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Worst chat up lines you have had???
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My baby sleeps the whole night through seriously he won't wake"
The fact you would invite a stranger into your house with kids as a sexual liason could not be a bigger turn off...and disturbing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""My baby sleeps the whole night through seriously he won't wake"
The fact you would invite a stranger into your house with kids as a sexual liason could not be a bigger turn off...and disturbing"
Yes that's very creepy! Like just ew |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For a laugh i messaged circa 30 locals on a chat site called SCOUT this intro message...
"It may be a bit soon, however, will you marry me?"
On scout women get hounded by random guys globally to the point they ignore everyone.
This message caught their, attention... of the 30 i messaged 20 replied and only one said no. People where throwing mobile numbers at me(i never ask for them).. it was a bazaar night.
A small minority said its too soon... to which i replied...
"Okay, im willing to compromise and wait 24hrs"
"Primark opens at nine, in can buy a white dress and shoes for a tenner"
Threads with different people span all over the place - wonderful nonsense.
Lesson learned... have fun, be original and creative - stimulating the mind has a powerful effect.
have fun folks - grab your jacket you've pulled x
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By (user no longer on site)
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"For a laugh i messaged circa 30 locals on a chat site called SCOUT this intro message...
"It may be a bit soon, however, will you marry me?"
On scout women get hounded by random guys globally to the point they ignore everyone.
This message caught their, attention... of the 30 i messaged 20 replied and only one said no. People where throwing mobile numbers at me(i never ask for them).. it was a bazaar night.
A small minority said its too soon... to which i replied...
"Okay, im willing to compromise and wait 24hrs"
"Primark opens at nine, in can buy a white dress and shoes for a tenner"
Threads with different people span all over the place - wonderful nonsense.
Lesson learned... have fun, be original and creative - stimulating the mind has a powerful effect.
have fun folks - grab your jacket you've pulled x
PLEASE NOTE THIS WAS AN EXPERIMENT and i am not a man hore looking for 30 dates ... MEN CANNOT MULTITASK AND THIS NEARLY KILLED ME. Do not try this at home!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"For a laugh i messaged circa 30 locals on a chat site called SCOUT this intro message...
"It may be a bit soon, however, will you marry me?"
On scout women get hounded by random guys globally to the point they ignore everyone.
This message caught their, attention... of the 30 i messaged 20 replied and only one said no. People where throwing mobile numbers at me(i never ask for them).. it was a bazaar night.
A small minority said its too soon... to which i replied...
"Okay, im willing to compromise and wait 24hrs"
"Primark opens at nine, in can buy a white dress and shoes for a tenner"
Threads with different people span all over the place - wonderful nonsense.
Lesson learned... have fun, be original and creative - stimulating the mind has a powerful effect.
have fun folks - grab your jacket you've pulled x
PLEASE NOTE THIS WAS AN EXPERIMENT and i am not a man hore looking for 30 dates ... MEN CANNOT MULTITASK AND THIS NEARLY KILLED ME. Do not try this at home!
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Hahaha that's hilarious bet some had the guest list wrote out and everything  |
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Not a chat up line as such but on a night out some guy with a bruised ego (couldn't seem to comprehend being turned down by a "big" girl) kept flitting between insults and trying to chat me up:
"Alright gorgeous, fancy a drink?
- No thank you, I'm with someone. But thank you for the offer.
Yeah right, who'd want you? *Walks away*.
*Comes back 1min later* I'm sorry about that, I don't know what came over me. So how about that drink?
- No thank you.
Well, fuck you, you fucking whale. I wouldn't give you the time of day anyway, Bitch. *Storms off again. Comes back 5mins later*.
Look, I really like you, could I take you out to dinner? I'd love to get to know you.
- Mate, I don't do Morons. You've been told no, now do one.
*Walks off calling me every name under the sun. Comes back a few seconds later, at which point I get a staff member involved*.
What? I just wanted to apologise. Will you come back to mine?
- Fuck off.
She said she was coming back to mine! Fucking fat slag, fuck you!".
Made for an interesting night, that's for sure.
- Amy. x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not a chat up line as such but on a night out some guy with a bruised ego (couldn't seem to comprehend being turned down by a "big" girl) kept flitting between insults and trying to chat me up:
"Alright gorgeous, fancy a drink?
- No thank you, I'm with someone. But thank you for the offer.
Yeah right, who'd want you? *Walks away*.
*Comes back 1min later* I'm sorry about that, I don't know what came over me. So how about that drink?
- No thank you.
Well, fuck you, you fucking whale. I wouldn't give you the time of day anyway, Bitch. *Storms off again. Comes back 5mins later*.
Look, I really like you, could I take you out to dinner? I'd love to get to know you.
- Mate, I don't do Morons. You've been told no, now do one.
*Walks off calling me every name under the sun. Comes back a few seconds later, at which point I get a staff member involved*.
What? I just wanted to apologise. Will you come back to mine?
- Fuck off.
She said she was coming back to mine! Fucking fat slag, fuck you!".
Made for an interesting night, that's for sure.
- Amy. x"
Jesus! That's mad! As much as we love hate mail that really speaks volumes of the chauvinist mind-set.
I bet he still wonders why he's single! Tosser! |
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"Not a chat up line as such but on a night out some guy with a bruised ego (couldn't seem to comprehend being turned down by a "big" girl) kept flitting between insults and trying to chat me up:
"Alright gorgeous, fancy a drink?
- No thank you, I'm with someone. But thank you for the offer.
Yeah right, who'd want you? *Walks away*.
*Comes back 1min later* I'm sorry about that, I don't know what came over me. So how about that drink?
- No thank you.
Well, fuck you, you fucking whale. I wouldn't give you the time of day anyway, Bitch. *Storms off again. Comes back 5mins later*.
Look, I really like you, could I take you out to dinner? I'd love to get to know you.
- Mate, I don't do Morons. You've been told no, now do one.
*Walks off calling me every name under the sun. Comes back a few seconds later, at which point I get a staff member involved*.
What? I just wanted to apologise. Will you come back to mine?
- Fuck off.
She said she was coming back to mine! Fucking fat slag, fuck you!".
Made for an interesting night, that's for sure.
- Amy. x
Jesus! That's mad! As much as we love hate mail that really speaks volumes of the chauvinist mind-set.
I bet he still wonders why he's single! Tosser!"
He clearly had problems.
Poor Sod. x |
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