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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OK, i'll be the one to post the very predictable....

Cock!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dog, went to mow a meadow...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bog.

A tale of numbness, stinging, curry and a good book....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Responsibilities

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman over a year ago

nottingham

Trusty sky remote

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Quest for the holy grail.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Bog.

A tale of numbness, stinging, curry and a good book...."

I worry about you sometimes.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

...unending quest to get laid

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Responsibilities "

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"OK, i'll be the one to post the very predictable....

Cock!"

Someone had to.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Dog, went to mow a meadow..."

Spot!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Trusty sky remote"

That no one else is allowed to touch.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Quest for the holy grail. "

I thought that the one man always had a bunch of other men with him for that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

the pen is mightier than the pork sword

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bog.

A tale of numbness, stinging, curry and a good book....

I worry about you sometimes.

What?......

Sometimes you just need to sit and think....

Other times you need to shit and stink

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"...unending quest to get laid"

Even whilst getting laid...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Quest for the holy grail.

I thought that the one man always had a bunch of other men with him for that.

T'is but a flesh wound!!!!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"the pen is mightier than the pork sword"

With crackling?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Quest for the holy grail.

I thought that the one man always had a bunch of other men with him for that.

But only one man will take the credit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"the pen is mightier than the pork sword

With crackling?

nah..just stuffing

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

...harem

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By *atcherofmyballsMan over a year ago

hereford

"Bog.

A tale of numbness, stinging, curry and a good book...."

That's novel

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Alter ego

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Alter ego

ego that way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

tin of tuna.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"tin of tuna. "

And Lickety worries about me

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By *nigmatic1Woman over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Sperm count?

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman over a year ago

West Midlands

Feather duster

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tangtastics

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

...inflated sense of self-worth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"tin of tuna.

And Lickety worries about me

Um okay?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"tin of tuna. "

Tun of Tina

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman over a year ago

West Midlands

Personally inscribed dog collar

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

Clog ..

looking puzzled and hopping about..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"tin of tuna.

Tun of Tina

Refilled the Tequila one again?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Large purple octopus kite plus pooch :-

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman over a year ago

B & M Bargains

Female fuck buddy seek bi fem for MFF.

Oh wait, she isn't free that day, but I could always meet you alone??

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Quest for the holy grail.

I thought that the one man always had a bunch of other men with him for that.

But only one man will take the credit. "

As usual...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stomach. Why are men always hungry?

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

...death wish

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Stomach. Why are men always hungry?"

its the constant checking of ones goolies..

uses up energy..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haribos

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By *eMontresMan over a year ago

Halesowen

Van der Graaff Generator

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Haribos

Go on, you like the eggs best don't you?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"...death wish"

There's a bit of a theme developing here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Haribos

Go on, you like the eggs best don't you?

"
I do like them but yes the cola bottles are my favorites there, is it yours?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Stomach. Why are men always hungry?"

It's the pulled pork.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Haribos

Go on, you like the eggs best don't you?

I do like them but yes the cola bottles are my favorites there, is it yours?

Where's the protein in the cola bottles?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

tools.

Although oddly, I must have about 15 hammers !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Blisters

Her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

unicycle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Haribos

Go on, you like the eggs best don't you?

I do like them but yes the cola bottles are my favorites there, is it yours?

Where's the protein in the cola bottles?

"
lol there are non. I just have it on weekends you know

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"tools.

Although oddly, I must have about 15 hammers ! "

There's a man singing about needing one. He'd hammer in the morning.

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

Hand...

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Hand... "

They can be handy.

I read the title and saw who posted and that works too...

One man and his _ittle pocket perve.

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Hand...

They can be handy.

I read the title and saw who posted and that works too...

One man and his _ittle pocket perve. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fleshlight

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

"Haribos

Go on, you like the eggs best don't you?

I do like them but yes the cola bottles are my favorites there, is it yours?

Where's the protein in the cola bottles?

Any fule kno that the gym rat eats haribos post workout to spike his blood sugar for the anabolic effect, and ergo "dem gainz"...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Campervan ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Alter ego

ego that way"

Ego this way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Heterosexuality.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Alter ego

ego that way

Ego this way"

Now I really have got a split personality

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I worry about him constantly, chaps got snags!

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Swedish penis enlarger vacuum pump

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Quest for sensual fulfilment

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Quest for sensual fulfilment

... and his bottom.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Quest for sensual fulfilment

... and his bottom.

"
and his similar name lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Disorder of the gonads.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

...Large Hardon Collider

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"...Large Hardon Collider"

I see what you did there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And his alter ego, John Thomas

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"...Large Hardon Collider

I see what you did there"

Quite - I can't claim originality - saw it on BBC rolling news when they restarted it earlier in the year. Spat my tea out laughing.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman over a year ago

nottingham

Man drawer which is full of useless broken crap but kept 'just in case'!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Man drawer which is full of useless broken crap but kept 'just in case'!"

Step away from the man drawer!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

...and his addiction to bacon.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

wife went dogging in a medow......

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Man drawer which is full of useless broken crap but kept 'just in case'!"

Snottery!! n. Tangled wires of an indeterminate nature!

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman over a year ago

nottingham

"Man drawer which is full of useless broken crap but kept 'just in case'!

Step away from the man drawer!"

No I plan on stealing all your batteries and take out menus

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By *ourbonKissMan over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

And his filandering ways

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