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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Wanting "a connection" before they will fuck anybody.
We are to service the great men on Fab. If they ask for a blow & go, get down on your knees & perform your duty.
If they send a cock pic with "Fancy a fuck?" be grateful they have chosen you.
Honestly, some women are just so choosy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanting "a connection" before they will fuck anybody.
We are to service the great men on Fab. If they ask for a blow & go, get down on your knees & perform your duty.
If they send a cock pic with "Fancy a fuck?" be grateful they have chosen you.
Honestly, some women are just so choosy."
Hahaha I fear many single guys on here will not read the irony in this! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanting "a connection" before they will fuck anybody.
We are to service the great men on Fab. If they ask for a blow & go, get down on your knees & perform your duty.
If they send a cock pic with "Fancy a fuck?" be grateful they have chosen you.
Honestly, some women are just so choosy.
Hahaha I fear many single guys on here will not read the irony in this!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What happens if we send a fancy a fuck message  
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In an instant, we're not just pieces of meat right!!  "
No some are succulent 100% best of others mere scraggy ends |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What happens if we send a fancy a fuck message
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In an instant, we're not just pieces of meat right!!
No some are succulent 100% best of others mere scraggy ends "
Nah, ask all the dudes in here, we're all 100% prime beef, right?!?!!! |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"What happens if we send a fancy a fuck message
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In an instant, we're not just pieces of meat right!!
No some are succulent 100% best of others mere scraggy ends
Nah, ask all the dudes in here, we're all 100% prime beef, right?!?!!!"
Or corned beef. 
A |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What happens if we send a fancy a fuck message
Delete
In an instant, we're not just pieces of meat right!!
No some are succulent 100% best of others mere scraggy ends
Nah, ask all the dudes in here, we're all 100% prime beef, right?!?!!!
Or corned beef.
A"
I feel more like wafer thing ham today! |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"What happens if we send a fancy a fuck message
Delete
In an instant, we're not just pieces of meat right!!
No some are succulent 100% best of others mere scraggy ends
Nah, ask all the dudes in here, we're all 100% prime beef, right?!?!!!
Or corned beef.
A
I feel more like wafer thing ham today! "
Could be worse Tom - could be chopped liver!
That would be an offal feeling!
A |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"Wanting "a connection" before they will fuck anybody.
We are to service the great men on Fab. If they ask for a blow & go, get down on your knees & perform your duty.
If they send a cock pic with "Fancy a fuck?" be grateful they have chosen you.
Honestly, some women are just so choosy.
Hahaha I fear many single guys on here will not read the irony in this!"
What Irony?
C... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One of my best friends on here is a single guy. I sat with him when he set up his account. Within 10 minutes and before he even uploaded pics his inbox was full with 1,345763456 messages from single women. Jeez girls that's enough to scare anyone off. And before you say it, he won't go to clubs anymore as last time the conga line
of ladies following him everywhere creeped him out. He said one of them even slapped her flange in his face in the jacuzzi and the others were openly masturbating meters from his face. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who wants a face pic?
It's all about the cock."
Damn, and we used to think that they would send a face picture when they said they were sending us a picture of a big knob! |
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By *0AJMan
over a year ago
London |
"What happens if we send a fancy a fuck message
Delete
In an instant, we're not just pieces of meat right!!
No some are succulent 100% best of others mere scraggy ends
Nah, ask all the dudes in here, we're all 100% prime beef, right?!?!!!
Or corned beef.
A
I feel more like wafer thing ham today!
Could be worse Tom - could be chopped liver!
That would be an offal feeling!
A"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've cut the whole process down to sending a pic of my cock with FAF? written on the shaft.
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And I hope those women you send it to, drop everything & meet you straight away. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanting "a connection" before they will fuck anybody.
We are to service the great men on Fab. If they ask for a blow & go, get down on your knees & perform your duty.
If they send a cock pic with "Fancy a fuck?" be grateful they have chosen you.
Honestly, some women are just so choosy."
Lol.. I like you way of thinking but alas... can't ever see it happening. . Keep up your persuasive powers tho |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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To be subjected to a buxom woman thrusting he décolletage in a mans face while simpering and fluttering her eyelids is in my opinion not only tasteless and unflattering, it can be humiliating and quite intimidating to a single male on his own in a club situation.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One of my best friends on here is a single guy. I sat with him when he set up his account. Within 10 minutes and before he even uploaded pics his inbox was full with 1,345763456 messages from single women. Jeez girls that's enough to scare anyone off. And before you say it, he won't go to clubs anymore as last time the conga line
of ladies following him everywhere creeped him out. He said one of them even slapped her flange in his face in the jacuzzi and the others were openly masturbating meters from his face. "
Was he a snake charmer lol...
Girls/women must be more eager for newbies these days then?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What happens if we send a fancy a fuck message
Delete
In an instant, we're not just pieces of meat right!!
No some are succulent 100% best of others mere scraggy ends
Nah, ask all the dudes in here, we're all 100% prime beef, right?!?!!!"
Your clearly going to wrong butchers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've cut the whole process down to sending a pic of my cock with FAF? written on the shaft.
And I hope those women you send it to, drop everything & meet you straight away."
Believe it or not. Some of them haven't. Talk about ungrateful. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well I just try to be nice and polite and you get replies and interest then nothing it's like over night you've turned into the elephant mans stunt double sometimes I just don't get it x |
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"Wanting "a connection" before they will fuck anybody.
We are to service the great men on Fab. If they ask for a blow & go, get down on your knees & perform your duty.
If they send a cock pic with "Fancy a fuck?" be grateful they have chosen you.
Honestly, some women are just so choosy.
Hahaha I fear many single guys on here will not read the irony in this!"
Irony? What irony?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sometimes I don't even a get a face pic and they expect to meet n fuck me then and then, cause I am soo desperate.
Best one is when they send a cock pic and when I ask for a face pic they say no, now what your post code  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Strange one this, women can complain about anything, even other women being annoyed about other women not liking cock shots, actually I find a close up of a middle aged woman holding her pussy open, not very appeal as an introduction.
Funny whilst its a great thought I can't just fuck anything, I admire men who can, but time has cheated me on that one, imagine this I had a meet with a woman and worst about was she was I for it, I wasn't, it was purely I didn't fancy her. Makes me feel like a right vain bastard and hey I'm no looker. |
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By *huramMan
over a year ago
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I offered to take a female on here to a cheap hostel for our night debauchery.
Granted we'd have to share the dormitory room with 12 strangers but it was only going to cost me £10.
(And I was paying for her too)
She refused!!!
How bloody rude.
Why are you all such divas?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Strange one this, women can complain about anything, even other women being annoyed about other women not liking cock shots, actually I find a close up of a middle aged woman holding her pussy open, not very appeal as an introduction.
Funny whilst its a great thought I can't just fuck anything, I admire men who can, but time has cheated me on that one, imagine this I had a meet with a woman and worst about was she was I for it, I wasn't, it was purely I didn't fancy her. Makes me feel like a right vain bastard and hey I'm no looker."
So are open pussy pics of young women ok for an introduction pic? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Strange one this, women can complain about anything, even other women being annoyed about other women not liking cock shots, actually I find a close up of a middle aged woman holding her pussy open, not very appeal as an introduction.
Funny whilst its a great thought I can't just fuck anything, I admire men who can, but time has cheated me on that one, imagine this I had a meet with a woman and worst about was she was I for it, I wasn't, it was purely I didn't fancy her. Makes me feel like a right vain bastard and hey I'm no looker.
So are open pussy pics of young women ok for an introduction pic? "
I take the 5th |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One of my best friends on here is a single guy. I sat with him when he set up his account. Within 10 minutes and before he even uploaded pics his inbox was full with 1,345763456 messages from single women. Jeez girls that's enough to scare anyone off. And before you say it, he won't go to clubs anymore as last time the conga line
of ladies following him everywhere creeped him out. He said one of them even slapped her flange in his face in the jacuzzi and the others were openly masturbating meters from his face. "
Hahahahahaha
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Irony? What irony?
That's just something you do to your clothes when they've been washed."
So that's what that thing is .... I've been using it as a door stop  never could understand why they'd put a cabley thing on it |
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.. we're not just pieces of meat right!!
No some are succulent 100% best of others mere scraggy ends
Nah, ask all the dudes in here, we're all 100% prime beef, right?!?!!!
Or corned beef.
"
vegetarian here  |
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"Wanting "a connection" before they will fuck anybody.
We are to service the great men on Fab. If they ask for a blow & go, get down on your knees & perform your duty.
If they send a cock pic with "Fancy a fuck?" be grateful they have chosen you.
Honestly, some women are just so choosy.
Hahaha I fear many single guys on here will not read the irony in this!"
What irony?  |
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"Wanting "a connection" before they will fuck anybody.
We are to service the great men on Fab. If they ask for a blow & go, get down on your knees & perform your duty.
If they send a cock pic with "Fancy a fuck?" be grateful they have chosen you.
Honestly, some women are just so choosy."
at last..
one who understands..
but you missed out the bit where she will also make some tea and toast to enable the chap to recover..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanting "a connection" before they will fuck anybody.
We are to service the great men on Fab. If they ask for a blow & go, get down on your knees & perform your duty.
If they send a cock pic with "Fancy a fuck?" be grateful they have chosen you.
Honestly, some women are just so choosy.
Hahaha I fear many single guys on here will not read the irony in this!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanting "a connection" before they will fuck anybody.
We are to service the great men on Fab. If they ask for a blow & go, get down on your knees & perform your duty.
If they send a cock pic with "Fancy a fuck?" be grateful they have chosen you.
Honestly, some women are just so choosy."
Well said that lady |
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Quite right how very dare they have jobs, kids, fella never mind not find me attractive quite simply if I'm in the area and need an empty then they should be available at the very first possible moment of MY convenience
Outrageous the ones that don't frankly I think they should be tarred and feathered for having morals taste and/or a normal home life |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wanting "a connection" before they will fuck anybody.
We are to service the great men on Fab. If they ask for a blow & go, get down on your knees & perform your duty.
If they send a cock pic with "Fancy a fuck?" be grateful they have chosen you.
Honestly, some women are just so choosy."
pmsllll thank god it's a woman that started this thread |
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"Wanting "a connection" before they will fuck anybody.
We are to service the great men on Fab. If they ask for a blow & go, get down on your knees & perform your duty.
If they send a cock pic with "Fancy a fuck?" be grateful they have chosen you.
Honestly, some women are just so choosy.
Hahaha I fear many single guys on here will not read the irony in this!"
I'm not sure about reading the irony in it but I hope they make sure their girlfriend or Mum does their washing and irony for them !
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wanting "a connection" before they will fuck anybody.
We are to service the great men on Fab. If they ask for a blow & go, get down on your knees & perform your duty.
If they send a cock pic with "Fancy a fuck?" be grateful they have chosen you.
Honestly, some women are just so choosy."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanting "a connection" before they will fuck anybody.
We are to service the great men on Fab. If they ask for a blow & go, get down on your knees & perform your duty.
If they send a cock pic with "Fancy a fuck?" be grateful they have chosen you.
Honestly, some women are just so choosy.
at last..
one who understands..
but you missed out the bit where she will also make some tea and toast to enable the chap to recover..
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i have actually been asked to provide a snack after! |
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"Wanting "a connection" before they will fuck anybody.
We are to service the great men on Fab. If they ask for a blow & go, get down on your knees & perform your duty.
If they send a cock pic with "Fancy a fuck?" be grateful they have chosen you.
Honestly, some women are just so choosy.
at last..
one who understands..
but you missed out the bit where she will also make some tea and toast to enable the chap to recover..
i have actually been asked to provide a snack after! "
should have said ok but it will be performance based.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wanting "a connection" before they will fuck anybody.
We are to service the great men on Fab. If they ask for a blow & go, get down on your knees & perform your duty.
If they send a cock pic with "Fancy a fuck?" be grateful they have chosen you.
Honestly, some women are just so choosy.
Hahaha I fear many single guys on here will not read the irony in this!"
For a brief moment, thought I'd woken up in an alternative universe, then the penny dropped |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Wanting "a connection" before they will fuck anybody.
We are to service the great men on Fab. If they ask for a blow & go, get down on your knees & perform your duty.
If they send a cock pic with "Fancy a fuck?" be grateful they have chosen you.
Honestly, some women are just so choosy.
Hahaha I fear many single guys on here will not read the irony in this!
For a brief moment, thought I'd woken up in an alternative universe, then the penny dropped "
Did you drop your trousers too? |
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"Wanting "a connection" before they will fuck anybody.
We are to service the great men on Fab. If they ask for a blow & go, get down on your knees & perform your duty.
If they send a cock pic with "Fancy a fuck?" be grateful they have chosen you.
Honestly, some women are just so choosy.
Hahaha I fear many single guys on here will not read the irony in this!"
lol `read` you say |
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"Wanting "a connection" before they will fuck anybody.
We are to service the great men on Fab. If they ask for a blow & go, get down on your knees & perform your duty.
If they send a cock pic with "Fancy a fuck?" be grateful they have chosen you.
Honestly, some women are just so choosy.
Hahaha I fear many single guys on here will not read the irony in this!
lol `read` you say "
Read and iron in the same line. I've switched off already.
I just don't get the choosy women. Surely a picture of my cock gets you drooling. I'm even nice enough to open the door to my bedroom for you and if you really wanted to feel at home I'd let you make me a cup of tea.
Modern women hey what even happened to the days of bashing them with your club and dragging the, back to your cave |
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