he flipped over onto his back and couldn't get up again
you can still see him, legs kicking in the air if go down abbey road |
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if you ever get to meet your doppleganger, you will die! |
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a polar bear's liver is toxic to humans. |
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"a polar bear's liver is toxic to humans."
The reverse is also true, so Polar Bears will leave the liver when the disembowel any human they come across.
Alternatively, carry some human liver with you to wave in front of a Polar Bear & thus scare it off |
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a kangaroo can't fart |
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"If you make a cow laugh hard enough, milk will come out of its nose. "
Cows are the only mammals that pee backwards |
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"If you make a cow laugh hard enough, milk will come out of its nose.
Cows are the only mammals that pee backwards"
A black cow is a chocolate soda with chocolate ice cream. The term dates from the Roaring Twenties, although it also came to be used to describe a root beer float. Another term for a black cow was a mud fizz. |
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10% of humans are caused by accidents |
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By *adgeeMan
over a year ago
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George Foreman's 5 sons are called: George Edward Foreman Jr, George Edward Foreman III, George Edward Foreman IV, George Edward Foreman V, George Edward Foreman VI
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Stick insects are actually bits of tree that have come alive! |
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Fish sticks are made by snapping off the small branches of fish trees. |
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