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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

But enough about me...

What's 3 random facts about yourself? Did this before as a way of people getting to know each other and it went down a treat

Im scared of pigeons

Eating ice goes through me

I cycled from Nottingham to Rome

Your turns below

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By *horltzMan over a year ago

heysham

I will be spending Saturday night with thousands of women .

I'm not a true northerner.

I don't like tomatoes .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hate the chocolate bits at the bottom of Cornettos.

I speak Irish fluently.

I used to work as the hostess at Scores Gentlemans Club, NYC. (Many moons ago!)

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By *eliciousladyWoman over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

I play the piano

Love cats and kittens

Purple is my favourite colour

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

* I've been to Burning Man 7 times

* I hold a MA in ancient history from one of the top universities on the planet

* I'm famed for my hats

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a boob pervette

I kissed a girl and quite liked it

I love candles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I speak three languages fluently

I have a doctorate (not GP

)

I'm currently wearing glasses with a broken lense since my dog head butted me last week and broke them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Iv Driven a Tank.

I have a love for black & white photography.

And I love to get lost in a good fantasy movie x

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By *dam_TinaCouple over a year ago

Hampshire

I play piano and guitar

I've been to all the continents - except Antarctica

I've conquered my fear of buttons

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

I've died.

I can write with my toes.

I can out stare a cat.

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By *dinMan over a year ago

Nr Biggleswade

I have no belly button

I am scared of oranges

And I had public sex with a garden Gnome

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By *odramafunCouple over a year ago

Derbyshire/staffordshire

We laugh a lot

Male is petrified of spiders

Love hockey... And A loves the skirt

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

When I yawn it's always a recognisable tune

I own and play three different sized saxophones

I love a good fantasy or sci-fi novel series

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By *lewelyn23Man over a year ago

swansea

I am genuinely freaked out when I meet someone taller than me.

I have never broken a bone.

I seem to be the only one on the planet who thinks and blackcurrant is a good mix

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was a lingerie model before many fabbers were born.

I like most people and can talk for England

I got sacked from cat-walk modelling for smiling too much!

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By *olarfoxMan over a year ago

North Cambs

I started to turn grey at 18.

I sneeze when I look into bright light.

I own a collection of bicycles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I was a lingerie model before many fabbers were born.

I like most people and can talk for England

I got sacked from cat-walk modelling for smiling too much!

Where is this famous smile of yours

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By *nvictusMan over a year ago

Beeston

1. I collect carnivorous plants

2. I own more hats than I can feasably wear.

3. I dislike glitter. A lot.

4. I'm a rebel.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've walked across the red hot crust of freshly ejected lava.

Oysters make me hurl.

I entered wholeheartedly into a pukka commercial proposition a few years ago wherein I now believe I own an acre of the moons surface!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"1. I collect carnivorous plants

2. I own more hats than I can feasably wear.

3. I dislike glitter. A lot.

4. I'm a rebel. "

That's four! Cheat!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've walked across the red hot crust of freshly ejected lava.

Oysters make me hurl.

I entered wholeheartedly into a pukka commercial proposition a few years ago wherein I now believe I own an acre of the moons surface!!!

What do you plan for this acre of yours? The first swinging club on the moon?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I speak three languages fluently

I have a doctorate (not GP

)

I'm currently wearing glasses with a broken lense since my dog head butted me last week and broke them

Loving picturing you in broken glasses!

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By *horltzMan over a year ago

heysham

"I've walked across the red hot crust of freshly ejected lava.

Oysters make me hurl.

I entered wholeheartedly into a pukka commercial proposition a few years ago wherein I now believe I own an acre of the moons surface!!!

What do you plan for this acre of yours? The first swinging club on the moon?

Cheese factory perhaps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hate the feel of cotton wool

I have letters after my name and no they ain't twat

And I'm going to conquer _nvictus dislike of glitter

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I hate the feel of cotton wool

I have letters after my name and no they ain't twat

And I'm going to conquer _nvictus dislike of glitter

I hope it's MP, what a scandal that would turn out to be

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hate the chocolate bits at the bottom of Cornettos."

Blasphemy!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got married at 16 and divorced at 26

I did a bungee jump for charity last month dressed as supergirl

My favourite item of clothing is a black cat suit. Sadly I don't get to wear it much

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I got married at 16 and divorced at 26

I did a bungee jump for charity last month dressed as supergirl

My favourite item of clothing is a black cat suit. Sadly I don't get to wear it much

Is their no call for a black cat suit across the border? Pretty sure you could wear it every night this side lol

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I have a sweet tooth

I have a sharp tongue

I put too much oregano in the bolognaise last night

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By *1968Man over a year ago

Wokingham

- when i was 17 Boris Becker won Wimbledon for the first time and nearly everyone i met would say 'do you know you look like Boris Becker' . I've lost my hair now and he hasn't so I'm not ginger any more

-i fell down a cliff and survived with just a bust up face.. its better now (honest)

- i'm as fussy as fuck when it comes to women although i do appreciate i shouldnt be .

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"- when i was 17 Boris Becker won Wimbledon for the first time and nearly everyone i met would say 'do you know you look like Boris Becker' . I've lost my hair now and he hasn't so I'm not ginger any more

-i fell down a cliff and survived with just a bust up face.. its better now (honest)

- i'm as fussy as fuck when it comes to women although i do appreciate i shouldnt be ."

Good old borris! I've been stopped about 10 times for photos with women thinking I'm Tom hardy lol

I obliged

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

-i felle down a cliff and survived with just a bust up face.. its better now (honest)

- i'm as fussy as fuck when it comes to women although i do appreciate i shouldnt be .

Good old borris! I've been stopped about 10 times for photos with women thinking I'm Tom hardy lol

I obliged "

Oh you poor love!

I often get mistaken for Thelma from the Simpsons!

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By *huramMan over a year ago

London

I enjoy hoovering, it's calming.

Used to be a decent 100m breastroke competitive swimmer.

Ran a pirate radio station with friends for several years.

Studio was in the front room of our flat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hate the chocolate bits at the bottom of Cornettos.

Blasphemy!!!"

It's horrid!

I'll save them all up for you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am bodybuilding

I like haribos

I study Spanish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a small heart shaped birthmark on my right boob

I am paranoid about choking to the extent apples go brown before I've finished eating them.

I read loads of books on serial killers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

1) I hate spiders

2) I hold black belts in two different martial arts

3) Scored 4 fries in one match (quite a feat for a fat boy forward)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can knit

I was a Ship's Captain and a Copper

I have been to every continent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I speak three languages fluently

I have a doctorate (not GP

)

I'm currently wearing glasses with a broken lense since my dog head butted me last week and broke them

Loving picturing you in broken glasses!

They're held together with a tube of super glue

the frame and lense is broken, I look like jack duckworths long lost daughter, my new ones aren't ready till Friday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I invented the question mark.

I am scared of hamsters (evil bastards, spawn of Satan)

I can't look up.

Him

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

I was bitten on the nose by a dog last week

I'm very social yet love my own company too

Im addicted to chips, crisps and potato products

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I speak three languages fluently

I have a doctorate (not GP

)

I'm currently wearing glasses with a broken lense since my dog head butted me last week and broke them

Loving picturing you in broken glasses!

I dare you to take a picture and pm it to me! Pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaase! I need cheering up!!

They're held together with a tube of super glue

the frame and lense is broken, I look like jack duckworths long lost daughter, my new ones aren't ready till Friday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am bodybuilding

I like haribos

I study Spanish

And hide in bushes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hate the chocolate bits at the bottom of Cornettos.

Blasphemy!!!

It's horrid!

I'll save them all up for you!

I love them! Best bit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have an enormous penis

I have a totally toned six-pack

I sometimes tell lies

(Only one of these is true)

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By *eliciouslyNastyMan over a year ago

London

1. I was in a car accident at 20 years old, 80mph, through the windscreen, landed 20ft away from the car, which was upside down, with a roof as flat as a pancake.

2. This forged a personality totally without fear.

3. Resulting in an human being who is totally random and incredibly unpredictable.

The following 15 years are a long story!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

I can't touch polystyrene, even looking at it sets my teeth on edge.

I read at least one book per week.

My dentist once told me that I have a very small mouth. Mr B doesn't agree

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