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over a year ago
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"What's the funniest offer you've had to try to persuade you to play?
I've been offered a cornish pasty! 
But I'm on low carb at the moment so I had to decline."
Cornish pasty?
Haha see if anyone offered me a greggs sausage roll I'd be theirs all night |
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"What's the funniest offer you've had to try to persuade you to play?
I've been offered a cornish pasty!
But I'm on low carb at the moment so I had to decline.
Cornish pasty?
Haha see if anyone offered me a greggs sausage roll I'd be theirs all night "
Do you promise not to get crumbs in the bed??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What's the funniest offer you've had to try to persuade you to play?
I've been offered a cornish pasty!
But I'm on low carb at the moment so I had to decline.
Cornish pasty?
Haha see if anyone offered me a greggs sausage roll I'd be theirs all night
I can't promise that, there messy little fuckers haha
Do you promise not to get crumbs in the bed?? "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What's the funniest offer you've had to try to persuade you to play?
I've been offered a cornish pasty!
But I'm on low carb at the moment so I had to decline.
Cornish pasty?
Haha see if anyone offered me a greggs sausage roll I'd be theirs all night "
you can have the roll as long as I get the sausage  |
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"What's the funniest offer you've had to try to persuade you to play?
I've been offered a cornish pasty!
But I'm on low carb at the moment so I had to decline.
Cornish pasty?
Haha see if anyone offered me a greggs sausage roll I'd be theirs all night "
What about a batch of homemade ones fresh from the oven? What would touch do for that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What's the funniest offer you've had to try to persuade you to play?
I've been offered a cornish pasty!
But I'm on low carb at the moment so I had to decline.
Cornish pasty?
Haha see if anyone offered me a greggs sausage roll I'd be theirs all night
Boom boom hahaha
you can have the roll as long as I get the sausage "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy offered me money and I wouldn't even have to have sex with him - he wanted to watch me with my husband and touch himself "
hey i thought u agreed that u wouldnt tell :P |
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"Think I'll have to up my game.
Bag of chips anyone?
 But I'm on a low carb diet! 
if i have your chips is that like taking one for the team "
If you have the chips then you'll have to have everything else that comes with them! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What's the funniest offer you've had to try to persuade you to play?
I've been offered a cornish pasty!
But I'm on low carb at the moment so I had to decline."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'Hey want to ride my cock in my car I got a Audi a5 and theres £40 in the glovebox for u'"
He didnt happen to have a porche aswell did he?
 Sounds familiar lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I've had "I'll buy you anything you want" before. Was tempted to see how far I could go with that.
A pasty probably would have worked better on me though, I think with my belly. |
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"Think I'll have to up my game.
Bag of chips anyone?
But I'm on a low carb diet!
if i have your chips is that like taking one for the team
If you have the chips then you'll have to have everything else that comes with them!"
Fish or sausage? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've had "I'll buy you anything you want" before. Was tempted to see how far I could go with that.
A pasty probably would have worked better on me though, I think with my belly. "
Your gorgeous I'd give you a pasty and a sausage Roll |
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"I've had "I'll buy you anything you want" before. Was tempted to see how far I could go with that.
A pasty probably would have worked better on me though, I think with my belly. "
I could spend a lot of time thinking about your belly.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I was offered the chance of trips to the French Riviera and parties while we were there. We had already agreed to meet before he mentioned this. He changed his mind once he realised I wouldn't look good naked in the French Riviera |
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"Is the point not to want to do it, not have to be persuaded?? Or am I missing the point??"
The point is funniest offers. It amused me that someone would think a cornish pasty to be so appealing that I'd shag him for it.
Oh, and this thread is not about money (unless it was a pittance offered) or about naming and shaming anyone on tbe site. Offers can be made if someone is chatting you up in a bar too - a guy once told me he'd buy me a drink but no spirits unless he was going to get lucky! |
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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago
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Oh, one guy who doesn't meet couples once messaged us to say he'd meet us and that I (he) could be present as long as he could handcuff both my arms and legs to a chair so I couldn't interrupt proceedings, his words.  |
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Trouble is, if you block, you don't see how much the offers vary over time from the user. What starts with some cheap sparkling plonk or vile Liebfraumilch could become vintage Moet, Krug etc.
I've stopped at the plonk offer, feeling rather sick. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I'm anyones for a slice of cheesecake.
Any particular flavour? Baked or the biscuit bottom variety? "
I used to have a 'will fuck for cake' pic on my old profile.
Worked a couple of times. 
A |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've had "I'll buy you anything you want" before. Was tempted to see how far I could go with that.
A pasty probably would have worked better on me though, I think with my belly. "
A pasty from Fewicks deli counter though... |
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"Is the point not to want to do it, not have to be persuaded?? Or am I missing the point??
The point is funniest offers. It amused me that someone would think a cornish pasty to be so appealing that I'd shag him for it.
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You clearly haven't tried the pasties they sell just off the quayside in Mevagissay harbour
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Oh, and this thread is not about money (unless it was a pittance offered) or about naming and shaming anyone on tbe site. Offers can be made if someone is chatting you up in a bar too - a guy once told me he'd buy me a drink but no spirits unless he was going to get lucky! "
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm anyones for a slice of cheesecake.
Any particular flavour? Baked or the biscuit bottom variety?
I used to have a 'will fuck for cake' pic on my old profile.
Worked a couple of times.
A"
And look what happened. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I'm anyones for a slice of cheesecake.
Any particular flavour? Baked or the biscuit bottom variety?
I used to have a 'will fuck for cake' pic on my old profile.
Worked a couple of times.
A
And look what happened. "
Shhhhh!
Everyone will be trying it - there'll be "will fuck for cake/prosecco/haribos" pics all over the site in no time!
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"Is the point not to want to do it, not have to be persuaded?? Or am I missing the point??
The point is funniest offers. It amused me that someone would think a cornish pasty to be so appealing that I'd shag him for it.
You clearly haven't tried the pasties they sell just off the quayside in Mevagissay harbour
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Yeah, I think he had something more like ginsters in mind!
Even so, I suspect the Mevagissay pasties would still not be allowed on my low carb diet of joy  |
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"Is the point not to want to do it, not have to be persuaded?? Or am I missing the point??
The point is funniest offers. It amused me that someone would think a cornish pasty to be so appealing that I'd shag him for it.
You clearly haven't tried the pasties they sell just off the quayside in Mevagissay harbour
Yeah, I think he had something more like ginsters in mind!
Even so, I suspect the Mevagissay pasties would still not be allowed on my low carb diet of joy "
It's got large chunks of real meat in it. |
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"Is the point not to want to do it, not have to be persuaded?? Or am I missing the point??
The point is funniest offers. It amused me that someone would think a cornish pasty to be so appealing that I'd shag him for it.
You clearly haven't tried the pasties they sell just off the quayside in Mevagissay harbour
Yeah, I think he had something more like ginsters in mind!
Even so, I suspect the Mevagissay pasties would still not be allowed on my low carb diet of joy
It's got large chunks of real meat in it. "
Wrapped in pastry.
Pastry is not allowed.  |
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"Is the point not to want to do it, not have to be persuaded?? Or am I missing the point??
The point is funniest offers. It amused me that someone would think a cornish pasty to be so appealing that I'd shag him for it.
You clearly haven't tried the pasties they sell just off the quayside in Mevagissay harbour
Yeah, I think he had something more like ginsters in mind!
Even so, I suspect the Mevagissay pasties would still not be allowed on my low carb diet of joy
It's got large chunks of real meat in it.
Wrapped in pastry.
Pastry is not allowed. "
I'll eat the pastry then to. Will it work now. |
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