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bunked the train and the inspectors coming to get me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

haha. my own fault but shame i were'nt a woman id probly get away with it.

trouble is theres a load of sexy office girls here and that just adds to the embarrisment

pmsl

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By *obbytupperMan over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

If you weren't a woman?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can we have that in English?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"If you weren't a woman?

Put your specs on Tupper.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can we have that in English?"

He's illegally jumped a ticket barrier to get free travel in a train and the inspectors are coming to tell him off!

Tell them that the ticket machine was broken in what ever station was before they got on and was worried about missing the train if u jumped off to buy one at the next station!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hope you get big fine then OP. Pay your way or suffer the penalty.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Can we have that in English?"

haha. my own fault but shame i were'nt a woman id probly get away with it.

trouble is theres a load of sexy office girls here and that just adds to the embarrisment

pmsl

Yes. He said.

Titter ye not. All that is done shall be the blame of no other but myself.

Had I but large breasts and a comely vag, then the overseer would surely use me for his vile , filthy , sexual needs and i'd be cast aside yet not imprisoned.

It is my utter misfortune that travelling this day there are wenches more titty than I. I fear the overseer will lust them more readily and when he beats my manly arse and leaves weals the width of a pudding spoon the women shall laugh at me and I shall feel a man no more in their gaze.

I have released all manner of urine into my breeches whilst telling of this tale with false laughter.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can we have that in English?

haha. my own fault but shame i were'nt a woman id probly get away with it.

trouble is theres a load of sexy office girls here and that just adds to the embarrisment

pmsl

Yes. He said.

Titter ye not. All that is done shall be the blame of no other but myself.

Had I but large breasts and a comely vag, then the overseer would surely use me for his vile , filthy , sexual needs and i'd be cast aside yet not imprisoned.

I have released all manner of urine into my breeches whilst telling of this tale with false laughter.

Perfick!

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By *atcherofmyballsMan over a year ago

hereford

"Can we have that in English?

haha. my own fault but shame i were'nt a woman id probly get away with it.

trouble is theres a load of sexy office girls here and that just adds to the embarrisment

pmsl

Yes. He said.

Titter ye not. All that is done shall be the blame of no other but myself.

Had I but large breasts and a comely vag, then the overseer would surely use me for his vile , filthy , sexual needs and i'd be cast aside yet not imprisoned.

I have released all manner of urine into my breeches whilst telling of this tale with false laughter.

One doth tell a fine tale my lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"haha. my own fault but shame i were'nt a woman id probly get away with it.

trouble is theres a load of sexy office girls here and that just adds to the embarrisment

pmsl"

i bunked a train (so what, it had to be done at that moment)

I therefor made a comment about the ticket inspector coming to get me

(not a big deal i know) but the fact i was surrunded by woman. it went through my mind, did i wanna stand there and chat waffle to the train dude whilst having to expain i aint got a ticket or an oyster card (arkward moment)

the woman comment maybe killed it abit but was light hearted

anyway no harm done.

i walked up to the guy (away from the woman) and blagged it quickly and carried on with my journey

in the meantime i was exposing my sad story to fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Scrutter

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

It's like a train in itself, isn't it?

Didn't Pay for Ticket = higher ticket prices = didn't pay for ticket = higher ticket prices...