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Women look away you have been warned.
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over a year ago
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Jesus Fellas lets be honest here ok.Women are just a pain in the Arse aint they, We work hard down the Jobcentre every Fortnight and down the bookies regular as clockwork to earn a crust and what do they do? fucking moan. I mean is a blowjob when i get home from the Wetherspoons too much to ask for ?.
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You ask? Therein lies your problem, mate. Just Wang it out and she ought to be trained to get down and suck as you use the remote to switch from her cooking and ironing programme to the footie. With beer adverts. And tanks. And explosions. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jesus Fellas lets be honest here ok.Women are just a pain in the Arse aint they, We work hard down the Jobcentre every Fortnight and down the bookies regular as clockwork to earn a crust and what do they do? fucking moan. I mean is a blowjob when i get home from the Wetherspoons too much to ask for ?.
Gimp "
How rude of us ladies. I for one shall hang my head in shame and suck ja's cock as soon as he's back from the pub!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You'd be lost without us and you know it!!!  "
Eh? have you ever been driving while a Birds giving directions..around the City Centre in eighty days 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You ask? Therein lies your problem, mate. Just Wang it out and she ought to be trained to get down and suck as you use the remote to switch from her cooking and ironing programme to the footie. With beer adverts. And tanks. And explosions. "
Press my own remote Buttons? da fucks that all about mate |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jesus Fellas lets be honest here ok.Women are just a pain in the Arse aint they, We work hard down the Jobcentre every Fortnight and down the bookies regular as clockwork to earn a crust and what do they do? fucking moan. I mean is a blowjob when i get home from the Wetherspoons too much to ask for ?.
Gimp
How rude of us ladies. I for one shall hang my head in shame and suck ja's cock as soon as he's back from the pub! "
I like ya style Girl..a Woman who knows
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh dear
I've just realised why I'm single
I shall ring the ex and apologise immediately "
Genuine Gimps top Tip. Dont ring coz we cant be arsed to answer n get earache..Just go round n knock on the door, When He answers just Blow him 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh dear
I've just realised why I'm single
I shall ring the ex and apologise immediately
Genuine Gimps top Tip. Dont ring coz we cant be arsed to answer n get earache..Just go round n knock on the door, When He answers just Blow him
Jeremy Gimp "
Ok jezza I'll get my shot gun  |
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"You ask? Therein lies your problem, mate. Just Wang it out and she ought to be trained to get down and suck as you use the remote to switch from her cooking and ironing programme to the footie. With beer adverts. And tanks. And explosions.
Press my own remote Buttons? da fucks that all about mate "
Christ! It's this damn bisexuality again! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh dear
I've just realised why I'm single
I shall ring the ex and apologise immediately
Genuine Gimps top Tip. Dont ring coz we cant be arsed to answer n get earache..Just go round n knock on the door, When He answers just Blow him
Jeremy Gimp
Ok jezza I'll get my shot gun "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You ask? Therein lies your problem, mate. Just Wang it out and she ought to be trained to get down and suck as you use the remote to switch from her cooking and ironing programme to the footie. With beer adverts. And tanks. And explosions.
Press my own remote Buttons? da fucks that all about mate
Christ! It's this damn bisexuality again! "
Man up Bruv, we nick the Batteries they should press the Buttons |
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"You'd be lost without us and you know it!!!
Eh? have you ever been driving while a Birds giving directions..around the City Centre in eighty days
Gimp"
hey sodding satnav is just as bad at best of times |
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"You'd be lost without us and you know it!!!
Eh? have you ever been driving while a Birds giving directions..around the City Centre in eighty days
Gimp
hey sodding satnav is just as bad at best of times "
Nooo ive got Ozzie Osbourne on mine..In hundred fucking yards turn fucking right |
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What gets my goat is when you've done your bit for international relationships and employed the 2 Swedish blondes to help with sorting the garden out in the week that 'er indoors' is away galavanting with her girlie pals, she cops the right ache..
i mean come on..
it will look lovely when she returns..
just no appreciation..
ok the dream holiday to Antigua will have to wait cos they were'nt cheap.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What gets my goat is when you've done your bit for international relationships and employed the 2 Swedish blondes to help with sorting the garden out in the week that 'er indoors' is away galavanting with her girlie pals, she cops the right ache..
i mean come on..
it will look lovely when she returns..
just no appreciation..
ok the dream holiday to Antigua will have to wait cos they were'nt cheap.. "
They just dont understand do they mate, After all Pipes have to be cleaned dont they and She would soon moan if ya Ball cock was bunged up when She got back |
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"What gets my goat is when you've done your bit for international relationships and employed the 2 Swedish blondes to help with sorting the garden out in the week that 'er indoors' is away galavanting with her girlie pals, she cops the right ache..
i mean come on..
it will look lovely when she returns..
just no appreciation..
ok the dream holiday to Antigua will have to wait cos they were'nt cheap..
They just dont understand do they mate, After all Pipes have to be cleaned dont they and She would soon moan if ya Ball cock was bunged up when She got back"
its truly shocking..
between you and me i blame feminism..
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Toothpaste of whisky mouthwash for the BJ?
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Whisky? What self respecting Bloke wants His Bellend stinking like a Navvies undercrackers when Shes done her duty |
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By (user no longer on site)
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If a woman starts nagging about dirty socks being left on the floor, shove your cock in her mouth & shut the bitch up.
Us real women know how to treat men |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If a woman starts nagging about dirty socks being left on the floor, shove your cock in her mouth & shut the bitch up.
Us real women know how to treat men "
Correct now make me a sandwich
Um please? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If a woman starts nagging about dirty socks being left on the floor, shove your cock in her mouth & shut the bitch up.
Us real women know how to treat men
Correct now make me a sandwich
Um please? "
Of course, now what would you like in it? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What gets my goat is when you've done your bit for international relationships and employed the 2 Swedish blondes to help with sorting the garden out in the week that 'er indoors' is away galavanting with her girlie pals, she cops the right ache..
i mean come on..
it will look lovely when she returns..
just no appreciation..
ok the dream holiday to Antigua will have to wait cos they were'nt cheap..
They just dont understand do they mate, After all Pipes have to be cleaned dont they and She would soon moan if ya Ball cock was bunged up when She got back
its truly shocking..
between you and me i blame feminism..
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Dont start me on that Feminism crap. We give em the vote to shut em up n straight away they start crying about equality Crap..Yer right lets just see em sink eighteen pints throw up over the Barmaid and drive home eh? |
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"Jesus Fellas lets be honest here ok.Women are just a pain in the Arse aint they, We work hard down the Jobcentre every Fortnight and down the bookies regular as clockwork to earn a crust and what do they do? fucking moan. I mean is a blowjob when i get home from the Wetherspoons too much to ask for ?.
Plus we swipe your razors to shave our legs
Gimp "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If a woman starts nagging about dirty socks being left on the floor, shove your cock in her mouth & shut the bitch up.
Us real women know how to treat men "
And thats why Blokes love Blow jobs...It Shuts the Bitch up for 45 seconds |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Jesus Fellas lets be honest here ok.Women are just a pain in the Arse aint they, We work hard down the Jobcentre every Fortnight and down the bookies regular as clockwork to earn a crust and what do they do? fucking moan. I mean is a blowjob when i get home from the Wetherspoons too much to ask for ?.
Plus we swipe your razors to shave our legs
Gimp "
Pssst us blokes use your toothbrush to get the Cheese off our Helmets |
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"Jesus Fellas lets be honest here ok.Women are just a pain in the Arse aint they, We work hard down the Jobcentre every Fortnight and down the bookies regular as clockwork to earn a crust and what do they do? fucking moan. I mean is a blowjob when i get home from the Wetherspoons too much to ask for ?.
Plus we swipe your razors to shave our legs
Gimp
Pssst us blokes use your toothbrush to get the Cheese off our Helmets "
And spit, rinse, repeat and bleach |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh dear
I've just realised why I'm single
I shall ring the ex and apologise immediately "
Haha lol
This threads jokes...
Right girls you should all get round here and do some ironing washing up and squats with no knickers on
Dreaming...... |
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"What gets my goat is when you've done your bit for international relationships and employed the 2 Swedish blondes to help with sorting the garden out in the week that 'er indoors' is away galavanting with her girlie pals, she cops the right ache..
i mean come on..
it will look lovely when she returns..
just no appreciation..
ok the dream holiday to Antigua will have to wait cos they were'nt cheap..
They just dont understand do they mate, After all Pipes have to be cleaned dont they and She would soon moan if ya Ball cock was bunged up when She got back
its truly shocking..
between you and me i blame feminism..
Dont start me on that Feminism crap. We give em the vote to shut em up n straight away they start crying about equality Crap..Yer right lets just see em sink eighteen pints throw up over the Barmaid and drive home eh?"
dont forget the vindaloo 'cos we can' on the way home and pebble dashing the khazi the next morning.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jesus Fellas lets be honest here ok.Women are just a pain in the Arse aint they, We work hard down the Jobcentre every Fortnight and down the bookies regular as clockwork to earn a crust and what do they do? fucking moan. I mean is a blowjob when i get home from the Wetherspoons too much to ask for ?.
Plus we swipe your razors to shave our legs
Gimp
Pssst us blokes use your toothbrush to get the Cheese off our Helmets "
We use your toothbrushes to clean our arses before a meet. |
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