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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""Life is like a box of cocks, you never know what you are gonna get"....."
life is like a box of chocolates, every now and then you get one that's a nut |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"never worry, got a problem deal with it, if you can't find a solution, forget it."
A forgotten problem can come back to bite you on the bum when you least expect it ...
Better to find a solution  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"never worry, got a problem deal with it, if you can't find a solution, forget it.
A forgotten problem can come back to bite you on the bum when you least expect it ...
Better to find a solution "
yes and if you can't best to forget it otherwise you will be worrying for nothing. it will come back and bite you whether you worry or not, but chances are if there is no solution it will f a d e a w a ...... y  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"never worry, got a problem deal with it, if you can't find a solution, forget it.
A forgotten problem can come back to bite you on the bum when you least expect it ...
Better to find a solution
yes and if you can't best to forget it otherwise you will be worrying for nothing. it will come back and bite you whether you worry or not, but chances are if there is no solution it will f a d e a w a ...... y "
Unless you luck is as bad as mine lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"never worry, got a problem deal with it, if you can't find a solution, forget it.
A forgotten problem can come back to bite you on the bum when you least expect it ...
Better to find a solution
yes and if you can't best to forget it otherwise you will be worrying for nothing. it will come back and bite you whether you worry or not, but chances are if there is no solution it will f a d e a w a ...... y
Unless you luck is as bad as mine lol "
tch still touting that poor ol me (single guy) line ..... sighhhhhhhhhhh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Regret the things you did, not the things you didn't
errrrr ? better to live to regret the things you did then to regret not having done them?
Yes, that may be better phrasing. Ta."
pas de quoi miel |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"never worry, got a problem deal with it, if you can't find a solution, forget it.
A forgotten problem can come back to bite you on the bum when you least expect it ...
Better to find a solution
yes and if you can't best to forget it otherwise you will be worrying for nothing. it will come back and bite you whether you worry or not, but chances are if there is no solution it will f a d e a w a ...... y
Unless you luck is as bad as mine lol
tch still touting that poor ol me (single guy) line ..... sighhhhhhhhhhh "
Dont you start lol
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"Yes, that may be better phrasing. Ta.
pas de quoi miel
*sigh* if only I spoke Spanish. Exotic women are so sexy."
If you spoke Spanish you'd still be scratching your head... it's French
It means "Think nothing of it, honey". Although miel is honey (the food), so really you should say "mon cheri" or "mon amour".
I'll get my coat... |
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""Life is like a box of cocks, you never know what you are gonna get".....
life is like a box of chocolates, every now and then you get one that's a nut"
I thought it was "Life is like a box of chocolates... fat people finish it first"
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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""Life is like a box of cocks, you never know what you are gonna get".....
life is like a box of chocolates, every now and then you get one that's a nut
I thought it was "Life is like a box of chocolates... fat people finish it first"
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life is nothing like a box of chocolates.if you dont check the box,for what you'r eating.you deserve what you get.  |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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ooooh..... chinese proverb... give a man a fish feed, him for a day! teach a man to fish, feed him for life!
and "if everyone leaves it up to everyone else to do something, then invaribly nothing ends up being done!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"ooooh..... chinese proverb... give a man a fish feed, him for a day! teach a man to fish, feed him for life!
and "if everyone leaves it up to everyone else to do something, then invaribly nothing ends up being done!""
he will be out on the river everyday drinking beer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes, that may be better phrasing. Ta.
pas de quoi miel
*sigh* if only I spoke Spanish. Exotic women are so sexy.
If you spoke Spanish you'd still be scratching your head... it's French
It means "Think nothing of it, honey". Although miel is honey (the food), so really you should say "mon cheri" or "mon amour".
I'll get my coat..."
le voila .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"?? ????? ?? ??? ????? ???? ?? ????
Si quid est errare potest errabit
if not, use a carrot?
lol if it can go wrong it will"
best stick with the carrot then |
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"live life like a dog would ,,,, if you cant eat it ,, shag it !!!
there is more to this tale but not sure its to everyones taste ,,
...waiting...  "
Is it something to do with wiping your arse on the carpet?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For any men taking it up the chuff for the first time,,,,,(sigh,,,Oh my... I mean with their female partners Duhhh,,, struthhh,,,,,wit dya think I just do bum sex with other men... crikey NO !!,,,)....
Anyway back to the lesson
"Ask her to be gentle with the strapon until you establish a good rhythm together". |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"live life like a dog would ,,,, if you cant eat it ,, shag it !!!
there is more to this tale but not sure its to everyones taste ,,
...waiting...
Is it something to do with wiping your arse on the carpet?
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licking your own cock and balls ?
nowt wrong with that.
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"live life like a dog would ,,,, if you cant eat it ,, shag it !!!
there is more to this tale but not sure its to everyones taste ,,
...waiting...
Is it something to do with wiping your arse on the carpet?
licking your own cock and balls ?
nowt wrong with that.
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Being able to walk up to a stranger and stick your nose in their crotch? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"live life like a dog would ,,,, if you cant eat it ,, shag it !!!
there is more to this tale but not sure its to everyones taste ,,
...waiting...
Is it something to do with wiping your arse on the carpet?
licking your own cock and balls ?
nowt wrong with that.
Being able to walk up to a stranger and stick your nose in their crotch?"
you're making it sound like the dogs have it made |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll give my boy this sound piece of advice when he's ready, "Remember son, women are like hurricanes. They arrive unexpectedly, and when they're gone so is the house, the car..." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Life is NOT about arriving at one's destination after 80 years in a perfectly preserved body, but more of a sliding in sideways in a shower of gravel, skinning one's knees and loudly proclaiming, "FUCK ME! WHAT A RUSH!!!"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll give my boy this sound piece of advice when he's ready, "Remember son, women are like hurricanes. They arrive unexpectedly, and when they're gone so is the house, the car..." "
It has long been established that a man who reaches adulthood and retains his fortune is gay |
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