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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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For a second, i feared it was a RIP thread for a bowl, small, of Soupy. "
I saw a packet mix at the supermarket yesterday (not an aisle I usually look at). It just said COCK SOUP, in big letters.
I assume it's for all those that love fellatio.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ah, sadly, it's been a fair few years since "Pissing it down" tomorrow evocated a few eardrums in these parts.
You never had a forecaster say pissing it down, did you?
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Oh aye, early days of local TV.
Tbf though, the latter word was probably pronounced "dahn". |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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My previous local weather presenter had a themed map on the Friday bulletin. Places with body part references, directions, types of food and drink. Brilliant. The new guy hasn't taken up the tradition but he did inform us earlier it will be a bit close overnight. |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"I have heard them say it will be persistent rain
That would be better as persistent precipitation to get a bit of alliteration in there.
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Alliteration yes, innuendo no
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"My previous local weather presenter had a themed map on the Friday bulletin. Places with body part references, directions, types of food and drink. Brilliant. The new guy hasn't taken up the tradition but he did inform us earlier it will be a bit close overnight."
Body references and directions to those parts? What happens down there? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sonny smells.
Please tell me that isn't a typo for Surry?
Swap you for Dewsbury.  "
I'm not sure. She could have said Surrey smells. But there's definitely a whiff in the air v |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"My previous local weather presenter had a themed map on the Friday bulletin. Places with body part references, directions, types of food and drink. Brilliant. The new guy hasn't taken up the tradition but he did inform us earlier it will be a bit close overnight.
Body references and directions to those parts? What happens down there?"
Not at the same time unfortunately. But I used to like spotting the link. Colours in place names was a popular one. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Sonny smells.
Please tell me that isn't a typo for Surry?
Swap you for Dewsbury.
I'm not sure. She could have said Surrey smells. But there's definitely a whiff in the air v"
Will the smell last long? Not that I'm planning to go to Surrey tomorrow.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sonny smells.
Please tell me that isn't a typo for Surry?
Swap you for Dewsbury.
I'm not sure. She could have said Surrey smells. But there's definitely a whiff in the air v
Will the smell last long? Not that I'm planning to go to Surrey tomorrow.
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Throughout the day she said. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Sonny smells.
Please tell me that isn't a typo for Surry?
Swap you for Dewsbury.
I'm not sure. She could have said Surrey smells. But there's definitely a whiff in the air v
Will the smell last long? Not that I'm planning to go to Surrey tomorrow.
Throughout the day she said. "
Poor Surrey.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Does anybody remember britains bouncier weather with Rusty Goff? The weather forecast told by a dwarf on a trampoline
C
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When was that? I know he was in Harry Potter but I don't have a memory of him doing the weather.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Does anybody remember britains bouncier weather with Rusty Goff? The weather forecast told by a dwarf on a trampoline
C
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I've just look on Wiki... I only had four channels in 1995-1999 so that's why I have no memory of this.
I do remember Fred on the This Morning weather map hopping across to NI. Now he turns out to have been a bad 'un.  |
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"Does anybody remember britains bouncier weather with Rusty Goff? The weather forecast told by a dwarf on a trampoline
C
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I've just look on Wiki... I only had four channels in 1995-1999 so that's why I have no memory of this.
I do remember Fred on the This Morning weather map hopping across to NI. Now he turns out to have been a bad 'un. "
Now he plays with the stone roses. |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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Rusty Goff was the weather forecaster on cable channel live TV along with Tiffanys big city tips which was business news read by a buxom brunette that stripped off as she read the headlines. The two most famous features were the news bunny and topless darts. The lunchbox volleyball is probably best forgotten.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Carol Kirkwood just used Humdinger"
I like that Carol uses enthusiastic language.
It's just getting grey here. Maybe the soup is rolling in... just in time for me to go out. I fear we'll have a very small audience tonight.
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