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I am opening myself up here for ridicule. But I find shopping at supermarkets. Enjoyable.
It's on many levels.
1) working out what people are upto in the next few days from their trolleys
2) flirting with the female cashiers
3) spotting the gorgeous ladies wondering around and fantasising. (Especially if I bump/pass the same lady isle after isle)
4) the shear crudeness of spotting, chilly nipple in the refrigerated section.
Anyone else think the same way. I would love supermarkets to setup a dating night singles only hours etc. |
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"I am opening myself up here for ridicule. But I find shopping at supermarkets. Enjoyable.
It's on many levels.
1) working out what people are upto in the next few days from their trolleys
2) flirting with the female cashiers
3) spotting the gorgeous ladies wondering around and fantasising. (Especially if I bump/pass the same lady isle after isle)
4) the shear crudeness of spotting, chilly nipple in the refrigerated section.
Anyone else think the same way. I would love supermarkets to setup a dating night singles only hours etc."
I give you ridicule, as requested. |
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"Old ladies in the supermarket are evil!
I dare anyone to get in their way in the bargain section! "
Seconded, I give them a wide birth till they're finished..... After picking every, single, thing, up  |
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"Old ladies in the supermarket are evil!
I dare anyone to get in their way in the bargain section!
Seconded, I give them a wide birth till they're finished..... After picking every, single, thing, up "
I remember watching some old guy rip some satsumas out of a ladies hands because she got them from the reduced box before him. |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
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"Old ladies in the supermarket are evil!
I dare anyone to get in their way in the bargain section!
Seconded, I give them a wide birth till they're finished..... After picking every, single, thing, up "
I pick things up and smell them to see if I want to put them in my trolley  |
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Depends, I find supermarkets are more fun later in the evenings.
No queues, barely any people and and the majority of people there are nutcases, always fun to watch 
In the day there's too many kids running around, the amount of times I've nearly stepped on one.. too many |
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"Old ladies in the supermarket are evil!
I dare anyone to get in their way in the bargain section!
Seconded, I give them a wide birth till they're finished..... After picking every, single, thing, up
I pick things up and smell them to see if I want to put them in my trolley "
Small swingers? |
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I like shopping. But I'm weird like that. Always fancied a meet whilst shopping. You know how it is when you're browsing the Isles and you spot someone you fancy. Sometimes I wonder if they fancy me back. Would love a supermarket meet that leads to a quicky in the loos, or car park. Yes I know it's unlikely to happen.  |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
"Old ladies in the supermarket are evil!
I dare anyone to get in their way in the bargain section!
Seconded, I give them a wide birth till they're finished..... After picking every, single, thing, up
I pick things up and smell them to see if I want to put them in my trolley
Small swingers? "
That would be so funny.....many giggles now |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
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"Depends, I find supermarkets are more fun later in the evenings.
No queues, barely any people and and the majority of people there are nutcases, always fun to watch
In the day there's too many kids running around, the amount of times I've nearly stepped on one.. too many "
I am the nutcase that is wearing a fairy dress and doing long steps - short steps along the aisles at 11pm......just in case you don't recognise with my clothes on  |
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we look at people we would like to play with whilst walking round supermarkets and call it the YES game ha ha ,someone catches your eye and you would like to get them naked well there a YES lol makes for interesting shopping |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Depends, I find supermarkets are more fun later in the evenings.
No queues, barely any people and and the majority of people there are nutcases, always fun to watch
In the day there's too many kids running around, the amount of times I've nearly stepped on one.. too many
I am the nutcase that is wearing a fairy dress and doing long steps - short steps along the aisles at 11pm......just in case you don't recognise with my clothes on "
We wouldn't recognise you with your clothes on Hun lol |
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"Depends, I find supermarkets are more fun later in the evenings.
No queues, barely any people and and the majority of people there are nutcases, always fun to watch
In the day there's too many kids running around, the amount of times I've nearly stepped on one.. too many
I am the nutcase that is wearing a fairy dress and doing long steps - short steps along the aisles at 11pm......just in case you don't recognise with my clothes on "
SOOO that's who that was |
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"we look at people we would like to play with whilst walking round supermarkets and call it the YES game ha ha ,someone catches your eye and you would like to get them naked well there a YES lol makes for interesting shopping"
Kind of thing I do. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I like shopping. But I'm weird like that. Always fancied a meet whilst shopping. You know how it is when you're browsing the Isles and you spot someone you fancy. Sometimes I wonder if they fancy me back. Would love a supermarket meet that leads to a quicky in the loos, or car park. Yes I know it's unlikely to happen. "
Exactly |
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"we look at people we would like to play with whilst walking round supermarkets and call it the YES game ha ha ,someone catches your eye and you would like to get them naked well there a YES lol makes for interesting shopping
Kind of thing I do. "
we also try and guess who are swingers and who aint lol |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
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"I am the nutcase that is wearing a fairy dress and doing long steps - short steps along the aisles at 11pm......just in case you don't recognise with my clothes on
We wouldn't recognise you with your clothes on Hun lol"
I wore clothes this afternoon to go with Pete to the dentist. So there! |
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"we look at people we would like to play with whilst walking round supermarkets and call it the YES game ha ha ,someone catches your eye and you would like to get them naked well there a YES lol makes for interesting shopping"
Anything to pass the time away while shopping |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am the nutcase that is wearing a fairy dress and doing long steps - short steps along the aisles at 11pm......just in case you don't recognise with my clothes on
We wouldn't recognise you with your clothes on Hun lol
I wore clothes this afternoon to go with Pete to the dentist. So there! "
makes a change |
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By *ickawitchCouple
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"I am the nutcase that is wearing a fairy dress and doing long steps - short steps along the aisles at 11pm......just in case you don't recognise with my clothes on
We wouldn't recognise you with your clothes on Hun lol
I wore clothes this afternoon to go with Pete to the dentist. So there!
makes a change "
I can't actually argue with that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I do my super market shopping online can not stand having to look for what I need to buy. Other thing that's really pisses me off in super markets is small kids shouting and crying and Mothers who just ignore them.
Then before you leave you visit toilets !!!
OMG those hand dryers are so loud and sound like a fucking Jumbo jet taking off !!!
Personally I do not piss on my fingers so do not use them. |
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I do my super market shopping online can not stand having to look for what I need to buy. Other thing that's really pisses me off in super markets is small kids shouting and crying and Mothers who just ignore them.
Then before you leave you visit toilets !!!
OMG those hand dryers are so loud and sound like a fucking Jumbo jet taking off !!!
Personally I do not piss on my fingers so do not use them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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People who put their trolley across the aisle and then wander about to read the small print on tins of beans should be dragged outside and sent to a gulag. |
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"I like putting random stuff in people's trollies when they aren't watching 
Ah it was you that put the 36 condoms etc in my trolley."
You bad and wicked person !!! That's my sense of humour also !!!! |
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"I like putting random stuff in people's trollies when they aren't watching
Ah it was you that put the 36 condoms etc in my trolley.
You bad and wicked person !!! That's my sense of humour also !!!!"
My favourite is to drop a box of condoms in the trolley that has a few screaming kids in proximity....you know just hinting like Although I have been known to drop lube and anusol into the trollies of people who block aisles |
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