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over a year ago
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Is it me or is it the least sexually appealing word ever?
Using it in a joking way or as a pet name - though mine's my foofoo, but not in intimate situations - yeah, but if anyone called it that in the bedroom I'd crack up laughing or cringe with embarrassment  |
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"Is it me or is it the least sexually appealing word ever?
Using it in a joking way or as a pet name - though mine's my foofoo, but not in intimate situations - yeah, but if anyone called it that in the bedroom I'd crack up laughing or cringe with embarrassment "
Fair comment.
What would you suggest instead? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Is it me or is it the least sexually appealing word ever?
Using it in a joking way or as a pet name - though mine's my foofoo, but not in intimate situations - yeah, but if anyone called it that in the bedroom I'd crack up laughing or cringe with embarrassment
Fair comment.
What would you suggest instead?"
In the bedroom, I use pussy, but I can understand that people might find that ridiculous too. I think twat and c*nt are too vulgar. |
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"In the bedroom, I use pussy, but I can understand that people might find that ridiculous too. I think twat and c*nt are too vulgar."
I tell my 6 yr old daughter that those are her 'lady bits' - seems like an accurate euphemism? |
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it depends who im with at the time..? if im with a nice sensual lady then I call it the yoni or mound of venus..if im with an old brass or fishwife then its the minge or twat or something of a similar nature..? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My great grandma was called Fanny so it's not a word I would use for my foofi, I usually call mine a pussy if being sexual 
Another Granny Fanny
Yeah, you do mean my great gran don't ya "
I don't have personal knowledge of your foof, so yeah, your Great Granny Fanny   |
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"I'm thinking Minge trumps it for unsexy
its same for men though too..dick or cock or bollocks don't sound real sexy for a mans private bits neither.  "
It depends. There is a lady on here who makes "Can I suck your cock" sound like a sonnet. |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
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"It's a term which doesn't seem to be very popular now.The word which really makes me cringe is "willy".I sometimes see it in the forums and think how old are...  "
Noooooooo!!!! I say willy because if I said the c word I would feel like I was swearing
On a separate note I have a flower day by day and a cunt when I am being sexual  |
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"Flange does appeal to my engineering side though- how can you not love a nice flange?
Why must you be so seductive and sexy."
It's a natural talent I have which is why I'm always elbow deep in clunge |
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"Flange does appeal to my engineering side though- how can you not love a nice flange?
Why must you be so seductive and sexy.
It's a natural talent I have which is why I'm always elbow deep in clunge "
 you're not getting elbow deep in MY clunge! |
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I hate the word. But that's down to a bad childhood experience which made me hate the Welsh accent at the same time.
I was on holiday with family at the age of about 5-6 and there was this Welsh woman next door who was as rough as a dog's arse.
She was holidaying alone but always brought strange men back to her room. One night I was kept awake by what sounded like an asthmatic whale before she shouted at the top of her lungs: "Owh ye, put yer face in ma fuckin' fanny!" and continued howling like a donkey...
I climbed into bed with Mum and Dad that night and the Welsh accent made my skin crawl for years after that, lol.
- Amy. x |
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"I hate the word. But that's down to a bad childhood experience which made me hate the Welsh accent at the same time.
I was on holiday with family at the age of about 5-6 and there was this Welsh woman next door who was as rough as a dog's arse.
She was holidaying alone but always brought strange men back to her room. One night I was kept awake by what sounded like an asthmatic whale before she shouted at the top of her lungs: "Owh ye, put yer face in ma fuckin' fanny!" and continued howling like a donkey...
I climbed into bed with Mum and Dad that night and the Welsh accent made my skin crawl for years after that, lol.
- Amy. x"
That just reminds me of the first Inbetweeners Movie |
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"Flange does appeal to my engineering side though- how can you not love a nice flange?
Why must you be so seductive and sexy.
It's a natural talent I have which is why I'm always elbow deep in clunge
you're not getting elbow deep in MY clunge!"
I'll stop at the wrist then  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Flange does appeal to my engineering side though- how can you not love a nice flange?
Why must you be so seductive and sexy.
It's a natural talent I have which is why I'm always elbow deep in clunge
you're not getting elbow deep in MY clunge!
I'll stop at the wrist then "
You won't get that far sweetie... |
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"Flange does appeal to my engineering side though- how can you not love a nice flange?
Why must you be so seductive and sexy.
It's a natural talent I have which is why I'm always elbow deep in clunge
you're not getting elbow deep in MY clunge!
I'll stop at the wrist then
You won't get that far sweetie..."
Ooooo, you tight little minx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Flange does appeal to my engineering side though- how can you not love a nice flange?
Why must you be so seductive and sexy.
It's a natural talent I have which is why I'm always elbow deep in clunge
you're not getting elbow deep in MY clunge!
I'll stop at the wrist then
You won't get that far sweetie...
Ooooo, you tight little minx "
Tight's the word for it babe |
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"Is it me or is it the least sexually appealing word ever?
Using it in a joking way or as a pet name - though mine's my foofoo, but not in intimate situations - yeah, but if anyone called it that in the bedroom I'd crack up laughing or cringe with embarrassment "
Hate it too |
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"I hate the word. But that's down to a bad childhood experience which made me hate the Welsh accent at the same time.
I was on holiday with family at the age of about 5-6 and there was this Welsh woman next door who was as rough as a dog's arse.
She was holidaying alone but always brought strange men back to her room. One night I was kept awake by what sounded like an asthmatic whale before she shouted at the top of her lungs: "Owh ye, put yer face in ma fuckin' fanny!" and continued howling like a donkey...
I climbed into bed with Mum and Dad that night and the Welsh accent made my skin crawl for years after that, lol.
- Amy. x
That just reminds me of the first Inbetweeners Movie "
Trust me, it wasn't far off.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is it me or is it the least sexually appealing word ever?
Using it in a joking way or as a pet name - though mine's my foofoo, but not in intimate situations - yeah, but if anyone called it that in the bedroom I'd crack up laughing or cringe with embarrassment
Fair comment.
What would you suggest instead?
In the bedroom, I use pussy, but I can understand that people might find that ridiculous too. I think twat and c*nt are too vulgar."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Usually use pussy altho cunt pops out in the heat of the moment sometimes
Fanny is a good word for joking tho, my bits are usually just cock altho our pet name is lil nez |
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