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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who wants to sit next to me? 
Back seat? 
None of that business on the back seats please, just had the bus valeted  "
Too late I fear....... They'll be sticky icky.  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Who wants to sit next to me?
Back seat?
None of that business on the back seats please, just had the bus valeted
Too late I fear....... They'll be sticky icky. "
It's more stickity Lickety |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who wants to sit next to me?
Back seat?
None of that business on the back seats please, just had the bus valeted
Too late I fear....... They'll be sticky icky.
It's more stickity Lickety "
Blimey, what's going on back there  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get that bus on a ferry and bring all the sexy Fabbers to Ireland!
I'll be your tour guide!  
You tour guiding again HB  "
You know my skills are impeccable, sir! |
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"Who wants to sit next to me?
Back seat?
None of that business on the back seats please, just had the bus valeted
Too late I fear....... They'll be sticky icky.
It's more stickity Lickety
Blimey, what's going on back there "
Ha ha haven't even started the tour yet, so behave yourself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An obvious stopping point is down here by the seaside in Southend.
"Get that bus on a ferry and bring all the sexy Fabbers to Ireland!
I'll be your tour guide! "
You can guide me anywhere you like sexy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So far you've missed out Wales, Manchester, Bristol and Newcastle! All most definitely additional key areas "
(and in no way influenced by my Perve List) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So far you've missed out Wales, Manchester, Bristol and Newcastle! All most definitely additional key areas "
And Reading!! Don't forget to pick up me please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will it be going up the M1 towards the Midlands at any point
Most definitely
Cool, will I need my passport?
You can have a lift on my flying carpet if you like "
Tina, your tits will cause your carpet to tilt at an alarming degree so I'll join you to at least try & balance it out a bit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will it be going up the M1 towards the Midlands at any point
Most definitely
Cool, will I need my passport?
You can have a lift on my flying carpet if you like "
Why thankyou Tina, can I twiddle the tassels |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
You are both more than welcome, it does need balancing out, although it is mandatory to sit cross-legged and to look serene, even if we take a wrong turning and end up floating up a one way street the wrong way. Again. |
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Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
Ooooo the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round ...... Ooooooo the wheels on the bus ......
Song fades into smothered mumbling.
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"Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
Ooooo the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round ...... Ooooooo the wheels on the bus ......
Song fades into smothered mumbling.
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Ok..... Stop that right now!
Everyone knows that 100 green bottles is the first song that should be sung on a road trip |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get that bus on a ferry and bring all the sexy Fabbers to Ireland!
I'll be your tour guide! "
North Wales is always lovely too. The pooch and I can take you all on some jolly walks and picnics |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So far you've missed out Wales, Manchester, Bristol and Newcastle! All most definitely additional key areas
(and in no way influenced by my Perve List) "
Well if you're going to Manchester you may as well carry on to Chorley and pick me up? I'll bring sausage rolls? You'll all be hungry!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So far you've missed out Wales, Manchester, Bristol and Newcastle! All most definitely additional key areas
(and in no way influenced by my Perve List)
Well if you're going to Manchester you may as well carry on to Chorley and pick me up? I'll bring sausage rolls? You'll all be hungry!! "
I recon there is enough sausage on the bus, Maybe some buns to put them in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would you mind driving up my back alley to pick me up. It's a bit of a tight squeeze so be sure to flash your hazard lights!"
MMMNNNNFFF! * chokes on coffee* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You guys arrived at London yet?
It's good to see you back Pops. Has the bus been to Shropshire? Did I miss the bus?"
How's your mum doing?
Thanks Jimbo
...where the fuck is Shropshire?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You guys arrived at London yet?
It's good to see you back Pops. Has the bus been to Shropshire? Did I miss the bus?
How's your mum doing?
Thanks Jimbo
...where the fuck is Shropshire?
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A long way from London. |
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"You guys arrived at London yet?
It's good to see you back Pops. Has the bus been to Shropshire? Did I miss the bus?
How's your mum doing?
Thanks Jimbo
...where the fuck is Shropshire?
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Shropshire, a county close to my heart and it's in the middle (ish) pops!
On route, just finishing our ice creams |
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