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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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My man friend was sucking a cock the other night and nearly swallowed. He said it was only an accident but he's worried he might catch the ghey.
Will he be ok? |
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"My man friend was sucking a cock the other night and nearly swallowed. He said it was only an accident but he's worried he might catch the ghey.
Will he be ok?"
No. He should go and get the antidote immediately. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My man friend was sucking a cock the other night and nearly swallowed. He said it was only an accident but he's worried he might catch the ghey.
Will he be ok?"
It's only ghey if you gargle. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You can test any of these remedies out to see if they have worked or not by giving him a flat pack wardrobe to assemble and seeing if he reads the instructions  "
If he builds it while reading the instructions does that mean he's a woman?  |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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I was straight until the day I was walking along the beach, I was wearing a hat and a gust of wind caught it and moved it to a more jaunty angle...
my stride moved to more of a mince...
my pace quickened and I broke into song...
'I want to break free............'
and then I was tonsil deep in cock and never looked back....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You can test any of these remedies out to see if they have worked or not by giving him a flat pack wardrobe to assemble and seeing if he reads the instructions
If he builds it while reading the instructions does that mean he's a woman? "
No , just a big girls blouse. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tell him to go punch a dwarf.
That's a sure fire cure for it.
But the dwarf must have a beard or it will have the reverse effect and make him even ghayererer. |
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"I was straight until the day I was walking along the beach, I was wearing a hat and a gust of wind caught it and moved it to a more jaunty angle...
my stride moved to more of a mince...
my pace quickened and I broke into song...
'I want to break free............'
and then I was tonsil deep in cock and never looked back......."
This brought a tear to my eye  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was straight until the day I was walking along the beach, I was wearing a hat and a gust of wind caught it and moved it to a more jaunty angle...
my stride moved to more of a mince...
my pace quickened and I broke into song...
'I want to break free............'
and then I was tonsil deep in cock and never looked back......."
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He was probably practicing swallowing an extra large Gregg's sausage roll, and is short sighted - should be fine. Just check he keeps the toilet seat up at all times. If you lower it, and he pisses on it, he's free, especially if splashed on the loo roll. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Health and safety need to intervene immediately. Far too many guys are accidentally falling mouth first onto hard cocks. I recommend shoe grips and mouth guards or we will be knee deep in the ghey I tell you!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tell him you have a spare ticket to see John Barrowman in concert. Gauge his reaction. ......nothing?! Go for the ultimate test:' personally ive always thought musical theatre over rated' Then celebrate by going to see a Cher concert together  |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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A man asked me if I wanted some of his 'holy' fluid... I was pinned to a cross and my friends were told... 'They would denounce me before the cock crowed 3 times... '
3 times in one night... Jesus Christ I was good... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok lets not panic here, What you should do is keep him away from reality Tv and Talent shows, Maybe Monitor His Feacesbook activity in case He starts posting pictures of the meal he cooked 
And for God sake dont buy him any Drink that has Ice in it or the whole world will Know
Gimp |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Did he accidentally fall on the cock with his mouth open? If he didn't actually mean for the cock to be in his mouth he's fine,but tell him Ru Paul has a new television show coming out. If he runs around the room flapping his hands and screeching like a girly there's no hope for him. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"My man friend was sucking a cock the other night and nearly swallowed. He said it was only an accident but he's worried he might catch the ghey.
Will he be ok?"
He's safe. You said he "nearly swallowed". We all know one swallow does not a ghey make but it's close.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i think i may be in trouble looking round my lounge as things come up to avoid ticked off so far candles, cushions, pot purie, pink shirt on, quice (or however you spell it) in the oven only thing pretty much not ticked was the cock in mouth |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You can test any of these remedies out to see if they have worked or not by giving him a flat pack wardrobe to assemble and seeing if he reads the instructions
If he builds it while reading the instructions does that mean he's a woman? "
Only if he builds a table  |
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"He'll be fine as long as he doesn't watch The Sound of Music while cooking a Quiche
Or listen to earth wind and fire "
I think you're confusing getting the ghey with 'gittin yo funk on!'
Now, where did I put my flares and sunglasses?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"He'll be fine as long as he doesn't watch The Sound of Music while cooking a Quiche
Absolutely disgusting...
I like quiche"
New Fab buttons...
Bi
Bi-curious
Likes quiche
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I'm still waiting for the answer to my question.
If the statement was "one swallow does not a ghey make" and the question was "how many swallows does it take then", I still need to know how many times I can swallow without catching ghey? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm not sure you can catch the ghey by putting a cock in your mouth.
Are you all sure it's orally transmitted?
If it's true you can catch something by what you put in your mouth, I am now a coronation chicken and lettuce sandwich...... |
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I think we need a proper doctor or nurse to step in on this thread.
Can anyone give us the scientific answer to catching the ghey orally?
At the moment it sounds like I can suck or be sucked as often as I like without catching it.
Oh bugger!! Does thinking about it mean I've caught bi-curiosity? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My man friend was sucking a cock the other night and nearly swallowed. He said it was only an accident but he's worried he might catch the ghey.
Will he be ok?
No. He should go and get the antidote immediately."
Is the antidote delivered orally or is it just a little pick? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And for goodness sake keep him away from scatter cushions.
And candles!
And pebbles!!!
And Barbara Streisand cd's."
What's wrong with Barbara?? And pebbles?? I love painting them in all different nail varnish colors while listening to her.
It's fabulous
Candles yeah I agree.. fire hazard! |
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"He'll be fine as long as he doesn't watch The Sound of Music while cooking a Quiche
Absolutely disgusting...
I like quiche"
You think thats bad? I cooked a quiche yesterday, and quite like The Sound of Music, Barbara Streisand, Graham Norton and Queen.
I might have to go and re-do that blesséd Kinsey test now.
OMG I say things like 'blesséd' too!
and 'OMG'
{hangs head and goes to change profile..}
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Will he be ok?
No. He should go and get the antidote immediately."
Is that the one that is injected into your rear, while the doctor says "bend over and drop your trousers, you'll just feel a little prick"?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think we need a proper doctor or nurse to step in on this thread.
Can anyone give us the scientific answer to catching the ghey orally?
At the moment it sounds like I can suck or be sucked as often as I like without catching it.
Oh bugger!! Does thinking about it mean I've caught bi-curiosity?"
I once wore a nurse's outfit. I can confirm that men are ok to suck 5 different cocks without catching the ghey. No swallowing. No more than 2 cocks in the mouth at once.
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"I think we need a proper doctor or nurse to step in on this thread.
Can anyone give us the scientific answer to catching the ghey orally?
At the moment it sounds like I can suck or be sucked as often as I like without catching it.
Oh bugger!! Does thinking about it mean I've caught bi-curiosity?
I once wore a nurse's outfit. I can confirm that men are ok to suck 5 different cocks without catching the ghey. No swallowing. No more than 2 cocks in the mouth at once.
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Thanks for taking the time to confirm that. I've never tried it but I'll be sure to give it a go now.
Is there a limit to how many can suck mine?
Are "roll necks" the same as "polo necks" or do the numbers change? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Punter just asked me if I would play some Donna summer or Judy garland whilst I performed fellatio on him..should I be concerned??"
Punter.... bet he got teased at school with a name like that... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"He'll be fine as long as he doesn't watch The Sound of Music while cooking a Quiche
Or listen to earth wind and fire
I think you're confusing getting the ghey with 'gittin yo funk on!'
Now, where did I put my flares and sunglasses? "
Yes, good point |
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