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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

You go on a website and have to scroll to bottom of page to find year of birth

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"You go on a website and have to scroll to bottom of page to find year of birth "

...or when you view the line-up for Glastonbury and recognise three acts on the list

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You are 42 in July ! Yikes !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You are 42 in July ! Yikes !!!! "

Nipper

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By *issmorganWoman  over a year ago

Calderdale innit

You find yourself saying"it wasnt like thay when i was young ".

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You no longer want to go in a night club

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You are 42 in July ! Yikes !!!!

Nipper "

Haha don't bloody feel it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Ohhhhhhhh I beg to differ. A night club seems awesome

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Lot's of scantily dressed females.as long as they turn music down about ten

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol

I realised I was getting on a bit more than I thought when I was in a kebab shop late at night a few years ago. A uniformed copper came in to grab a kebab and I thought he looked to young to be one, especially with his at the time trendy Beckham style fauxhawk.

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By *oachman 9CoolMan  over a year ago

derby


"You no longer want to go in a night club "

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By *hyllyphyllyMan  over a year ago

Bradford

When you are at college and your 1st job was 5 years before your classmates were born

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By *oe bloggs69Man  over a year ago

fife


"You go on a website and have to scroll to bottom of page to find year of birth

...or when you view the line-up for Glastonbury and recognise three acts on the list"

that's only because the other acts are shit!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

or when your kids start telling you to grow up cos im supposedly too old to speak/dress/do all these things i still insist on doing

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By *oe bloggs69Man  over a year ago

fife


"You no longer want to go in a night club "
never wanted to go in a night club,I'm more of a rock joint type o guy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You no longer want to go in a night club "

When people don't hand you a flyer promoting a nightclub.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you can't get off your knees as easy as you used too lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

When you have no idea who Clara amfo is.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You take a snooze after dinner.

No? Just me?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When you can't get off your knees as easy as you used too lol "

Whatever are you doing on your Knees

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"You go on a website and have to scroll to bottom of page to find year of birth

...or when you view the line-up for Glastonbury and recognise three acts on the listthat's only because the other acts are shit!"

I'll be watching Chemical Bros tho

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When you can't get off your knees as easy as you used too lol "
Really !!!!

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By *mmabluTV/TS  over a year ago

upton wirral


"When you can't get off your knees as easy as you used too lol "

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

You realise you have more beige clothes than you used to, and you actually read the Saga holiday brochure

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you dye your beard green.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You realise you have more beige clothes than you used to, and you actually read the Saga holiday brochure "

shhhhhhhhhhh saga havent got the whisper yet about my age - think ive been missed off the list

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By *ibbyhunterCouple  over a year ago

keighley

When you watch the old grey whistle test ( like now ) and you've heard of every band that's been on,

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By *uperock99Man  over a year ago

Milton Keynes

When you start looking for motorbikes again to buy after many years of driving a car only.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Its about 7.30 on a Friday night, and your in your extremely tidy shed, starting your onions off.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When you have no idea who Clara amfo is. "
Clara who?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When u find a grey pube lol x

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By *andp01Couple  over a year ago

here n there


"You no longer want to go in a night club "

Or like us you've never been in a night club, been to a few disco's !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You fall off a horse and you don't bounce as well as you used to

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you'd rather listen to radio 2 not radio 1!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

when you follow through in your kecks in a pub,shop or the street and just carry on as though nothing has happened and don't care what others think

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When the Barber offers to trim your eye brows.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"when you follow through in your kecks in a pub,shop or the street and just carry on as though nothing has happened and don't care what others think"

if you are speaking from experience you may just have lessened your chances on here - of course it might just be an observation of elder friends

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When the Barber offers to trim your eye brows."

Happened to me the other day! I asked her if that meant I was old and she just smiled, bitch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"when you follow through in your kecks in a pub,shop or the street and just carry on as though nothing has happened and don't care what others think

if you are speaking from experience you may just have lessened your chances on here - of course it might just be an observation of elder friends "

nooo..I have never done it..not yet anyway..but it will most proberly come to me somtime in the future..?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When the Barber offers to trim your eye brows."

...and your ears.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

When your watching porn and your thinking nice curtains and doesn't that be look comfy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When the Barber offers to trim your eye brows.

...and your ears."

and the hairs from your nose

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

When Tanganyika still sounds like it should be on the map, rather than it being some new fad from Korea.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"when you follow through in your kecks in a pub,shop or the street and just carry on as though nothing has happened and don't care what others think

if you are speaking from experience you may just have lessened your chances on here - of course it might just be an observation of elder friends

nooo..I have never done it..not yet anyway..but it will most proberly come to me somtime in the future..? "

redeemed yourself then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"when you follow through in your kecks in a pub,shop or the street and just carry on as though nothing has happened and don't care what others think

if you are speaking from experience you may just have lessened your chances on here - of course it might just be an observation of elder friends

nooo..I have never done it..not yet anyway..but it will most proberly come to me somtime in the future..?

redeemed yourself then "

thank you..but for how long..? ill start wearing 2 pairs of underkecks from now on just incase..?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"when you follow through in your kecks in a pub,shop or the street and just carry on as though nothing has happened and don't care what others think

if you are speaking from experience you may just have lessened your chances on here - of course it might just be an observation of elder friends

nooo..I have never done it..not yet anyway..but it will most proberly come to me somtime in the future..?

redeemed yourself then

thank you..but for how long..? ill start wearing 2 pairs of underkecks from now on just incase..? "

nah thats just twice as much washing if you start - think youre safe for a while yet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When you have no idea who Clara amfo is. "

Clara amfo..Wwwwwwhhhhhhoooooo ???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You get up and the kids think you've put popcorn in the microwave

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"when you follow through in your kecks in a pub,shop or the street and just carry on as though nothing has happened and don't care what others think

if you are speaking from experience you may just have lessened your chances on here - of course it might just be an observation of elder friends

nooo..I have never done it..not yet anyway..but it will most proberly come to me somtime in the future..?

redeemed yourself then

thank you..but for how long..? ill start wearing 2 pairs of underkecks from now on just incase..?

nah thats just twice as much washing if you start - think youre safe for a while yet"

fuck washing them..ill just run them under the tap for a minute or two..rinse them out and dry them in the microwave..sorted..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You look at the police and think. Christ have they even reached puberty! !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When beverages after 9pm result in a broken night's sleep.

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"When you dye your beard green."

It's African violet at the moment and it's part of my self imposed midlife crisis

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

When you get aging spots below your eyes I have them

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By *uby0000Woman  over a year ago

hertfordshire

when I sleep my hubby often wakes me to make sure im not dead

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When everything played on Radio 1 sounds like white noise.

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