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Staring at women's breasts helps you live longer
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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One of male friends posted this on FB and it made me smile.
Stare at women's breasts for 10 minutes a day and increase your life span by five years.
According to a German research paper published some time ago - men who stare at women's breasts for 10 minutes a day live five years longer.
The study claims that 10 minutes of ogling is equivalent to a 30-minute gym workout.
The finding has been made after an assessment of 200 men over a period of five years.
The men who stare at women's breasts have lower blood pressure, suffer less cardiovascular disease and have a slower heart beat. Sexual desire leads to better blood circulation meaning improved health.
If it's true, I bet they had real difficulty recruiting those 200 guys!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Does it differentiate between actual and porn
If porn counts we could all be sticking around,
But that's not the issue, who the feck spends 5 years on this,
Imagine being the only lady in a room full of guys 5 years ago when (if) they where planning this, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And what about us women staring at other women's breasts. ..do we live longer and have lower blood pressure I mean the men canny have all the fun no can they |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And what about us women staring at other women's breasts. ..do we live longer and have lower blood pressure I mean the men canny have all the fun no can they"
I reckon it must work both ways. I'll join your study group and we can test it out !  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Does it work for bums?
I'm more of an ass man (no jokes about me being an ass) than a boob man."
I'm not sure, you could contact them to find out what the bottom line is. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And what about us women staring at other women's breasts. ..do we live longer and have lower blood pressure I mean the men canny have all the fun no can they
I reckon it must work both ways. I'll join your study group and we can test it out ! "
Shall I stare at your and you mine or we just going to ogle other gawjus ladies?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies you know what this means! You have to start melons Monday! Show those lovely melons to help your fellow male fabbers   "
I haven't got melons I've only got average saggy boobies so will have one of my better features on show instead |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ladies you know what this means! You have to start melons Monday! Show those lovely melons to help your fellow male fabbers I haven't got melons I've only got average saggy boobies so will have one of my better features on show instead"
I'd disagree. They look good to me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does fondling breasts help you live longer too "
don't know about helping you live longer but I know it brings a.smile to my face....and a.wet patch in my knickers....if I'm wearing them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well I feel better about glaring crossly at the "lurker" on the beach yesterday, I may have shrivelled him with the sort of withering death stare a cat would be proud of, but only after adding a good fifteen years to his life! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One of male friends posted this on FB and it made me smile.
Stare at women's breasts for 10 minutes a day and increase your life span by five years.
According to a German research paper published some time ago - men who stare at women's breasts for 10 minutes a day live five years longer.
The study claims that 10 minutes of ogling is equivalent to a 30-minute gym workout.
The finding has been made after an assessment of 200 men over a period of five years.
The men who stare at women's breasts have lower blood pressure, suffer less cardiovascular disease and have a slower heart beat. Sexual desire leads to better blood circulation meaning improved health.
If it's true, I bet they had real difficulty recruiting those 200 guys! "
Makes sense to me! I should live to a ripe old age then |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ladies you know what this means! You have to start melons Monday! Show those lovely melons to help your fellow male fabbers "
My melons are out just for medical reasons |
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"Ladies you know what this means! You have to start melons Monday! Show those lovely melons to help your fellow male fabbers
My melons are out just for medical reasons "
that medicine works for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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There is missing data;
Does it only work if staring at bare breasts, or clothed?
If the data collected is based on clothed breasts, would bare breasts increase the lifespan significantly more than the given data suggests?
Do pictures of breasts or on television/in film provide the same benefit?
Does the size of the breasts skew the data?
Are the benefits associated with viewing full breasts only, or does cleavage provide the same life enhancing benefits?
Does it need to be both breasts or will one suffice? Maybe only seeing one of a pair halves the benefit?
Do perky nips add anything?
So much more we need to know here......... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ladies you know what this means! You have to start melons Monday! Show those lovely melons to help your fellow male fabbers
My melons are out just for medical reasons "
And lovely melons they are too.  |
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You have to hand it to those university undergraduates. First a three-year course on downloading pics from a swinging site, now 3 years of staring at boobies.
I may have to seek funding for my latest hypothesis that shagging loads of fit young fillies helps weight loss.
Mr ddc |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"There is missing data;
Does it only work if staring at bare breasts, or clothed?
If the data collected is based on clothed breasts, would bare breasts increase the lifespan significantly more than the given data suggests?
Do pictures of breasts or on television/in film provide the same benefit?
Does the size of the breasts skew the data?
Are the benefits associated with viewing full breasts only, or does cleavage provide the same life enhancing benefits?
Does it need to be both breasts or will one suffice? Maybe only seeing one of a pair halves the benefit?
Do perky nips add anything?
So much more we need to know here........."
I think you need to set up the next project! I was wondering if it works for cocks too? And how do you test the placebo effect - do you stare at a white wall or something ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You have to hand it to those university undergraduates. First a three-year course on downloading pics from a swinging site, now 3 years of staring at boobies.
I may have to seek funding for my latest hypothesis that shagging loads of fit young fillies helps weight loss.
Mr ddc"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm sure I wouldn't be good for me if I was staring at my own while crossing the road, driving, swimming with sharks, trying to pack my parachute, cage fighting or cooking a fried breakfast.
In fact, I think it might go horribly wrong. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There is missing data;
Does it only work if staring at bare breasts, or clothed?
If the data collected is based on clothed breasts, would bare breasts increase the lifespan significantly more than the given data suggests?
Do pictures of breasts or on television/in film provide the same benefit?
Does the size of the breasts skew the data?
Are the benefits associated with viewing full breasts only, or does cleavage provide the same life enhancing benefits?
Does it need to be both breasts or will one suffice? Maybe only seeing one of a pair halves the benefit?
Do perky nips add anything?
So much more we need to know here.........
I think you need to set up the next project! I was wondering if it works for cocks too? And how do you test the placebo effect - do you stare at a white wall or something ? "
I wouldn't mind continuing the study to be honest.
All we need is a few male volunteers to have their ages measured and a few ladies with great chesticles.
Now, where on earth will we find them...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Under current considerations re Scottish LGBT lot, not true if you stare at Lezzie's breasts.
It's now a hate crime (unless yer doing so to come out which sadly doesn't apply to me). The consequences of which may not lead to a longer life. |
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