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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Something a bit vanilla to start with....
30 things only us men do:
1. Look in the tissue after blowing our nose.
2. Touch hot things, Just to see how hot it is.
3. Set off early, And arrive late.
4. Order food, And still keep looking at the menu.
5. Fart and be proud.
6. Put a sickipedia joke as our Facebook status.
7. Beep at girls.
8. Dance to the toilet when out clubbing.
9. Call everyone mate.
10. Dance back from the toilet.
11. Put mobile phone in our front right pocket.
12. Check our phone for no reason.
13. Have a jar for loose change.
14. Hit snooze at least 3 times.
15. Moan about the weather, when inside.
16. Stub our toe, Then blame the thing we stubbed it on.
17. Say 'I love you too' Quietly.
18. Sit with our hands down our trousers, and fiddle.
19. Wear a t-shirt in winter, because we've been to the gym.
20. Call every woman darling.
21. Check our phone, Again.
22. Piss in the shower.
23. Fart in the bath.
24. Lie about our dreams.
25. Give our car a name.
26. Laugh at the disabled.
27. Masturbate, Apparently
28. Lose the house keys, at home.
29. Save a girls number, With a blokes name.
30. Look in the mirror, and tense our arms
What would you add?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Something a bit vanilla to start with....
30 things only us men do:
1. Look in the tissue after blowing our nose.
2. Touch hot things, Just to see how hot it is.
3. Set off early, And arrive late.
4. Order food, And still keep looking at the menu.
5. Fart and be proud.
6. Put a sickipedia joke as our Facebook status.
7. Beep at girls.
8. Dance to the toilet when out clubbing.
9. Call everyone mate.
10. Dance back from the toilet.
11. Put mobile phone in our front right pocket.
12. Check our phone for no reason.
13. Have a jar for loose change.
14. Hit snooze at least 3 times.
15. Moan about the weather, when inside.
16. Stub our toe, Then blame the thing we stubbed it on.
17. Say 'I love you too' Quietly.
18. Sit with our hands down our trousers, and fiddle.
19. Wear a t-shirt in winter, because we've been to the gym.
20. Call every woman darling.
21. Check our phone, Again.
22. Piss in the shower.
23. Fart in the bath.
24. Lie about our dreams.
25. Give our car a name.
26. Laugh at the disabled.
27. Masturbate, Apparently
28. Lose the house keys, at home.
29. Save a girls number, With a blokes name.
30. Look in the mirror, and tense our arms
What would you add?
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Um, it's not just men that do some of those things  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Something a bit vanilla to start with....
30 things only us men do:
1. Look in the tissue after blowing our nose.
2. Touch hot things, Just to see how hot it is.
3. Set off early, And arrive late.
4. Order food, And still keep looking at the menu.
5. Fart and be proud.
6. Put a sickipedia joke as our Facebook status.
7. Beep at girls.
8. Dance to the toilet when out clubbing.
9. Call everyone mate.
10. Dance back from the toilet.
11. Put mobile phone in our front right pocket.
12. Check our phone for no reason.
13. Have a jar for loose change.
14. Hit snooze at least 3 times.
15. Moan about the weather, when inside.
16. Stub our toe, Then blame the thing we stubbed it on.
17. Say 'I love you too' Quietly.
18. Sit with our hands down our trousers, and fiddle.
19. Wear a t-shirt in winter, because we've been to the gym.
20. Call every woman darling.
21. Check our phone, Again.
22. Piss in the shower.
23. Fart in the bath.
24. Lie about our dreams.
25. Give our car a name.
26. Laugh at the disabled.
27. Masturbate, Apparently
28. Lose the house keys, at home.
29. Save a girls number, With a blokes name.
30. Look in the mirror, and tense our arms
What would you add?
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Lol its funny  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Something a bit vanilla to start with....
30 things only us men do:
1. Look in the tissue after blowing our nose.
2. Touch hot things, Just to see how hot it is.
3. Set off early, And arrive late.
4. Order food, And still keep looking at the menu.
5. Fart and be proud.
6. Put a sickipedia joke as our Facebook status.
7. Beep at girls.
8. Dance to the toilet when out clubbing.
9. Call everyone mate.
10. Dance back from the toilet.
11. Put mobile phone in our front right pocket.
12. Check our phone for no reason.
13. Have a jar for loose change.
14. Hit snooze at least 3 times.
15. Moan about the weather, when inside.
16. Stub our toe, Then blame the thing we stubbed it on.
17. Say 'I love you too' Quietly.
18. Sit with our hands down our trousers, and fiddle.
19. Wear a t-shirt in winter, because we've been to the gym.
20. Call every woman darling.
21. Check our phone, Again.
22. Piss in the shower.
23. Fart in the bath.
24. Lie about our dreams.
25. Give our car a name.
26. Laugh at the disabled.
27. Masturbate, Apparently
28. Lose the house keys, at home.
29. Save a girls number, With a blokes name.
30. Look in the mirror, and tense our arms
What would you add?
Um, it's not just men that do some of those things "
Was about to say the same thing  |
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"Something a bit vanilla to start with....
30 things only us men do:
1. Look in the tissue after blowing our nose.
2. Touch hot things, Just to see how hot it is.
3. Set off early, And arrive late.
4. Order food, And still keep looking at the menu.
5. Fart and be proud.
6. Put a sickipedia joke as our Facebook status.
7. Beep at girls.
8. Dance to the toilet when out clubbing.
9. Call everyone mate.
10. Dance back from the toilet.
11. Put mobile phone in our front right pocket.
12. Check our phone for no reason.
13. Have a jar for loose change.
14. Hit snooze at least 3 times.
15. Moan about the weather, when inside.
16. Stub our toe, Then blame the thing we stubbed it on.
17. Say 'I love you too' Quietly.
18. Sit with our hands down our trousers, and fiddle.
19. Wear a t-shirt in winter, because we've been to the gym.
20. Call every woman darling.
21. Check our phone, Again.
22. Piss in the shower.
23. Fart in the bath.
24. Lie about our dreams.
25. Give our car a name.
26. Laugh at the disabled.
27. Masturbate, Apparently
28. Lose the house keys, at home.
29. Save a girls number, With a blokes name.
30. Look in the mirror, and tense our arms
What would you add?
Um, it's not just men that do some of those things
Was about to say the same thing "
I lots of them but I don't laugh at the disabled and I don't know anyone over 15 who does  |
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"Something a bit vanilla to start with....
30 things only us men do:
1. Look in the tissue after blowing our nose.
2. Touch hot things, Just to see how hot it is.
3. Set off early, And arrive late.
4. Order food, And still keep looking at the menu.
5. Fart and be proud.
6. Put a sickipedia joke as our Facebook status.
7. Beep at girls.
8. Dance to the toilet when out clubbing.
9. Call everyone mate.
10. Dance back from the toilet.
11. Put mobile phone in our front right pocket.
12. Check our phone for no reason.
13. Have a jar for loose change.
14. Hit snooze at least 3 times.
15. Moan about the weather, when inside.
16. Stub our toe, Then blame the thing we stubbed it on.
17. Say 'I love you too' Quietly.
18. Sit with our hands down our trousers, and fiddle.
19. Wear a t-shirt in winter, because we've been to the gym.
20. Call every woman darling.
21. Check our phone, Again.
22. Piss in the shower.
23. Fart in the bath.
24. Lie about our dreams.
25. Give our car a name.
26. Laugh at the disabled.
27. Masturbate, Apparently
28. Lose the house keys, at home.
29. Save a girls number, With a blokes name.
30. Look in the mirror, and tense our arms
What would you add?
Um, it's not just men that do some of those things
Was about to say the same thing "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"26 is a bit :/  "
Just to make it clear its not something I do or condone. It was a list I seen on another site and thought it was good for some discussion banter.
Saying that, some small minded people do unfortunately. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Something a bit vanilla to start with....
30 things only us men do:
1. Look in the tissue after blowing our nose.
2. Touch hot things, Just to see how hot it is.
3. Set off early, And arrive late.
4. Order food, And still keep looking at the menu.
5. Fart and be proud.
6. Put a sickipedia joke as our Facebook status.
7. Beep at girls.
8. Dance to the toilet when out clubbing.
9. Call everyone mate.
10. Dance back from the toilet.
11. Put mobile phone in our front right pocket.
12. Check our phone for no reason.
13. Have a jar for loose change.
14. Hit snooze at least 3 times.
15. Moan about the weather, when inside.
16. Stub our toe, Then blame the thing we stubbed it on.
17. Say 'I love you too' Quietly.
18. Sit with our hands down our trousers, and fiddle.
19. Wear a t-shirt in winter, because we've been to the gym.
20. Call every woman darling.
21. Check our phone, Again.
22. Piss in the shower.
23. Fart in the bath.
24. Lie about our dreams.
25. Give our car a name.
26. Laugh at the disabled.
27. Masturbate, Apparently
28. Lose the house keys, at home.
29. Save a girls number, With a blokes name.
30. Look in the mirror, and tense our arms
What would you add?
"
You must have been really bored to write such a monotonous list. I presume it has at least helped you pass the time. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Something a bit vanilla to start with....
30 things only us men do:
1. Look in the tissue after blowing our nose.
2. Touch hot things, Just to see how hot it is.
3. Set off early, And arrive late.
4. Order food, And still keep looking at the menu.
5. Fart and be proud.
6. Put a sickipedia joke as our Facebook status.
7. Beep at girls.
8. Dance to the toilet when out clubbing.
9. Call everyone mate.
10. Dance back from the toilet.
11. Put mobile phone in our front right pocket.
12. Check our phone for no reason.
13. Have a jar for loose change.
14. Hit snooze at least 3 times.
15. Moan about the weather, when inside.
16. Stub our toe, Then blame the thing we stubbed it on.
17. Say 'I love you too' Quietly.
18. Sit with our hands down our trousers, and fiddle.
19. Wear a t-shirt in winter, because we've been to the gym.
20. Call every woman darling.
21. Check our phone, Again.
22. Piss in the shower.
23. Fart in the bath.
24. Lie about our dreams.
25. Give our car a name.
26. Laugh at the disabled.
27. Masturbate, Apparently
28. Lose the house keys, at home.
29. Save a girls number, With a blokes name.
30. Look in the mirror, and tense our arms
What would you add?
You must have been really bored to write such a monotonous list. I presume it has at least helped you pass the time."
Nah, cut and paste takes seconds... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Something a bit vanilla to start with....
30 things only us men do:
1. Look in the tissue after blowing our nose.
2. Touch hot things, Just to see how hot it is.
3. Set off early, And arrive late.
4. Order food, And still keep looking at the menu.
5. Fart and be proud.
6. Put a sickipedia joke as our Facebook status.
7. Beep at girls.
8. Dance to the toilet when out clubbing.
9. Call everyone mate.
10. Dance back from the toilet.
11. Put mobile phone in our front right pocket.
12. Check our phone for no reason.
13. Have a jar for loose change.
14. Hit snooze at least 3 times.
15. Moan about the weather, when inside.
16. Stub our toe, Then blame the thing we stubbed it on.
17. Say 'I love you too' Quietly.
18. Sit with our hands down our trousers, and fiddle.
19. Wear a t-shirt in winter, because we've been to the gym.
20. Call every woman darling.
21. Check our phone, Again.
22. Piss in the shower.
23. Fart in the bath.
24. Lie about our dreams.
25. Give our car a name.
26. Laugh at the disabled.
27. Masturbate, Apparently
28. Lose the house keys, at home.
29. Save a girls number, With a blokes name.
30. Look in the mirror, and tense our arms
What would you add?
You must have been really bored to write such a monotonous list. I presume it has at least helped you pass the time."
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You must be really boring to write such a rubbish response. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"26 is a bit :/
Just to make it clear its not something I do or condone. It was a list I seen on another site and thought it was good for some discussion banter.
Saying that, some small minded people do unfortunately. "
I've been laughed at, it ain't nice at all, I did slap one person for it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"26 is a bit :/
Just to make it clear its not something I do or condone. It was a list I seen on another site and thought it was good for some discussion banter.
Saying that, some small minded people do unfortunately.
I've been laughed at, it ain't nice at all, I did slap one person for it"
Should have slapped them all!! |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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start a job leave it half finished for 6 months..
take over something you were doing when you've nearly finished and then claim later they did it all
take three days to process anything 'emotional'
sulk, for however long it suits them..
never learn to iron..
expect washing to magically wash itself, hang itself up, take itself down and put itself away..
keep stuff thats completely useless"just in case" including dead batteries (what is that about) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"start a job leave it half finished for 6 months..
take over something you were doing when you've nearly finished and then claim later they did it all
take three days to process anything 'emotional'
sulk, for however long it suits them..
never learn to iron..
expect washing to magically wash itself, hang itself up, take itself down and put itself away..
keep stuff thats completely useless"just in case" including dead batteries (what is that about) "
Ahem!! I'll have you know there's a number of forumites that can now fold a fitted sheet thanks to me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"start a job leave it half finished for 6 months..
take over something you were doing when you've nearly finished and then claim later they did it all
take three days to process anything 'emotional'
sulk, for however long it suits them..
never learn to iron..
expect washing to magically wash itself, hang itself up, take itself down and put itself away..
keep stuff thats completely useless"just in case" including dead batteries (what is that about) "
Take the rubbish out, and act like they've cleaned the whole house lol |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"start a job leave it half finished for 6 months..
take over something you were doing when you've nearly finished and then claim later they did it all
take three days to process anything 'emotional'
sulk, for however long it suits them..
never learn to iron..
expect washing to magically wash itself, hang itself up, take itself down and put itself away..
keep stuff thats completely useless"just in case" including dead batteries (what is that about)
Ahem!! I'll have you know there's a number of forumites that can now fold a fitted sheet thanks to me! "
such talent xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"26 is a bit :/
Just to make it clear its not something I do or condone. It was a list I seen on another site and thought it was good for some discussion banter.
Saying that, some small minded people do unfortunately.
I've been laughed at, it ain't nice at all, I did slap one person for it
Should have slapped them all!!"
My last employer said if I cant provide proof then it mustn't be true, I nearly walked out in the middle of my shift |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No 26?
I've worked with disabled people for quite a few years. So tell me OP, Why are you laughing at them?
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Who says I'm laughing? Read the thread!!! |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"start a job leave it half finished for 6 months..
take over something you were doing when you've nearly finished and then claim later they did it all
take three days to process anything 'emotional'
sulk, for however long it suits them..
never learn to iron..
expect washing to magically wash itself, hang itself up, take itself down and put itself away..
keep stuff thats completely useless"just in case" including dead batteries (what is that about)
Take the rubbish out, and act like they've cleaned the whole house lol "
aint that the truth  |
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