"You know in the Terry's chocolate orange advert where they gently tap the top of the thing and it falls open perfectly.
That doesn't work. 
What never  "
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"You know in the Terry's chocolate orange advert where they gently tap the top of the thing and it falls open perfectly.
That doesn't work.
What never
I'm starting to think that adverts arent always truthful y'know "
And they say us single bloke tell lies to get in your knickers |
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did u know if u knock on a piece of oak funiture in a furniture shop it doesnt appear in your house , like in the advert ..... I tried and went into the shop and told them it wasnt at home wen I got there ... they called security !!!!! |
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"You know in the Terry's chocolate orange advert where they gently tap the top of the thing and it falls open perfectly.
That doesn't work.
What never
I'm starting to think that adverts arent always truthful y'know
And they say us single bloke tell lies to get in your knickers "
WHAT???!!!
guys do this??
Its not just a coincidence that loads of single guys on here tell me im stunning/hot/sexy, yet the average bloke in the street doesn't give me a second glance??? |
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"You know in the Terry's chocolate orange advert where they gently tap the top of the thing and it falls open perfectly.
That doesn't work.
What never
I'm starting to think that adverts arent always truthful y'know
And they say us single bloke tell lies to get in your knickers
WHAT???!!!
guys do this??
Its not just a coincidence that loads of single guys on here tell me im stunning/hot/sexy, yet the average bloke in the street doesn't give me a second glance??? "
Look I needed an empty what can I say  |
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"did u know if u knock on a piece of oak funiture in a furniture shop it doesnt appear in your house , like in the advert ..... I tried and went into the shop and told them it wasnt at home wen I got there ... they called security !!!!! "
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"Damned slippy too...just dropped a segment into my latte!!!!
Tesco price..£1.00
Local wee shop ..£3.79
Dafuq??? 
£3.79??
Ooops £2.79!! Still....lol
Drama queen "
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"You know in the Terry's chocolate orange advert where they gently tap the top of the thing and it falls open perfectly.
That doesn't work.
What never
I'm starting to think that adverts arent always truthful y'know
And they say us single bloke tell lies to get in your knickers
WHAT???!!!
guys do this??
Its not just a coincidence that loads of single guys on here tell me im stunning/hot/sexy, yet the average bloke in the street doesn't give me a second glance???
Look I needed an empty what can I say "
well thats my ego deflated!! |
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"You know in the Terry's chocolate orange advert where they gently tap the top of the thing and it falls open perfectly.
That doesn't work.
What never
I'm starting to think that adverts arent always truthful y'know
And they say us single bloke tell lies to get in your knickers
WHAT???!!!
guys do this??
Its not just a coincidence that loads of single guys on here tell me im stunning/hot/sexy, yet the average bloke in the street doesn't give me a second glance??? "
Your tits are certainly stunning |
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"Damned slippy too...just dropped a segment into my latte!!!!
Tesco price..£1.00
Local wee shop ..£3.79
Dafuq???
£3.79??
Ooops £2.79!! Still....lol"
Small local shops charge for the convenience. Plus they don't bulk buy like supermarkets. Hence inflated prices.
As for the chocolate orange, I throw mine on the tiled kitchen floor. Even that doesn't always separate all the segments.
Love the crumbly core. it's like a choc orange flake sometimes. In miniature.   |
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"I was gutted when I found out that chocolate oranges didnt count as one of your 5 a day "
What the fook?!?!!! Lies!!! Next you'll be saying fruit n nut chocolate doesn't count either. |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"You know in the Terry's chocolate orange advert where they gently tap the top of the thing and it falls open perfectly.
That doesn't work. "
It's called movie magic
C... |
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"You know in the Terry's chocolate orange advert where they gently tap the top of the thing and it falls open perfectly.
That doesn't work. "
Nor does claiming to a 4 year old at Christmas time that a gentle tap on his father's forehead also works...  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I was gutted when I found out that chocolate oranges didnt count as one of your 5 a day
What the fook?!?!!! Lies!!! Next you'll be saying fruit n nut chocolate doesn't count either. "
Of course it does. Chocolate grows on trees.
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"Not tried the oak furniture place but was very disappointed with the virgin megastore "
You mean they don't sell virgins there???? Trades description act should be informed immediately |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"I was gutted when I found out that chocolate oranges didnt count as one of your 5 a day
What the fook?!?!!! Lies!!! Next you'll be saying fruit n nut chocolate doesn't count either.
Of course it does. Chocolate grows on trees.
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How about a bottle of wine?
Surely with all those grapes.......?
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I was gutted when I found out that chocolate oranges didnt count as one of your 5 a day
What the fook?!?!!! Lies!!! Next you'll be saying fruit n nut chocolate doesn't count either.
Of course it does. Chocolate grows on trees.
How about a bottle of wine?
Surely with all those grapes.......?
A"
Duh! Obviously.
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By *bi HaiveMan
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Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I was gutted when I found out that chocolate oranges didnt count as one of your 5 a day
What the fook?!?!!! Lies!!! Next you'll be saying fruit n nut chocolate doesn't count either.
Of course it does. Chocolate grows on trees.
How about a bottle of wine?
Surely with all those grapes.......?
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Duh! Obviously.
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Phew.
So five bottles of red a day and I'm healthy!
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"You know in the Terry's chocolate orange advert where they gently tap the top of the thing and it falls open perfectly.
That doesn't work.
What never
I'm starting to think that adverts arent always truthful y'know "
Those McDonalds burgers never look like they do on the telly, bit like the fast food scene in the Michael Douglas film "Falling down". |
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"I was gutted when I found out that chocolate oranges didnt count as one of your 5 a day "
My ex tried to tell me she wad eating jaffa cakes for the vitamin c content... |
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