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How can I be a swinger?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm sat here in the hairdressers getting a tight curly perm and I'm wondering what else I need to do/ wear to be a Proper Swinger.
I got a tiny little red leather mini skirt, stockings with seams down the back and some blue eyeshadow. But now I'm stuck. What else do I need?
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"I'm sat here in the hairdressers getting a tight curly perm and I'm wondering what else I need to do/ wear to be a Proper Swinger.
I got a tiny little red leather mini skirt, stockings with seams down the back and some blue eyeshadow. But now I'm stuck. What else do I need?
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A feel for cool jazz standards and the big band groove ? |
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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago
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"Cock.
I need a man that struts around with his hand constantly on his cock. Preferably a man with a big bushy moustache.  "
You'll find plenty of those in certain seedy clubs and saunas Vauxhall way...I'm not sure they'd be interested in you though  
Oh, and I for one wouldn't dare tread foot in one  |
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"I'm sat here in the hairdressers getting a tight curly perm and I'm wondering what else I need to do/ wear to be a Proper Swinger.
I got a tiny little red leather mini skirt, stockings with seams down the back and some blue eyeshadow. But now I'm stuck. What else do I need?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A 70's bowl and a set of car keys
Do they still do this, if so, count me in!!!"
Yes. A once turned up to a party with a Vauxhall chevette and left with a Mk II cortina. |
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"I'm sat here in the hairdressers getting a tight curly perm and I'm wondering what else I need to do/ wear to be a Proper Swinger.
I got a tiny little red leather mini skirt, stockings with seams down the back and some blue eyeshadow. But now I'm stuck. What else do I need?
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A bowl to put everyone's car keys in |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm sat here in the hairdressers getting a tight curly perm and I'm wondering what else I need to do/ wear to be a Proper Swinger.
I got a tiny little red leather mini skirt, stockings with seams down the back and some blue eyeshadow. But now I'm stuck. What else do I need?
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Hairy chest. Shark tooth/tiger fang necklace. Go brilliantly with the perm. |
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"A hot tub, the modern day swinger needs a hot tub
Modern day swinger... don't know why but that made me snigger. 
Damn this curly perm.....  "
Hope you asked for highlights whilst at the beauty parlour |
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