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By *ex_OnTheBeach OP Couple over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )

With the person above you,

So what was your crime?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well obviously public nudity on a public beach

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By *irceWoman over a year ago

Gloucester

Cocaine trafficking, sorry lol.

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

Shoplifting at poundland.

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By *ngel n tedCouple over a year ago

maidstone

"Shoplifting at poundland.

shoplifting in a 99p store, so slightly less of a sentence

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 10/06/15 15:13:13]

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By *ex_OnTheBeach OP Couple over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )

"[Removed by poster at 10/06/15 15:13:13]"

For hiding the evidence

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 10/06/15 15:13:13]

For hiding the evidence

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By *orthyorkypairCouple over a year ago

North Yorkshire

playing monopoly and not having a get out of jail card up my sleeve lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"playing monopoly and not having a get out of jail card up my sleeve lol

Hiding in the lifeboat on a Saga cruise.....

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By *rank EinsteinMan over a year ago

Burton upon stather

Jumping up on stage and having a sword fight dressed in full armour during a showing offer cinderella

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By *rank EinsteinMan over a year ago

Burton upon stather

At the local theatre, it was his idea.

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By *irceWoman over a year ago

Gloucester

"Shoplifting at poundland.

Lol....oh dear upset someone ha

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By *uckandbunnyCouple over a year ago

In your bed

"At the local theatre, it was his idea.

Grand theft cheeso.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For having sex with a duck and bunny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Animal cruelty

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Suppression, only they haven't found the keys so she can confirm it was with consent.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Treason - but it was all perfectly reasonable, Your Honour!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Treason - but it was all perfectly reasonable, Your Honour!"

Diamond joe. Sex acts in public place

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Trying to steal the pink panther

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Trying to steal the pink panther

So pleased. You didn't say dogging lol

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Treason - but it was all perfectly reasonable, Your Honour!

Diamond joe. Sex acts in public place "

Have we met?

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Trying to steal the pink panther

So pleased. You didn't say dogging lol "
I think we got away with that one

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Piracy in a bingo hall. Instead of pieces of 8, we got 88 instead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Piracy in a bingo hall. Instead of pieces of 8, we got 88 instead

Blackjack smuggling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Piracy in a bingo hall. Instead of pieces of 8, we got 88 instead

Blackjack smuggling

We got caught running down the high street with a couple of sex dolls after doing a snatch and grab at Ann Summers

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"We got caught running down the high street with a couple of sex dolls after doing a snatch and grab at Ann Summers

Piracy! YARRR!

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By *verysmileMan over a year ago

Canterbury

Smuggling people from the UK to France pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Digging up jimmy saville. And hanging him in the middle of a town while setting the bastard on fire.

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman over a year ago

West Midlands

Throwing rotten eggs at the Queen and Dippy David Cameron in Westminster Abbey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Public lewdness

Lady godiva inpersonation in high street

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got banged up for causing an earthquake. While stark bollock naked on a mountain

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Necrophilia

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Identity thefy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Identity thefy"

I'll be buggered if i can remember

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got caught

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Rug smuggling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I didn't do it !

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

"Identity thefy

I'll be buggered if i can remember

If you go to jail, you'll be buggered even if you cant

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

"I didn't do it !

smuggling Dynamite into the country in her falsies

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I didn't do it !

smuggling Dynamite into the country in her falsies"

Steeling candy dummies

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

"I didn't do it !

smuggling Dynamite into the country in her falsies

Steeling candy dummies

Dammit.. caught red, green, blue and yellow handed

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I didn't do it !

smuggling Dynamite into the country in her falsies

Steeling candy dummies

Dammit.. caught red, green, blue and yellow handed

You never no ya luck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stealing tyres off moving vehicles lol

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By *eforfuncplCouple over a year ago

Morecambe

Lickin the holes of polo mints x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lickin the holes of polo mints x

Unauthorised proctological examinations.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lickin the holes of polo mints x

Unauthorised proctological examinations....."
for trying to jump him in public

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Indecency on whitstable seafront

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Indecency on whitstable seafront

Oi you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Indecency on whitstable seafront

Oi you

For GBH on some bloke from Hythe

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By *ex_OnTheBeach OP Couple over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )

"Indecency on whitstable seafront

Oi you

For GBH on some bloke from Hythe

For assuming GBH on some bloke from Hythe

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Indecency on whitstable seafront

Oi you

For GBH on some bloke from Hythe

"
for public affray... Over a damson in distress

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Indecency on whitstable seafront

Oi you

For GBH on some bloke from Hythe

for public affray... Over a damson in distress

For d*unk and disorderly with some bloke from Hythe

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"Indecency on whitstable seafront

Oi you

For GBH on some bloke from Hythe

for public affray... Over a damson in distress

For d*unk and disorderly with some bloke from Hythe

For wielding a large lance in a dangerous manner in a public place.

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By *trawberry-popWoman over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"Indecency on whitstable seafront

Oi you

For GBH on some bloke from Hythe

for public affray... Over a damson in distress

For d*unk and disorderly with some bloke from Hythe

Wielding ginormous swords in public trying to slay those damned dragons.

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By *trawberry-popWoman over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"Indecency on whitstable seafront

Oi you

For GBH on some bloke from Hythe

for public affray... Over a damson in distress

For d*unk and disorderly with some bloke from Hythe

For wielding a large lance in a dangerous manner in a public place."

Haha...Great minds!

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By *trawberry-popWoman over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"Indecency on whitstable seafront

Oi you

For GBH on some bloke from Hythe

for public affray... Over a damson in distress

For d*unk and disorderly with some bloke from Hythe

For wielding a large lance in a dangerous manner in a public place."

The two of us together are just so boobilicious it's criminal!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Indecency on whitstable seafront

Oi you

For GBH on some bloke from Hythe

for public affray... Over a damson in distress

For d*unk and disorderly with some bloke from Hythe

Wielding ginormous swords in public trying to slay those damned dragons.

OI!! You leave my Dragon out of it! She get tetchy when people try and slay her....

Now where's those pesky Knights - she's hungry

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By *trawberry-popWoman over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"Indecency on whitstable seafront

Oi you

For GBH on some bloke from Hythe

for public affray... Over a damson in distress

For d*unk and disorderly with some bloke from Hythe

Wielding ginormous swords in public trying to slay those damned dragons.

OI!! You leave my Dragon out of it! She get tetchy when people try and slay her....

Now where's those pesky Knights - she's hungry

Not YOUR dragon! The evil ones!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Indecency on whitstable seafront

Oi you

For GBH on some bloke from Hythe

for public affray... Over a damson in distress

For d*unk and disorderly with some bloke from Hythe

Wielding ginormous swords in public trying to slay those damned dragons.

OI!! You leave my Dragon out of it! She get tetchy when people try and slay her....

Now where's those pesky Knights - she's hungry

Not YOUR dragon! The evil ones! "

Ahhhhh - I just point those ones in the direction of the forum police......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Killing knights!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Animal cruelty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

DEALING IN CRACK!!! "Bends over" lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"DEALING IN CRACK!!! "Bends over" lol"

Breaking and entering...

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Selling nutritional supplements (fake obviously)

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Selling nutritional supplements (fake obviously)

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