OMG!
I just discovered Mrs ddc has been cheating on me!
She snuck in two diet days last week, so is now 'technically' slightly* lighter than me. Grrrrr.
Any chance of sympathy? I have chocolate refridgerator cake that I probably ought to share now....
Mr.ddc
* I only say 'slightly' because if she discovers it's actually 3lbs, she'll be all over that Schadenfreude thread  |
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"Unless you've both piled it on since the pics were taken you currently have up I fail to see why either of you are on a diet."
Why do you think I never show my face, it's always purple from having to suck my belly in!
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"Unless you've both piled it on since the pics were taken you currently have up I fail to see why either of you are on a diet.
Why do you think I never show my face, it's always purple from having to suck my belly in!
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* I only say 'slightly' because if she discovers it's actually 3lbs, she'll be all over that Schadenfreude thread "
OMG, no wonder you went all coy and changed the subject when I asked.
I feel the need to high five someone.
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It's been a tough six weeks: slipping Mrs ddc an extra potato, putting caster sugar in her jar of Canderel, tempting her with strawberry and double-cream choux ring, not letting her go on top so I get all the exercise, but finally all my hard work has paid off:
0.4lbs lighter 
Revenge is sweet
(and no longer sugar-free)
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OMFG, I can't believe I've been duped and set up!
We just went food shopping and he mercilessly teased me whenever we passed any tempting goodies. FFS, he even put back his Yorkie (not for girls) triple pack so what chance have I got?
Mrs DDC
(Psst he's out of the room, I could put some sugar in his tea.  ) |
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"OMFG, I can't believe I've been duped and set up!
We just went food shopping and he mercilessly teased me whenever we passed any tempting goodies. FFS, he even put back his Yorkie (not for girls) triple pack so what chance have I got?
Mrs DDC
(Psst he's out of the room, I could put some sugar in his tea. )"
You'be obviously got to keep a closer eye on that rascal and his dirty tricks
Revenge should be meted out. .. maybe swarping salt for his sugar ?  |
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"It's been a tough six weeks: slipping Mrs ddc an extra potato, putting caster sugar in her jar of Canderel, tempting her with strawberry and double-cream choux ring, not letting her go on top so I get all the exercise, but finally all my hard work has paid off:
0.4lbs lighter
Revenge is sweet
(and no longer sugar-free)
Mr ddc"
When she's asleep, every hour rub sugared butter around her mouth. She'll lick it off without realising. |
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"It's been a tough six weeks: slipping Mrs ddc an extra potato, putting caster sugar in her jar of Canderel, tempting her with strawberry and double-cream choux ring, not letting her go on top so I get all the exercise, but finally all my hard work has paid off:
0.4lbs lighter
Revenge is sweet
(and no longer sugar-free)
Mr ddc
When she's asleep, every hour rub sugared butter around her mouth. She'll lick it off without realising. "
Applause for the funniest thing I've read all day.
I salute you sir. Well played. |
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By *ola.Woman
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"It's been a tough six weeks: slipping Mrs ddc an extra potato, putting caster sugar in her jar of Canderel, tempting her with strawberry and double-cream choux ring, not letting her go on top so I get all the exercise, but finally all my hard work has paid off:
0.4lbs lighter
Revenge is sweet
(and no longer sugar-free)
Mr ddc
When she's asleep, every hour rub sugared butter around her mouth. She'll lick it off without realising. "
Or smear it round your cock, you will have double the fun...knowing she has eaten extra calories as well as having a great bj. |
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