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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I can be having a normal chat with a guy & then they will ask me what I'm wearing which really pisses me off.
What the hell do they think I'm going to be wearing in the middle of the day? 
What questions piss you off? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can be having a normal chat with a guy & then they will ask me what I'm wearing which really pisses me off.
What the hell do they think I'm going to be wearing in the middle of the day?
What questions piss you off?"
Haha! This gets me too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I hate it when im having small talk with a woman in a supermarket or a bus stop then she asks me how big my dick is..? pisses me off big time..sex sex sex..don't people ever think of anything else..?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hate it when im having small talk with a woman in a supermarket or a bus stop then she asks me how big my dick is..? pisses me off big time..sex sex sex..don't people ever think of anything else..? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can be having a normal chat with a guy & then they will ask me what I'm wearing which really pisses me off.
What the hell do they think I'm going to be wearing in the middle of the day?
What questions piss you off?"
' Can we meet for a social to see if we click ? '
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
'Hows use' seriously......I get that at least three times a week
*yes I did have to override my auto correct so I don't know how others manage to send it without realising* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I hate it when im having small talk with a woman in a supermarket or a bus stop then she asks me how big my dick is..? pisses me off big time..sex sex sex..don't people ever think of anything else..? "
Well how big is it?
That's an important question |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
Did you know you could be eligible for thousands of pounds refunded due to Mis-selling of PPI?
Have you had an accident in the last five years
Are you happy with your mobile phone provider?
Just three of many.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"SOooo! What are you looking for ?!?!? ... Ummmm !!!
Yes!! What the fuck do they think we are looking for on here? Marriage!!!"
That one really does do my head in ..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"SOooo! What are you looking for ?!?!? ... Ummmm !!!
Yes!! What the fuck do they think we are looking for on here? Marriage!!!"
I say marriage sometimes just to scare em |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"SOooo! What are you looking for ?!?!? ... Ummmm !!!
Yes!! What the fuck do they think we are looking for on here? Marriage!!!"
Ok next time this happens its gonna get " I'm looking for a women who's As rich as fook with a nice second home in the south of France! A car that makes me look far more cool than I'll ever be! Cooks like Mary Berry and fucks like a porn star wanting her next pay check ! Oh and Marriage!!! Lol honestly |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"SOooo! What are you looking for ?!?!? ... Ummmm !!!
Yes!! What the fuck do they think we are looking for on here? Marriage!!!
I say marriage sometimes just to scare em "
I've said that too |
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By *huramMan
over a year ago
London |
Annoyance:
"How many kids have you got?"
Me:
"None."
Annoyance:
"Really? Why not?"
Me:
"I don't want any."
Annoyance
"But don't you want to pass on your genes?"
Me:
Are you going to give me money to raise a child without financial stress and babysit for me when I need a break?
Annoyance:
"No. "
Me:
"Fuck off then." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What are you doing right now?
Well I'm fetching the washing in then I might live a little and iron it.  "
...Currently cleaning the toilet out cos one of the kids has shat in it and not flushed.
Turned on? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why are you single?" Because I bloody choose to be.
"You're never 40". Definitely am, there was a big old party and a cake and everything.
"Your profile says you're not meeting men, but......" Just groan!
But then I'm probably guilty of being pretty annoying myself, so I shall clamber down from the hurrumph throne and crack on.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I'll be in your area today"
What answer is to this other than "oh "? "
"I'm staying at X hotel tonight on business"
"Lucky you, I hear that one is really nice!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Any question that is asked in very badly spelt language or is full of text language really annoys me - I like full sentances, with correct spelling and grammer - unless it's in the heat of the moment and u r about to cum soz about spelling |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1st message being can we fuck
What time do your kids go bed (doesn't matter as it doesn't concern ya)
How r u
Can we meet now/can't you not just get a babysitter
Then you get men who complain cos you won't meet em when they want & don't drop everything & won't fuck the whole site & say that their not your type |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can be having a normal chat with a guy & then they will ask me what I'm wearing which really pisses me off.
What the hell do they think I'm going to be wearing in the middle of the day?
What questions piss you off?"
Are you bi? Clearly not my profile states straight grrrr |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any question that is asked in very badly spelt language or is full of text language really annoys me - I like full sentances, with correct spelling and grammer - unless it's in the heat of the moment and u r about to cum soz about spelling "
Grammar. Oh the irony  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""What are you wearing?"
"The blood of my enemies."
"You like dick?" (With cock pic attached)
"I do, but why did you send me a pic of your thumb?""
This made me smile  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What are you into?"
"BABIES! BABIES AND BABIES AND CATS!I LOOOOOOVE CATS!!"
"What are you thinking?"
"I wonder if the body i buried last night is going to start to smell before i leave the country" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any question that is asked in very badly spelt language or is full of text language really annoys me - I like full sentances, with correct spelling and grammer - unless it's in the heat of the moment and u r about to cum soz about spelling
Grammar. Oh the irony "
And sentances |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Your such a stud, please will you come round and fuck me then let me make you dinner?"
Every frickin day!!!
It's such a chore! "
You told me you liked me messages though! |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
Scotland - Aberdeen |
""Your such a stud, please will you come round and fuck me then let me make you dinner?"
Every frickin day!!!
It's such a chore!
You told me you liked me messages though! "
I wish someone offered me that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can be having a normal chat with a guy & then they will ask me what I'm wearing which really pisses me off.
What the hell do they think I'm going to be wearing in the middle of the day?
What questions piss you off?
' Can we meet for a social to see if we click ? '
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any question that is asked in very badly spelt language or is full of text language really annoys me - I like full sentances, with correct spelling and grammer - unless it's in the heat of the moment and u r about to cum soz about spelling
Grammar. Oh the irony "
whoops! I need chastising for that definitely!! please!  |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
"Do you know anyone else who'd be good to fuck instead of you?
Believe it or not we actually encountered that one  lol Some people... "
We get this I say 'sorry we are not interested' they come back with 'do you know anyone else who might be interested?' As if I am going to scroll through my friends and set them up with someone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been getting a lot of 'can I ask you a question?' posts. Then they don't bloody ask the question!! "
There's one bloke who had messaged dozens of times saying "can I ask you a question?".... To which I reply, " you just did" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Annoyance:
"How many kids have you got?"
Me:
"None."
Annoyance:
"Really? Why not?"
Me:
"I don't want any."
Annoyance
"But don't you want to pass on your genes?"
Me:
Are you going to give me money to raise a child without financial stress and babysit for me when I need a break?
Annoyance:
"No. "
Me:
"Fuck off then." "
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Free now? Wanna meet?
Solitary first messages usually from profiles with no pics or details.
And. 'You convincing?', with similarly absent pleasantries or information about them.
I don't live to convince, because I'm already myself and live for me, not others. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
In no particular order:
Are you convincing - I've 50 pics up, so if you need to ask, then you probably need to book an appointment at Boots. Also, if you want that convincing, meet a real lass with a really convincing strapon.
What are you wearing - it's 2PM on a Tuesday afternoon, I'm at work. The leopard print quotient will not be high.
Want to meet NOW? - I've just got in, I've deglammed, it takes 90 minutes to glam up. You live in another time zone, want to guess at my answer?
What's your real name and what do you look like without the glam? - This question is naff beyond description and anyone silly enough to ask should be boiled in oil.
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"I can be having a normal chat with a guy & then they will ask me what I'm wearing which really pisses me off.
What the hell do they think I'm going to be wearing in the middle of the day?
What questions piss you off?"
They are hoping you will say you're wearing nothing.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can be having a normal chat with a guy & then they will ask me what I'm wearing which really pisses me off.
What the hell do they think I'm going to be wearing in the middle of the day?
What questions piss you off?
They are hoping you will say you're wearing nothing.
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Yeah, because I tend to wear nothing at 3 on a Sunday afternoon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Do you really have a time-machine?"
"Are you and Funky really the same person?"
"Can you send me a cock pic with the Sky remote for scale?" "
What you mean you and Funky are not the same person |
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""What are you into?"
"BABIES! BABIES AND BABIES AND CATS!I LOOOOOOVE CATS!!"
"What are you thinking?"
"I wonder if the body i buried last night is going to start to smell before i leave the country""
Not often do these things make me laugh as much as this one did!! Well done!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Blokes are a nightmare in general when it comes to the crunch then you also have to out the fakers on here it puts the one's that are onist and genuine down and then has to make the lady's really think feel very for some off or most of the lady's out there up to the Lady's that have to them out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey, remember me? We chatted a while back" - brand new profile no pics! Erm... Fuck no, I've been here for over four years and you might need to narrow it down a bit.
"I've just sent you a friend request, is that ok?" - what is the point of asking me if it is ok after the event? Which it very much isn't if you'd read my profile, dumb ass!
"I want to arrange something nice for my boyfriend as a surprise. He's in your area, it will be just you and him. Will you help?" - always from a couples profile! Never what I'm looking for.
"Can I cum all over those tits?" - you just blew every chance to! |
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""Do you really have a time-machine?"
"Are you and Funky really the same person?"
"Can you send me a cock pic with the Sky remote for scale?"
What you mean you and Funky are not the same person "
I never said we weren't... it's a question I/him/we get asked a lot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Do you really have a time-machine?"
"Are you and Funky really the same person?"
"Can you send me a cock pic with the Sky remote for scale?"
What you mean you and Funky are not the same person
I never said we weren't... it's a question I/him/we get asked a lot "
Phew glad you cleared that up for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What do you think of my cock pic?
How horny are you right now?
Tell my what you would like me to do to you or you to do to me.
I know youre not looking for single men, but would you make an exception for me?? I have a HUGE dick!!
AAARRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
xxx |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
""Do you really have a time-machine?"
"Are you and Funky really the same person?"
"Can you send me a cock pic with the Sky remote for scale?"
What you mean you and Funky are not the same person
I never said we weren't... it's a question I/him/we get asked a lot
Phew glad you cleared that up for me "
*scratched head* nope I am still not sure I know the right answer....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My standard answers to some common questions
- What are you up to? I'm on fab messaging you
- What are you wearing? Clothes
- What are you into? Lots of things
- What are you looking for? My marbles
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Messages from straight guys saying ,"hi fancy a meet or I would love to suck your cock etc . Even though it says on my profile that I don't meet straight guys arrrrrgggghhh |
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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago
Catthorpe |
Can I hang out of the back of you?
Can I lick you from head to toe?
When am I meating you, Sexy?
To which I often reply along the lines of:
Are you sure it's a pair of hairy balls you want to be staring at? Some interesting replies as you can imagine, gotta love fab. Not always the female replying to messages in a couple set up such as ours. Mrs N is rarely on here.
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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago
Catthorpe |
"Can I fuck you while Hubby watches and wanks?
Fuck that I love Fucking my wife too much and if we were into that I'm sure it would say on our profile Cuckholding..."
Oh jeez! Don't open that can of worms it maynot be cuckolding yer know.... |
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"Can I fuck you while Hubby watches and wanks?
Fuck that I love Fucking my wife too much and if we were into that I'm sure it would say on our profile Cuckholding...
Oh jeez! Don't open that can of worms it maynot be cuckolding yer know...."
I totally understand that some guys just love to see their wife's being fucked all over but for me I like to see my wife have fun but I will be fucking her or getting sucked... it's not as fun wanking lol |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
Howz use?
Can U accom?
Wht U lkn 4?
U ok?
Cn I suk that?
I'm Str8 bt thot I'd c if u wud suk me.
I'm Str8 bt thot I'd c if I cud suk U.
Awrite M8?
Or any other number of text speak one liners that are devoid of character, input, & literacy skills. If it's short, uninteresting & poorly put together just imagine what the sex could be like.  |
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I would try reading the ladies or couples profile first to see what they like/ dislike. Introduce yourself. Tell us a bit about yourself, what you are looking for etc. Maybe a nice complement on some pics on the profile. Attach a clear recent face pic not one taken far away, in a dark club or 10 years ago. Don't send a pic of your cock unless asked for one. Seriously we get bombarded with endless pics of cocks. A cheeky smile will get our attention over yet another cock pic everyday.
And be honest and polite. If it's a no then don't keep pestering otherwise the Block button gets pressed and it just spoils it for the genuine guys on here.
And for us Above all... be honest lads, if your married or in a relationship just say from the outset. This way if the couple or ladies decide to take it further then it's our choice, not only that if you lie and say your single and are not this causes problems when it comes to arranging the meets and in our experience the guys who lie often back out last min with some lame excuse. This I think is probably one of the main reasons you genuine guys find it a tad difficult to find meets.
You may not be everybody's cup of tea in your pic, but at least it saves the time and effort to play message tennis for a while thinking were getting somewhere then send a pic later and you get.. sorry but your not my type. It's horrible for us to do that and I can only imagine it's not nice on the receiving end, so send that pic in the first message and then you will know for sure.
Sorry for the long winded response but this is something we get quite allot of.
Hope this helps you boys xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What you up to?.... Errrm what do you think if I'm reading your message? Lol.
And Do you really have a Juicyass? Some people take my username far to literally! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I will often get approached whilst in the super markets and gets asked where certain things are. I think I must be quiet approachable or I look like I run the place...  |
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