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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

if your over 6ft, have nice guns hmmmmm bigger boobies then me (but not as saggy) have NO toe hair and have a nice BIG winkle

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

looks like it just me and u again tonight sweet chops

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

whats up pussy cat whoooooooooooooohooooooohooohooooo

By *ebzStarWoman over a year ago

Notting

I reckon i can live up to that description hun!!!

When ya want me???

By *eviousLiasonsCouple over a year ago

Travelling

kitty..... talking to yourself again kiddo!!! first sign....

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"if your over 6ft, have nice guns hmmmmm bigger boobies then me (but not as saggy) have NO toe hair and have a nice BIG winkle"

I'm nearly 6ft, nice guns, huge boobies not saggy and a big purple hard "pretend" winkle!!!

Any use??? cc

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All there apart from the boobs and the lack of toe hair

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All there apart from the boobs and the lack of toe hair

*trims toe hair*

Wanna borrow my scissors?

You'll have to buy your own comedy fake breasts