well we just got back from my siters house where she was having a party for my nieces brthday and halloween so i thought i,de scare the kids so taped some liver to my stump then mixed flour and water and red food dye to make it look as if my leg had been ripped off so there i goes as arranged into the back garden lies down on the grass and starts shouting for help my sister brings the kids out but her two dogs come running out as well so the alsation homes in on the liver the terrier running round barking its head off then next door comes out see what the fuss was and his bog arrives in the garden trying to shag the alsation i,m by stage terrified and trying to climb a tree with one leg and an alsation pulling on the liver as well wasnt fun all the kids and adults were too busy laughing to help it went on for what seemed like hours till the dog pulled the liver out and i crawled away escaped with just a few minor bites n scratches never again.
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i cannot afford to waste the rose wine that just left my mouth...thankfully fast reflexes prevented it hitting my lap top
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