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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It's Friday so let's have a bit of fun and a laugh. What's the best chat up line you've got you have heard.
I'll start with.......if you was a TV I would turn you on and push your buttons all night!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was in a bar with some friends and a guy walked straight into the middle of them and come up to me and said
"you look like an intelligent lady, do you know how much a polar bear weighs"
"Not too sure" I said
And he come back with "Enough to break the ice, can I buy you a drink"
I was his for the rest of the night haha xxx
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've heard that one before haha it's a classic. I think that a good chat up line is terrible but it lets someone see that you're light hearted and can be fun to talk to |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"[Girl]I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.
How are you doing  "
That's a belter.
(Guy) Hi. (Girl) sorry I have a boyfriend. (Guy) well football has a goalkeeper, doesn't mean you can't still score  |
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lol 
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