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over a year ago
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"And I'm very happy because I had sex today after friggin' weeks 
Frigging weeks, or frigging for weeks?  "
Well I was almost clamped shut, I hadn't seen any action for that long  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey, cuppa anyone?
Milk no Sugar Pretty Please x
Oh hello Miss B, shall I bring that to you in bed? "
I think that will be most acceptable Mr PB.., any biscuits ? X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey, cuppa anyone?
Aye, tea, well brewed with plenty of milk.
Two sugars first, milk in last.
And a tap dancing guinea pig on't side.  "
I like guinea pigs. |
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"Hey, cuppa anyone?
Aye, tea, well brewed with plenty of milk.
Two sugars first, milk in last.
And a tap dancing guinea pig on't side.
I like guinea pigs."
What a random quote  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hey, cuppa anyone?
Aye, tea, well brewed with plenty of milk.
Two sugars first, milk in last.
And a tap dancing guinea pig on't side. "
Ahh shoot, will a yodelling goat do you? |
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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago
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"Instead of normal nonsense.
Hello all, hope you are all well and being excellent to each other?
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Hello Sir!
I've been particular excellent today. Pleased my bosses at work, been nice to fellow fabbers when finished said work and er, put a smile on Mrs Ns face in a number of ways.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hey, cuppa anyone?
Aye, tea, well brewed with plenty of milk.
Two sugars first, milk in last.
And a tap dancing guinea pig on't side.
Ahh shoot, will a yodelling goat do you? "
Aye, I suppose |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hey, cuppa anyone?
Aye, tea, well brewed with plenty of milk.
Two sugars first, milk in last.
And a tap dancing guinea pig on't side.
I like guinea pigs.
What a random quote "
Have you tried them their very moreish..
Randoms, not puinea gigs  |
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"Hey, cuppa anyone?
Aye, tea, well brewed with plenty of milk.
Two sugars first, milk in last.
And a tap dancing guinea pig on't side.
Ahh shoot, will a yodelling goat do you?
Aye, I suppose "
He doesn't make much noise, well after a couple of hours he'll get bored tea's ready.. |
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I'm always fucking excellent thanks
Gimp 
Hope you are all doing great 
Her