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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just had a parcel delivered, asked my mother to open it for me, and it's my order of under bed restraints and a magic wand.....

I want the ground to swallow me up!

lol

In my defense it's not the packaging I was expecting..

Any else had something like this happen?

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By *horltzMan over a year ago

heysham

Nope , but I almost choked when I read that

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Just say it is a body massager

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Hahahahahahahahahaaaaa! That's excellent

I assume she might know of your proclivities now?

I got my corset today but the packaging for that is very identifiable.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Lol I'm a mix of mortified and giggling lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So now it maybe a good time to tell your Mum that you've been working as a magician's assistant in your spare time MissMaverick hahaha and cringe at the same time

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just say it is a body massager

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that would have worked, if it wasn't next to a box showing a woman restrained on a bed

hahahaha. Oh god lol

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

just say a mate had it delivered to yours

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes. My german shepherd puppy likes to open my mail. Had some sexy undies delivered and he ripped the box. My son who comes to tend to the pup when we are at work found them, picked them.up and put them on the table

Luckily he is broad minded lol.

Not as bad as when the gas man came and my last gsd came flying down the stairs with my bra wrapped around his ears carrying my dildo. It's a pickle, acknowledge or ignore??? I ignored it lol

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