I listen every midweek day, religiously and without fail to Ken Bruce's Pop Master in theforlorn hope that today's the day day that Walking Taff's dog has managed to master using a phone.

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I live in the next village to Boldgirl and she often comes into my shop.

C...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I live in the next village to Boldgirl and she often comes into my shop.

C..."

Haha, you're on Naughty Lane?

Who knew!!

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

"i have been up snowdon in january.

Edward?????????"

sorry but literally LMFAO

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

I can pick stuff up with my toes, and also can use them to pinch really hard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a small willie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got a smiley face tattooed on me arse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have synaesthesia.

Can you play Are Friends Electric by Gary Numan ? "

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By *ngel n tedCouple over a year ago

maidstone

I'm currently sat in mcdonalds car park at gatwick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have the lyrics to "my heart will go on" tattooed around my bum hole.

Fact"

You must have a very large bum hole.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I listen every midweek day, religiously and without fail to Ken Bruce's Pop Master in theforlorn hope that today's the day day that Walking Taff's dog has managed to master using a phone. "

I pop.out from.work to listen to pop master lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"One of my tattoos is Egyptian symbols and translates to;

"as you journey through this life, may you always walk in the sunshine"."

So, are you worried about skin cancer?

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By *enuineBiGalWoman over a year ago

Sheerness

I used to go clubbing with Matthew Kelly lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can pick stuff up with my toes, and also can use them to pinch really hard

That would freak me out, I hate feet!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have willow branches covered with love and dreams.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Last year I turned down an opportunity to go on a documentary about swinging.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I learnt the poem Forgiven by AA Milne when I was at primary school and can always recall it still - it's synonymous with the name Alexander in my mind. I found a little beetle so that Beetle was his name and I called him Alexander !

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By *edangel_2013Woman over a year ago

southend

I am so tired. The next 7 hours of health and safety course are going to be absolute hell.

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By *4STYWoman over a year ago

Luanda/Angola

I live a double life (I'm married). Sushhhh don't tell anyone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have to leave toast to go cold before I can eat it

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By *eliciouslyNastyMan over a year ago

London

"I've had dinner with Stephen Hawking

Fuck!... If true that's genuinely impressive!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ive been bitten by a penguin

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have to leave toast to go cold before I can eat it

Snap!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ive been bitten by a penguin"

Awww I luv penguins

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"One of my tattoos is Egyptian symbols and translates to;

"as you journey through this life, may you always walk in the sunshine".

So, are you worried about skin cancer?

Nah. I wear warp factor 9 sunblock.

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By *ricerMan over a year ago

Stockton-on-Tees

I've been stuck on level 341 of candy crush for over 9 months

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I helped make two historical documentarys last year that were shown all over the world.

Chuffed.com

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've was brought up in Newcastle but now I live in wales

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By *ev-PMan over a year ago

Hampshire

I can say the alphabet backwards in 4.63 seconds ....going for a pb of 4.5.

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By *etenewcMan over a year ago

County Durham

I enjoy seeing hi-viz vests lying on the central reservation of a motorway.

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By *rishguy1984Man over a year ago

home

I get turned on by a sexy woman in an irish rugby jearsy.

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By *verysmileMan over a year ago

Canterbury

I have been to the South Pole

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By *ony HardcockMan over a year ago

Shepperton

"I get turned on by a sexy woman in an irish rugby jearsy."

Even if they win against England?

My favourite food is cheeseburgers (got to be homemade patties) and have sweet gherkins, lettuce, tomato, onions and sometimes with a fried egg. Mustard and Tom sauce.

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By *rishguy1984Man over a year ago

home

Of course. Makes it even sweeter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I won a Subutteo tournament in 1986 with Ajax

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I belong to a cycling group but always ride at the pack so I can check outvthe female members backsides