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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

The sperm donor is here I feel like shit the baby is screaming cos she doesn't like him and he is fooking singing really really badly old mc Donald.

Anyone got ear defenders I can borrow please till Thursday

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By *empting Devil.Woman  over a year ago

Sheffield

No ear defenders by my multi tool has both pliers and a good pen knife so you could do a little trimming in the tongue area so he can't sing anymore.

Just don't forget to cauterise

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"No ear defenders by my multi tool has both pliers and a good pen knife so you could do a little trimming in the tongue area so he can't sing anymore.

Just don't forget to cauterise"

That sounds like an even better idea , means I don't even have to listen to him talk.

I'm normally a very placid person but he really really gets my goat.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

My first thought was that this was a modern version of Hancock. However, if anyone can get an arm's worth I'd be impressed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sing louder. And even more badly. Worth a try!

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By *ex_OnTheBeachCouple  over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )

Show him your labour dance and song! That will scare him off

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sing louder. And even more badly. Worth a try!"

I can't breath properly let alone sing right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Show him your labour dance and song! That will scare him off "

Did that Friday , first time since last time. Not pleasant

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sing louder. And even more badly. Worth a try!

I can't breath properly let alone sing right now "

Awwwww

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By *ex_OnTheBeachCouple  over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )


"Show him your labour dance and song! That will scare him off

Did that Friday , first time since last time. Not pleasant "

I can imagine, as it's not a pleasant site to see at the best of times

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

On a plus at least he is seeing the little one as it's always good children have contact with both parents.

I wish I could see my youngest without my ex trying to jump my bones so not seen him in 18 months

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"On a plus at least he is seeing the little one as it's always good children have contact with both parents.

I wish I could see my youngest without my ex trying to jump my bones so not seen him in 18 months "

I hasten to add he has nothing at all to do with me , it's my housemate.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"On a plus at least he is seeing the little one as it's always good children have contact with both parents.

I wish I could see my youngest without my ex trying to jump my bones so not seen him in 18 months

I hasten to add he has nothing at all to do with me , it's my housemate.

"

Ok cool received and understood

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i'm confused.

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By *ex_OnTheBeachCouple  over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )


"On a plus at least he is seeing the little one as it's always good children have contact with both parents.

I wish I could see my youngest without my ex trying to jump my bones so not seen him in 18 months "

So you don't see your child just because the ex wants sex with you?

Tell her no you don't want sex and fight to see your child, they grow up to quickly and you'll be missing out on lots.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"On a plus at least he is seeing the little one as it's always good children have contact with both parents.

I wish I could see my youngest without my ex trying to jump my bones so not seen him in 18 months

So you don't see your child just because the ex wants sex with you?

Tell her no you don't want sex and fight to see your child, they grow up to quickly and you'll be missing out on lots. "

Bit more than that but can't go into details on here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"On a plus at least he is seeing the little one as it's always good children have contact with both parents.

I wish I could see my youngest without my ex trying to jump my bones so not seen him in 18 months

So you don't see your child just because the ex wants sex with you?

Tell her no you don't want sex and fight to see your child, they grow up to quickly and you'll be missing out on lots.

Bit more than that but can't go into details on here "

Going through court at the moment

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By *ex_OnTheBeachCouple  over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )


"On a plus at least he is seeing the little one as it's always good children have contact with both parents.

I wish I could see my youngest without my ex trying to jump my bones so not seen him in 18 months

So you don't see your child just because the ex wants sex with you?

Tell her no you don't want sex and fight to see your child, they grow up to quickly and you'll be missing out on lots.

Bit more than that but can't go into details on here

Going through court at the moment "

Fair enough, good luck with it all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"On a plus at least he is seeing the little one as it's always good children have contact with both parents.

I wish I could see my youngest without my ex trying to jump my bones so not seen him in 18 months

So you don't see your child just because the ex wants sex with you?

Tell her no you don't want sex and fight to see your child, they grow up to quickly and you'll be missing out on lots.

Bit more than that but can't go into details on here

Going through court at the moment

Fair enough, good luck with it all "

Thank you I miss my boy so much but I am getting FaceTime contact with him

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Going through court at the moment "

Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.

Nearly two years of sheer hell.

Sympathise with you my friend.

I see a lot of similarities with what has been in the news over the past few weeks.

Something that is usually kept quiet due to the confidentiality of the family court system which has been made very public due to the irresponsible actions of a mother who had a court rule against her.

In particular her conduct in the case - in that she made false allegations in order to frustrate the relationship between father and child.

What I hope to see come out of the case in question, is that an example is set to all parents out there (I will not distinguish between mothers or fathers on this particular matter) that the rights of the child in question is of paramount concern for the courts and that every child has a right to a relationship with both it's parents. No child should be used by any parent as a tool to inflict hurt or suffering of the other.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Going through court at the moment

Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.

Nearly two years of sheer hell.

Sympathise with you my friend.

I see a lot of similarities with what has been in the news over the past few weeks.

Something that is usually kept quiet due to the confidentiality of the family court system which has been made very public due to the irresponsible actions of a mother who had a court rule against her.

In particular her conduct in the case - in that she made false allegations in order to frustrate the relationship between father and child.

What I hope to see come out of the case in question, is that an example is set to all parents out there (I will not distinguish between mothers or fathers on this particular matter) that the rights of the child in question is of paramount concern for the courts and that every child has a right to a relationship with both it's parents. No child should be used by any parent as a tool to inflict hurt or suffering of the other.

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Going through court at the moment

Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.

Nearly two years of sheer hell.

Sympathise with you my friend.

I see a lot of similarities with what has been in the news over the past few weeks.

Something that is usually kept quiet due to the confidentiality of the family court system which has been made very public due to the irresponsible actions of a mother who had a court rule against her.

In particular her conduct in the case - in that she made false allegations in order to frustrate the relationship between father and child.

What I hope to see come out of the case in question, is that an example is set to all parents out there (I will not distinguish between mothers or fathers on this particular matter) that the rights of the child in question is of paramount concern for the courts and that every child has a right to a relationship with both it's parents. No child should be used by any parent as a tool to inflict hurt or suffering of the other.

"

Wow wasn't expecting this on here.

On the bright side the sperm donor is going today hopefully till next month.

For anyone wondering why I call him the sperm donor it's because he is just that. It's the way 2 consenting adults wanted it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My sperm donor phoned several times over several weeks to let me know he was coming up and to tell 'our' son about this, i didn't coz i knew he wouldn't turn up. Anyway he randomly turns up today (was probably in the area already) and i had great pleasure in telling him that 'our' son is on holiday with school.

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