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no such thing as big cock anymore
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I have a bucket clunge so nothing even touches the side any more, men are useless and just cannot satisfy any more. I blame my love of cucumbers.
Pls help.  |
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"I have a bucket clunge so nothing even touches the side any more, men are useless and just cannot satisfy any more. I blame my love of cucumbers.
Pls help. "
Have you thought of breaking away from a cucumber and considering a marrow?  |
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"I have a bucket clunge so nothing even touches the side any more, men are useless and just cannot satisfy any more. I blame my love of cucumbers.
Pls help. "
Maybe the BBC can help? People are always mentioning them in relation to bigger members. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe you should try stealing a fire extinguisher from your local pub or supermarket- much bigger and you can still get filled up by a nice dollop of something moist  "
It actually echoes! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a bucket clunge so nothing even touches the side any more, men are useless and just cannot satisfy any more. I blame my love of cucumbers.
Pls help. "
PMSL. You forgot the 'no offence meant' crap. That instantly turns this into a look at me thread. Shame on you and your bucket.
PMSL so much that it reminds me I really should do my pelvic floor exercises. |
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By *haunMan
over a year ago
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"I have a bucket clunge so nothing even touches the side any more, men are useless and just cannot satisfy any more. I blame my love of cucumbers.
Pls help. "
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Are you sure it is that?
Is it not that us men over estimate our 'bigger than average' cock size and actually we are all pencil thin dicks and you are just actually normal size.
All be it... someone who has a love for cucumbers.
Don't know how eating cucumber will help the problem? but I suppose anything that could help is work trying.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"worms dangling in buckets all over the place today"
Worm is too big for mine. More like a maggot but my balls dangle so far the reach the floor....a well documented urban legend on Fab |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"worms dangling in buckets all over the place today
Worm is too big for mine. More like a maggot but my balls dangle so far the reach the floor....a well documented urban legend on Fab "
hahaha they got a mention off me just a few hours ago |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"worms dangling in buckets all over the place today
Worm is too big for mine. More like a maggot but my balls dangle so far the reach the floor....a well documented urban legend on Fab
hahaha they got a mention off me just a few hours ago "
Really  Where? I missed that!  |
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"I have a bucket clunge so nothing even touches the side any more, men are useless and just cannot satisfy any more. I blame my love of cucumbers.
Pls help. "
I find a small but sturdy plank across the guy's chest negates the danger of slipping into the void, and of course instant suffocation. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"worms dangling in buckets all over the place today
Worm is too big for mine. More like a maggot but my balls dangle so far the reach the floor....a well documented urban legend on Fab
hahaha they got a mention off me just a few hours ago Really Where? I missed that! "
bear with me see if i can find it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"worms dangling in buckets all over the place today
Worm is too big for mine. More like a maggot but my balls dangle so far the reach the floor....a well documented urban legend on Fab
hahaha they got a mention off me just a few hours ago Really Where? I missed that!
bear with me see if i can find it"
the 'which forum member makes you laugh' thread |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a bucket clunge so nothing even touches the side any more, men are useless and just cannot satisfy any more. I blame my love of cucumbers.
Pls help.
I find a small but sturdy plank across the guy's chest negates the danger of slipping into the void, and of course instant suffocation. "
I prefer the term "super massive black hole" myself  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a bucket clunge so nothing even touches the side any more, men are useless and just cannot satisfy any more. I blame my love of cucumbers.
Pls help. "
well done hahahHhahahahahha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a bucket clunge so nothing even touches the side any more, men are useless and just cannot satisfy any more. I blame my love of cucumbers.
Pls help. "
Put some Metallica on the stereo, give me a snorkel and I'll just stick my head up there. I will literally head bang you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"worms dangling in buckets all over the place today
Worm is too big for mine. More like a maggot but my balls dangle so far the reach the floor....a well documented urban legend on Fab
hahaha they got a mention off me just a few hours ago Really Where? I missed that!
bear with me see if i can find it
the 'which forum member makes you laugh' thread"
found it |
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"I have a bucket clunge so nothing even touches the side any more, men are useless and just cannot satisfy any more. I blame my love of cucumbers.
Pls help.
I find a small but sturdy plank across the guy's chest negates the danger of slipping into the void, and of course instant suffocation.
I prefer the term "super massive black hole" myself "
cue theme tune to long running sci fi series..
to boldly go ..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"worms dangling in buckets all over the place today
Worm is too big for mine. More like a maggot but my balls dangle so far the reach the floor....a well documented urban legend on Fab
hahaha they got a mention off me just a few hours ago Really Where? I missed that!
bear with me see if i can find it
the 'which forum member makes you laugh' thread found it "
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"I have a bucket clunge so nothing even touches the side any more, men are useless and just cannot satisfy any more. I blame my love of cucumbers.
Pls help. "
Now if only there was a huge cock available, one so ginormous that it will fill the vast depths..
anyone seen such a cock anywhere..???? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Apparently there are exercises that fix this...... you might wanna try those otherwise all you are going to get is facetious responses, which is NOT what this forum is all about!  "
I can assure you that this is a very sarcastic thread. My foofoo is on fine form |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right Miss Harley, i'm on my way over- i have rope, a harness, my head torch- i'm off to map the inner depths of your lady cave "
Brilliant
No pick axes or gaffer tape though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I tried a cock pump to enlarge my sorry member but it sucked my balls in instead and turned my scrotum into a slingshot. Tries to pull the fucker off and it nearly shot my balls into my eye  |
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Afternoon Mr ddc!"
Afternoon, Harley!
I'm afraid I'm just dipping in and out whenever I put the kettle on.
Mrs ddc has me out in the garden trimming her massive bush
(Which sounded much more appealing when she first suggested it, before I realised I'd misunderstood )
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"Apparently there are exercises that fix this...... you might wanna try those otherwise all you are going to get is facetious responses, which is NOT what this forum is all about!
I can assure you that this is a very sarcastic thread. My foofoo is on fine form "
As was my response  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics
well thats not tight is it"
You do know how babies are born don't you? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics
well thats not tight is it
You do know how babies are born don't you? "
I thought that storks brought the babies? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics
well thats not tight is it
You do know how babies are born don't you? "
I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.
She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics
well thats not tight is it
You do know how babies are born don't you?
I thought that storks brought the babies?"
I wish they did |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics
well thats not tight is it
You do know how babies are born don't you?
I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.
She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah
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And on that note im outta here as I want to be able to still post in the forums |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics
well thats not tight is it
You do know how babies are born don't you?
I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.
She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah
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What do you mean, "respect for herself"? |
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"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics
well thats not tight is it
You do know how babies are born don't you?
I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.
She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah
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Well she sounds boring. No offence |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics
well thats not tight is it
You do know how babies are born don't you?
I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.
She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah
What do you mean, "respect for herself"?"
You know what I mean.
f this I am going out to look for a nice women. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics
well thats not tight is it
You do know how babies are born don't you?
I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.
She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah
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If she had respect for herself I hope she didn't let you fuck her. If she did, then she obviously didn't have respect for herself. |
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"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics
well thats not tight is it
You do know how babies are born don't you?
I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.
She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah
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I use dildos everyday, doesn't mean my cunt is like the Mersey Tunnel |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics
well thats not tight is it
You do know how babies are born don't you?
I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.
She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah
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think shes just damn lucky |
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"I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.
She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah
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You're implying that women who 'sleep around' and use dildos have no respect for themselves.. If that's how you feel then you're in the wrong place.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics
well thats not tight is it
You do know how babies are born don't you?
I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.
She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah
What do you mean, "respect for herself"?
You know what I mean.
f this I am going out to look for a nice women. "
No I don't.
Maybe you should buck up and be man enough to back up your ridiculous statements. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.
She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah
You're implying that women who 'sleep around' and use dildos have no respect for themselves.. If that's how you feel then you're in the wrong place.
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I bet he never has a wank |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics
well thats not tight is it
You do know how babies are born don't you?
I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.
She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah
If she had respect for herself I hope she didn't let you fuck her. If she did, then she obviously didn't have respect for herself."
Well that is your opinion that is why you got your boobs and fanny on display |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.
She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah
You're implying that women who 'sleep around' and use dildos have no respect for themselves.. If that's how you feel then you're in the wrong place.
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I have a charming selection of dildos... Does that mean I don't respect myself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics
well thats not tight is it
You do know how babies are born don't you?
I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.
She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah
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Aaaah, good to see misogyny alive and well in this day and age... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics
well thats not tight is it
You do know how babies are born don't you?
I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.
She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah
If she had respect for herself I hope she didn't let you fuck her. If she did, then she obviously didn't have respect for herself.
Well that is your opinion that is why you got your boobs and fanny on display "
Sorry mate, but how many cock photos do YOU have on display? What's good for the goose is equally as good for the gander. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics
well thats not tight is it
You do know how babies are born don't you?
I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.
She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah
What do you mean, "respect for herself"?
You know what I mean.
f this I am going out to look for a nice women.
No I don't.
Maybe you should buck up and be man enough to back up your ridiculous statements."
What ever! As we say more fish in the sea. I will find some one nice and tight hahahhahahah
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"I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.
She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah
You're implying that women who 'sleep around' and use dildos have no respect for themselves.. If that's how you feel then you're in the wrong place.
I bet he never has a wank "
That would be disrespectful to his temple body |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.
She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah
You're implying that women who 'sleep around' and use dildos have no respect for themselves.. If that's how you feel then you're in the wrong place.
I have a charming selection of dildos... Does that mean I don't respect myself "
Id love to disrespect you with a dildo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics
well thats not tight is it
You do know how babies are born don't you?
I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.
She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah
If she had respect for herself I hope she didn't let you fuck her. If she did, then she obviously didn't have respect for herself.
Well that is your opinion that is why you got your boobs and fanny on display
Sorry mate, but how many cock photos do YOU have on display? What's good for the goose is equally as good for the gander."
What ever b had a good look at your photos |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics
well thats not tight is it
You do know how babies are born don't you?
I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.
She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah
If she had respect for herself I hope she didn't let you fuck her. If she did, then she obviously didn't have respect for herself.
Well that is your opinion that is why you got your boobs and fanny on display "
My boobs are on display, my fanny isn't. Not that you can see as I blocked you after you kept pestering me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics
well thats not tight is it
You do know how babies are born don't you?
I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.
She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah
If she had respect for herself I hope she didn't let you fuck her. If she did, then she obviously didn't have respect for herself.
Well that is your opinion that is why you got your boobs and fanny on display
My boobs are on display, my fanny isn't. Not that you can see as I blocked you after you kept pestering me."
Hahahhaah brilliant |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics
well thats not tight is it
You do know how babies are born don't you?
I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.
She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah
If she had respect for herself I hope she didn't let you fuck her. If she did, then she obviously didn't have respect for herself.
Well that is your opinion that is why you got your boobs and fanny on display
Sorry mate, but how many cock photos do YOU have on display? What's good for the goose is equally as good for the gander.
What ever b had a good look at your photos "
A face photo, a photo of my arse - shock horror!!!!! - a photo of my clothed torso and a pair of stockinged legs.
Your point being? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics
well thats not tight is it
You do know how babies are born don't you?
I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.
She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah
If she had respect for herself I hope she didn't let you fuck her. If she did, then she obviously didn't have respect for herself.
Well that is your opinion that is why you got your boobs and fanny on display
My boobs are on display, my fanny isn't. Not that you can see as I blocked you after you kept pestering me."
Who cares cause I do not. Your not the only women |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics
well thats not tight is it
You do know how babies are born don't you?
I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.
She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah
If she had respect for herself I hope she didn't let you fuck her. If she did, then she obviously didn't have respect for herself.
Well that is your opinion that is why you got your boobs and fanny on display
Sorry mate, but how many cock photos do YOU have on display? What's good for the goose is equally as good for the gander.
What ever b had a good look at your photos
A face photo, a photo of my arse - shock horror!!!!! - a photo of my clothed torso and a pair of stockinged legs.
Your point being?"
A photo of your arse on a swingers site.
Good god girl, have some respect. You should be wearing a nuns habit in all your pics |
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"I have a bucket clunge so nothing even touches the side any more, men are useless and just cannot satisfy any more. I blame my love of cucumbers.
Pls help.
Maybe the BBC can help? People are always mentioning them in relation to bigger members."
its all bacause of the huge!!!!!!!!!!!! licence fee lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics
well thats not tight is it
You do know how babies are born don't you?
I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.
She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah
If she had respect for herself I hope she didn't let you fuck her. If she did, then she obviously didn't have respect for herself.
Well that is your opinion that is why you got your boobs and fanny on display
Sorry mate, but how many cock photos do YOU have on display? What's good for the goose is equally as good for the gander.
What ever b had a good look at your photos
A face photo, a photo of my arse - shock horror!!!!! - a photo of my clothed torso and a pair of stockinged legs.
Your point being?
A photo of your arse on a swingers site.
Good god girl, have some respect. You should be wearing a nuns habit in all your pics "
I know! I'm such a naughty bad little slut |
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"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics
well thats not tight is it
You do know how babies are born don't you?
I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.
She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah
If she had respect for herself I hope she didn't let you fuck her. If she did, then she obviously didn't have respect for herself.
Well that is your opinion that is why you got your boobs and fanny on display
My boobs are on display, my fanny isn't. Not that you can see as I blocked you after you kept pestering me.
Who cares cause I do not. Your not the only women "
Might be an idea to stop commenting now Hun! You're not showing yourself in a terribly good light!! |
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"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics
well thats not tight is it
You do know how babies are born don't you?
I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.
She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah
If she had respect for herself I hope she didn't let you fuck her. If she did, then she obviously didn't have respect for herself.
Well that is your opinion that is why you got your boobs and fanny on display
My boobs are on display, my fanny isn't. Not that you can see as I blocked you after you kept pestering me.
Who cares cause I do not. Your not the only women
Might be an idea to stop commenting now Hun! You're not showing yourself in a terribly good light!! "
I think he'll have even less luck on here if he carries on. Like, minus figures |
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"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics
well thats not tight is it
You do know how babies are born don't you?
I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.
She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah
If she had respect for herself I hope she didn't let you fuck her. If she did, then she obviously didn't have respect for herself.
Well that is your opinion that is why you got your boobs and fanny on display
My boobs are on display, my fanny isn't. Not that you can see as I blocked you after you kept pestering me.
Who cares cause I do not. Your not the only women
Might be an idea to stop commenting now Hun! You're not showing yourself in a terribly good light!!
I think he'll have even less luck on here if he carries on. Like, minus figures "
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"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics
well thats not tight is it
You do know how babies are born don't you?
I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.
She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah
If she had respect for herself I hope she didn't let you fuck her. If she did, then she obviously didn't have respect for herself.
Well that is your opinion that is why you got your boobs and fanny on display
My boobs are on display, my fanny isn't. Not that you can see as I blocked you after you kept pestering me.
Who cares cause I do not. Your not the only women
Might be an idea to stop commenting now Hun! You're not showing yourself in a terribly good light!!
I think he'll have even less luck on here if he carries on. Like, minus figures
who cares I will just go out clubbing "
Apparently you can buy pills on the internet to "grow" a bigger cock im sure there was a thread about it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics
well thats not tight is it
You do know how babies are born don't you?
I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.
She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah
If she had respect for herself I hope she didn't let you fuck her. If she did, then she obviously didn't have respect for herself.
Well that is your opinion that is why you got your boobs and fanny on display
My boobs are on display, my fanny isn't. Not that you can see as I blocked you after you kept pestering me.
Who cares cause I do not. Your not the only women
Might be an idea to stop commenting now Hun! You're not showing yourself in a terribly good light!!
I think he'll have even less luck on here if he carries on. Like, minus figures
who cares I will just go out clubbing "
You admit to clubbing women round the head to get them to sleep with you? |
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"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics
well thats not tight is it
You do know how babies are born don't you?
I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.
She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah
If she had respect for herself I hope she didn't let you fuck her. If she did, then she obviously didn't have respect for herself.
Well that is your opinion that is why you got your boobs and fanny on display
My boobs are on display, my fanny isn't. Not that you can see as I blocked you after you kept pestering me.
Who cares cause I do not. Your not the only women
Might be an idea to stop commenting now Hun! You're not showing yourself in a terribly good light!!
I think he'll have even less luck on here if he carries on. Like, minus figures
who cares I will just go out clubbing
You admit to clubbing women round the head to get them to sleep with you? "
This is getting boring now.
get a life |
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"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics
well thats not tight is it
You do know how babies are born don't you?
I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.
She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah
If she had respect for herself I hope she didn't let you fuck her. If she did, then she obviously didn't have respect for herself.
Well that is your opinion that is why you got your boobs and fanny on display
My boobs are on display, my fanny isn't. Not that you can see as I blocked you after you kept pestering me.
Who cares cause I do not. Your not the only women
Might be an idea to stop commenting now Hun! You're not showing yourself in a terribly good light!!
I think he'll have even less luck on here if he carries on. Like, minus figures
who cares I will just go out clubbing
You admit to clubbing women round the head to get them to sleep with you?
This is getting boring now.
get a life "
I have a life! One where I don't have to insult the genitals of others. I suggest you try it. |
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"I have a bucket clunge so nothing even touches the side any more, men are useless and just cannot satisfy any more. I blame my love of cucumbers.
Pls help.
Maybe the BBC can help? People are always mentioning them in relation to bigger members."
But then they always end up losing out to Sky |
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"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics
well thats not tight is it
You do know how babies are born don't you?
I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.
She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah
If she had respect for herself I hope she didn't let you fuck her. If she did, then she obviously didn't have respect for herself.
Well that is your opinion that is why you got your boobs and fanny on display
Sorry mate, but how many cock photos do YOU have on display? What's good for the goose is equally as good for the gander.
What ever b had a good look at your photos
A face photo, a photo of my arse - shock horror!!!!! - a photo of my clothed torso and a pair of stockinged legs.
Your point being?
A photo of your arse on a swingers site.
Good god girl, have some respect. You should be wearing a nuns habit in all your pics
I know! I'm such a naughty bad little slut "
I do hope so |
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"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics
well thats not tight is it
You do know how babies are born don't you?
I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.
She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah
If she had respect for herself I hope she didn't let you fuck her. If she did, then she obviously didn't have respect for herself.
Well that is your opinion that is why you got your boobs and fanny on display
Sorry mate, but how many cock photos do YOU have on display? What's good for the goose is equally as good for the gander.
What ever b had a good look at your photos
A face photo, a photo of my arse - shock horror!!!!! - a photo of my clothed torso and a pair of stockinged legs.
Your point being?
A photo of your arse on a swingers site.
Good god girl, have some respect. You should be wearing a nuns habit in all your pics
I know! I'm such a naughty bad little slut
I do hope so "
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.
She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah
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did she sleep around with you????
you know you ought to engage with your brain (not that brain) before typing.........
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"I can fit the big end of a wine bottle up my chuff but sadly fab removed the pics
well thats not tight is it
You do know how babies are born don't you?
I have meet a women who has had three babies she was still tight cause she had respect for herself.
She never slept about and did bot use dildos. hahahhaah
If she had respect for herself I hope she didn't let you fuck her. If she did, then she obviously didn't have respect for herself.
Well that is your opinion that is why you got your boobs and fanny on display
My boobs are on display, my fanny isn't. Not that you can see as I blocked you after you kept pestering me.
Who cares cause I do not. Your not the only women
Might be an idea to stop commenting now Hun! You're not showing yourself in a terribly good light!!
I think he'll have even less luck on here if he carries on. Like, minus figures
who cares I will just go out clubbing
You admit to clubbing women round the head to get them to sleep with you? "
Come on it's a cheaper alternative to rohyphnol! The guy needs help to get that tight pussy. |
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"Right Miss Harley, i'm on my way over- i have rope, a harness, my head torch- i'm off to map the inner depths of your lady cave
Brilliant
No pick axes or gaffer tape though."
No gaffer tape, so it can't be an engineering problem as tape fixes all of those. |
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"I have a bucket clunge so nothing even touches the side any more, men are useless and just cannot satisfy any more. I blame my love of cucumbers.
Pls help. "
have you tried a baseball bat ? seriuoiusly how come you dont have a tight one, you still young |
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"I have a bucket clunge so nothing even touches the side any more, men are useless and just cannot satisfy any more. I blame my love of cucumbers.
Pls help.
have you tried a baseball bat ? seriuoiusly how come you dont have a tight one, you still young"
Sarcastic thread... Do you really think I would advertise the state of my foofoo on here |
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"I have a bucket clunge so nothing even touches the side any more, men are useless and just cannot satisfy any more. I blame my love of cucumbers.
Pls help. "
Would the lady care to indulge in some spelunking? |
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"I have a bucket clunge so nothing even touches the side any more, men are useless and just cannot satisfy any more. I blame my love of cucumbers.
Pls help. "
Spray vinegar diluted with little water on your pink matter it'll make the skin around it tighten up for a while = Problem solved |
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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago
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"I have a bucket clunge so nothing even touches the side any more, men are useless and just cannot satisfy any more. I blame my love of cucumbers.
Pls help. "
Er, we can confirm that they do from a meet...... Wowza!!!! |
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"I have a bucket clunge so nothing even touches the side any more, men are useless and just cannot satisfy any more. I blame my love of cucumbers.
Pls help. "
Don't worry, there's always marrows |
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"I have a bucket clunge so nothing even touches the side any more, men are useless and just cannot satisfy any more. I blame my love of cucumbers.
Pls help.
have you tried a baseball bat ? seriuoiusly how come you dont have a tight one, you still young
Sarcastic thread... Do you really think I would advertise the state of my foofoo on here "
oh sorry, you are right. its a private issue. sorry i was just being curious |
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