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funniest/ embarrassing thing to happen during a meet or sex???

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

so you guys n girls must have some funny or embarrassing stories about when you have been on a meet or just having sex????? mine was when i was going down on the bf while at his parents house and while i was in the moment and not realising anything around me in walks his dad with a takeaway and to make thing worse he had just cummed all over my face and tits

safe to say that was the most awkward time i had ever met a guys parents.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

I was screwing a girl on my bedroom floor when I was 17/18 and my mum *and one of her friends* came up to my room to inspect the rug were shagging on.

Everyone was mortified, except for my mum who was twittering about as if nothing was happening.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Being caught by my sister whilst wanking, just at the point of no return....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I was screwing a girl on my bedroom floor when I was 17/18 and my mum *and one of her friends* came up to my room to inspect the rug were shagging on.

Everyone was mortified, except for my mum who was twittering about as if nothing was happening. "

did they still buy the rug?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Being caught by my sister whilst wanking, just at the point of no return.... "

yes that must be awkward

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always made sure door was locked after that!

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By *evaquitCouple over a year ago

Catthorpe

Nothing yet as far as a meet goes but personally I couldn't reveal and it's happened twice on my part,

Him

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nothing yet as far as a meet goes but personally I couldn't reveal and it's happened twice on my part,

Him"

oh i am very intrigued private message me it lol

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By *drianukMan over a year ago

Spain, Lancs

Arranged to meet a couple. Knocked on the door and a woman answered. She knew nothing about 'our meet'. It was a set-up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Arranged to meet a couple. Knocked on the door and a woman answered. She knew nothing about 'our meet'. It was a set-up"

Thats just nasty good job you didn't greet her with your dick out and prepared for the off lol

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By *drianukMan over a year ago

Spain, Lancs

Lol, it was a bit nasty. It was hard to explain away

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By *tarburst babydollMan over a year ago

Dingwall

Not at a meet but at a club we walked nked through to the hottub and the hubby's sister was in it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Having some one on one buKkake fun with lady delorean. Before shooting Over her, I knocked my elbow And basically missed my aim and shot myself in the face lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not at a meet but at a club we walked nked through to the hottub and the hubby's sister was in it"

Hahaha yes that must be horrible

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An ex wanted me to fuck her while she was using a butt plug. All well and good until the plug disappeared inside her! She was dying of embarrassment, I was laughing my head off. Apparently not the right response!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Finding out my parents were swingers and had partied with the couple I used to meet.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Funniest thing was with a woman and in the throws of passion she shouted:

"Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me 'till I fart!"

Which made me laugh so much I lost ma stiffie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Being caught by my sister whilst wanking, just at the point of no return.... "

Now shine that same comment from someone from the Deep South in the USA. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She turned the lamp on then screamed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had a young lady drop her guts while I went down on her. Was a proper roast turkey and all the trimmings fart too.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Actually, I take that back.

Last year I met this 26-yr old guy. Cute, blonde, tattoos. Go back to his and as we enter the block of flats he says: 'I hope it's not a problem but I live with my mum.'

I say I ain't bovverd - he has to live with her.

So. We're shagging so hard we move the mattress to the floor and the doorbell rings.

It's some service man to check the gas or electric or something.

His mum answers the door and then she's calling through his bedroom door for some code just as I have him pinned on his back with my dick up his arse.

I'm trying soooo hard not to laugh and he's hissing 'Shut up!!'

LOOOOL

Anyway, it was a good session but I got a txt after from him to say his mum had complained about 'all the banging'.

I told him to say it was the plumber come to fix the pipework

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A good dew years ago when i worked for a well known furniture outlet i invited a woman to come and see me at work. I managed to talk my colleague into leaving so it was just me left behind. When she arrived i dragged her into the back office. We were all over each other, ripping each others clothes off. As i bent her over and took her from behind we went at it so hard that we knocked the filing cabinet which hit the fire alarm and set it off. Staff from next door came running in as we were trying our damndest to get dressed

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