"I'm getting a new kitten in the next few weeks, I was hoping for some inspiration from this thread. Don't think twat will quite suit her. "
I like to call pussy's foofoos occasionally why not call her foofoo? |
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"Another girlfriend called me 'stripe' for a bit - this was after a marathon afternoon sex session where I managed to make my cock so sore it got a large red stripe down it!!  "
How?! Did she have a sharp bit in there? How does that happen! |
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"I'm getting a new kitten in the next few weeks, I was hoping for some inspiration from this thread. Don't think twat will quite suit her.
I like to call pussy's foofoos occasionally why not call her foofoo?"
CRINGE!!! |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
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"Another girlfriend called me 'stripe' for a bit - this was after a marathon afternoon sex session where I managed to make my cock so sore it got a large red stripe down it!!
How?! Did she have a sharp bit in there? How does that happen!"
No! She didn't have teeth down there or anything! 
We must have done it about 5 or 6 times that afternoon, I just got sore from all the attention. 
....and before you ask, it was many years ago and I don't think I could perform like that now!  |
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"Another girlfriend called me 'stripe' for a bit - this was after a marathon afternoon sex session where I managed to make my cock so sore it got a large red stripe down it!!
How?! Did she have a sharp bit in there? How does that happen!
No! She didn't have teeth down there or anything!
We must have done it about 5 or 6 times that afternoon, I just got sore from all the attention.
....and before you ask, it was many years ago and I don't think I could perform like that now! "
Jesus, do people really have sex in the afternoon? In the daylight? |
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"Another girlfriend called me 'stripe' for a bit - this was after a marathon afternoon sex session where I managed to make my cock so sore it got a large red stripe down it!!
How?! Did she have a sharp bit in there? How does that happen!
No! She didn't have teeth down there or anything!
We must have done it about 5 or 6 times that afternoon, I just got sore from all the attention.
....and before you ask, it was many years ago and I don't think I could perform like that now!
Jesus, do people really have sex in the afternoon? In the daylight? "
u will not get the answer from him |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"Another girlfriend called me 'stripe' for a bit - this was after a marathon afternoon sex session where I managed to make my cock so sore it got a large red stripe down it!!
How?! Did she have a sharp bit in there? How does that happen!
No! She didn't have teeth down there or anything!
We must have done it about 5 or 6 times that afternoon, I just got sore from all the attention.
....and before you ask, it was many years ago and I don't think I could perform like that now!
Jesus, do people really have sex in the afternoon? In the daylight?
u will not get the answer from him"
They do when their kids are out all day and you've taken a day off work especially!  |
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"Anyone ever been given any interesting pet names from their partners or playmates?
My ex used to call me her 'bendy play thing'  "
A couple but i am not repeating here |
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"Anyone ever been given any interesting pet names from their partners or playmates?
My ex used to call me her 'bendy play thing'
A couple but i am not repeating here "
Tease!
Why bother to post if your not gonna dish lol  |
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Tease!
Why bother to post if your not gonna dish lol
Because it shows off her pic...
*drools*"
You can tell the clocks have changed and its dark earlier, you never come out before dark  |
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i treated my guy to the easter bunny experience very soon after i met him and he always calls me bunny now..i used to really dislike pet names but i love it coming from him !its our secret ....(not any more !!!) |
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I've called 'S' 'Bella Blowhole' or 'Young'un' for as long as I can recall.
Why ?? I have no idea.
She calls me Victor Meldrew.
Why ? I have no idea.
Ok then it's because I'm a miserable awkward old bastard .. |
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