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Silly wee things that put you off replying to a message.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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1. A crude sexual user name.
2. Single guys (not having a dig, thats who I meet), with pics of them having sex without a condom.
3. Pictures of sexual activity taking place on a bed without any bedding! Whats that all about. Screams skanky to me.
Im sure there is loads of other wee things that put me off, just cant think of them right now.
What are yours? |
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By *habsMan
over a year ago
Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex |
1) No (face) pics and no photo verification.
2) Endless list of friends and "webcam" verification but no "meet" verification
3) Being told what to do and expected to be grateful. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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lol oh my ...the list is endless!!
no face pics
no verifications
list of friends as long as the clyde tunnel
pics where they havent tidied up the room 
chicks with bruises
hell cld be here all night lol
auds xx  |
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"Reading a profile and getting the opinion they are so far up then self/selves, that and ignorance and people who don't make an effort with their profile.  "
I totally agree...some people on here think that they are a class or 2 above the majority and it is laughable... |
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By *habsMan
over a year ago
Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex |
"when the 1st thing you read is (attractive couple) makes me cringe and think swollen heads but thats just me  "
Lol, you mean "Professional" - Professional at what? Jobs? Swinging? 
(I tend not to worry myself so much what people do for a living as far as a reflection on their swinging habits, so find it unnecesary) |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else |
1. "Will fill this in later"
2. ASCII pics - if his parties were that good, he wouldn't need you to advertise them.
3. Out of date information "up at the castle on the 13th", still shows on the 24th...
4. Sydney university...
5. "Humorous" rewrites of the Sydney university piece.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Crude user names and names with "69" in it.
Male profile with his knob in various women who have their faces showing but not his.
Avatar pics showing close up of genitals.
Profiles with constant references to how fantastic person is and how often they go to the gym.
No face pic in private: because of job.
Verifications that go on forever!
"Professional" profiles littered with spelling mistakes and text speak.
"Straight" men with verifications from tv/ts stating how tight their arse was and sweet their cock stated!
Profiles that moan and complain but don't say what they want/can offer.
I could be here all night!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1. "Will fill this in later"
2. ASCII pics - if his parties were that good, he wouldn't need you to advertise them.
3. Out of date information "up at the castle on the 13th", still shows on the 24th...
4. Sydney university...
5. "Humorous" rewrites of the Sydney university piece.
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ooops guilty as charged on "humorous" ... perhaps you would "fill me in later".  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hotmail addy in profile
Mobile phone number in profile
Image of Playboy bunny made out of text
Cock pic as avatar
Cock pics only in their profile
No pic in their profile or avatar
One line profile
"Cannot Accommodate" without explaination
Text speak in profile and in message
First message is a crass one liner
First message is a crass one liner with a cock pic
Any pics that show their car/bike/tank/gun/whatever
Describing themselves as VWE with no complaints
Describing themselves as handsome/good looking
Profiles that come across as holier than thou and a sense of superiority (I am well aware I may fall into this category, so no flaming required, thank you!  )
That's what I can think of so far! |
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lol - just had an 'how r u 2'? from a complete stranger - couple I hasten to add - you may not agree with me but I didn't reply - if they can't be arsed to write a sentence, I can't be arsed to reply! Z |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oooo, I forgot.
Any mention of a recent separation/divorce/left the wife
Any sign of a needy person
Any sign of a desparate person
My bad!  "
Oh God yeah!!! Oh off putting is going on about an ex on a profile!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"lol - just had an 'how r u 2'? from a complete stranger - couple I hasten to add - you may not agree with me but I didn't reply - if they can't be arsed to write a sentence, I can't be arsed to reply! Z"
I once had a message saying simply "how r u", they couldn't even be arsed to put the question mark in! I actually did reply though, with "bit shit at the mo", that soon stopped their pesky 5 character messages!
And oh dear, I've got a humourous sydney university thingy on my profile...  |
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By *lare GTV/TS
over a year ago
South of Sleaford |
Being asked:
What are you into? - A nice cup of tea! err read my profile.
What are you wearing? - Clothes.
Are you dressed? - Of course be v cold otherwise.
From someone who want to meet but is told that there is almost nothing on their profile. - What do you want to know? - Response, up to you to 'sell yourself really.
People who want to meet, chat etc and then put the responsibilty on you to make the arrangements, lead the conversation etc etc.
Clare. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1. A crude sexual user name.
2. Single guys (not having a dig, thats who I meet), with pics of them having sex without a condom.
3. Pictures of sexual activity taking place on a bed without any bedding! Whats that all about. Screams skanky to me.
sure there is loads of other wee things that put me off, just cant think of them right now.
What are yours?"
single males or couples who xxxxx on the end of everything
are they meant to be kisses?
boils my piss |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"lol - just had an 'how r u 2'? from a complete stranger - couple I hasten to add - you may not agree with me but I didn't reply - if they can't be arsed to write a sentence, I can't be arsed to reply! Z
I once had a message saying simply "how r u", they couldn't even be arsed to put the question mark in! I actually did reply though, with "bit shit at the mo", that soon stopped their pesky 5 character messages!
And oh dear, I've got a humourous sydney university thingy on my profile... "
we thought they had to be put up as standard issue..lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Men who message saying, Ive got a lovely thick cock for you, as if Im supposed to be grateful
Crude user names
Men who dont acknowledge my partner, they just write to me.
Men who, when seeing one of us is online, asking "Feebs is that you, and when Chris replies, answering "oh its you, we wanted Feebs" - ooo that really annoys me, im annoyed now just typing it, cheeky gits
Guys having sex with other women in their pics
A quick one liner saying - meet tonight?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"lol - just had an 'how r u 2'? from a complete stranger - couple I hasten to add - you may not agree with me but I didn't reply - if they can't be arsed to write a sentence, I can't be arsed to reply! Z
I once had a message saying simply "how r u", they couldn't even be arsed to put the question mark in! I actually did reply though, with "bit shit at the mo", that soon stopped their pesky 5 character messages!
And oh dear, I've got a humourous sydney university thingy on my profile...
we thought they had to be put up as standard issue..lol"
When I first came to the site and saw the amount of profiles with the disclaimer up I did wonder, but then I saw how many had that massive image of a lass' body made out of text and just thought, "nah, it's just a paranoia thing".... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1. A crude sexual user name.
2. Single guys (not having a dig, thats who I meet), with pics of them having sex without a condom.
3. Pictures of sexual activity taking place on a bed without any bedding! Whats that all about. Screams skanky to me.
sure there is loads of other wee things that put me off, just cant think of them right now.
What are yours?
single males or couples who xxxxx on the end of everything
are they meant to be kisses?
boils my piss"
fair comment xxxxx |
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"lol - just had an 'how r u 2'? from a complete stranger - couple I hasten to add - you may not agree with me but I didn't reply - if they can't be arsed to write a sentence, I can't be arsed to reply! Z"
I had a message the other day, no text at all, just .... and the profile said "if you want to know anything ask". I mean really??? Why the fuck should I??? |
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"Oooo, I forgot.
Any mention of a recent separation/divorce/left the wife
Any sign of a needy person
Any sign of a desparate person
My bad! "
D'oh! Guilty as charged
....erm, I should clarify that I only meant on the first point Pearl made. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why? Because the sender is such a wonderful all round character that they simply don't know where to start.
And by having a message that reads ...... they are so sexually mysterious and everything. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"lol - just had an 'how r u 2'? from a complete stranger - couple I hasten to add - you may not agree with me but I didn't reply - if they can't be arsed to write a sentence, I can't be arsed to reply! Z
I had a message the other day, no text at all, just .... and the profile said "if you want to know anything ask". I mean really??? Why the fuck should I???"
cos yer a single woman - airhead! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Most of what Most people said.
Thank God im not the only one who finds it tiresome and weird.
1. Hi hun, babe, sexy , sweetie , howz u ? wanna chat ? what u like? etc.
2. Pics of a womans face or arse usually going down on some anonymous blokes cock.
3. Spotty arses or pussies. Cocks that make me sick to look at instead of excited. If I can't look at it it's going no where.
4. Dirty soiled untidy backgrounds in the pics.
5. Pics of the toilet, the bath , kids toys Def the bloke whose bedroom was all pink and fluffy ( wifes influence or what ? )
6. People who think I do this for a living and can pop out immediately I get a message.
7. People who want cam sex, phone sex, etc.
8 Couples who show only pics of the female.
9. People who contact me yet wont give me their mobile number.
10. People who say - Why not ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Forgot the biggest turn off for me......maybe someone can analyse it Ha!
Cum shots where a nano second timer has been used and it's like a David Attenborogh frog spit thing.
WORSE still ....... cum shot where the cock is purply , ready to burst and looks like a boil oozing puss!
Cum shots where some dozy couple think that showing the female covered in cum is a turn on for all. |
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Messages that ask a question where the answer is clearly stated in our profile.
profiles with no pics.
profiles more than 6 months old that have no veri's.
no face pics in private 'due to the nature of our work'.
one line profiles - there simply is no excuse!
profiles containing all of the above with 100's of friends. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Forgot the biggest turn off for me......maybe someone can analyse it Ha!
Cum shots where a nano second timer has been used and it's like a David Attenborogh frog spit thing.
WORSE still ....... cum shot where the cock is purply , ready to burst and looks like a boil oozing puss!
Cum shots where some dozy couple think that showing the female covered in cum is a turn on for all. "
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I would say all the above, but the funniest ones ive had (and ive had about 4 of these over a period of time) that think what i state as my address is my postcode. A few brain cells short.
Oh and those that spell gorgeous gawjus |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Totally agreee with the above!
Got one yesterday who said, "wanna chat"
To which i replied, "what would you like to chat about?" and he said "what are you looking for and do you av a face pic".
I said it clearly states on my profile exactly what i am looking for and yes, thanks, i do have a face pic!
Boils my spleen! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ya just goota laugh!
Just posted above and then a message pops into my inbox from a guy who says blah blah and I'm in ****** ****** which is not far from you; its 160 miles and threee hours drive away!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ya just goota laugh!
Just posted above and then a message pops into my inbox from a guy who says blah blah and I'm in ****** ****** which is not far from you; its 160 miles and threee hours drive away!!!! "
LOVE those ......the Scots seem oblivious to time and distance.....
Cue View , Laine ,Stu ,Stunna and SensualFire .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When the couple we`ve been talking to send "face pics" and they both turn out to be "plug ugly" how inconsiderate can some people be? "
hehe n it can be difficult to wheedle yer way out o that one eh? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Friends requests out of the blue, People asking to meet at the drop of a Hat then getting arsey when you say no "
Got messaged by a guy yesterday said we HAD to accept him as a friend so that he could see what we looked like when we met (this was only his 2nd message). So I declined and said no need as we will not be meeting you, which ended with a torrent of abuse!!! I've since blocked him. |
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By *ibrosMan
over a year ago
harrow |
"Attractive, professional people, body type described as atheletic when pics show otherwise
People who don't kiss when it's listed as a must for us
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Came up against no kissing last week. It had never occurred to me that it could be an issue.
Getting back to this thread: any message must show the profile has been read. |
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definately when people clearly do not read profile .Mine says due to children I can only meet weekends when they are at their father's...get a message today saying want to meet this week, am free everyday before 5 pm...hmmmm....and on top of it the fact it is halfterm!!!...lol |
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"lol oh my ...the list is endless!!
no face pics
no verifications
list of friends as long as the clyde tunnel
pics where they havent tidied up the room
chicks with bruises
hell cld be here all night lol
auds xx "
not a criticism just curious, why chicks with bruises?
totally agree with the untidy room thing! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1. Cock pics if that is all the guy has to offer.
2. Text speak
3. Evidence they have not read our profile
4. Cut n paste
5. Questions that suggest we know each other, e.g. what you up to this weekend...
6. Adjectives like "professional" - we dont seek their professional advice on anything when we just want to shag them.
7. Distinct absence of humour
8. Discrepancy between profile and reality.
9. Lack of imagination.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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what puts me off is single guys who have pics of women on their profile
i know what a cock looks like, if you want to meet i want to see you not the tits and fanny of your last 3 shags lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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and people who message you in text chat or even worse that black/chav talk where they say
wid
dem
dat
tat
and put innit at the end of everything they say
grrrrrrrrrrrr |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"and people who message you in text chat or even worse that black/chav talk where they say
wid
dem
dat
tat
and put innit at the end of everything they say
grrrrrrrrrrrr "
I so agree and I actually do not understand half of that - so I could only reply by asking for a translation. Defeats the object then, doesnt it... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"and people who message you in text chat or even worse that black/chav talk where they say
wid
dem
dat
tat
and put innit at the end of everything they say
grrrrrrrrrrrr
I so agree and I actually do not understand half of that - so I could only reply by asking for a translation. Defeats the object then, doesnt it... "
when i get such messages all it says to me is they to young cause noones over 21 talks like that lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What About People that View YOUR Profile !!
And - When you go for a look at them !!
You Click On Them - It Says Hidden Profile !!
WTF ???  "
was told once that they only do that to hide their profile so they can improve it... having seen yours before has put them to shame... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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-negative comments about other meets on their profile
-negative comments full stop!
-bad spelling and a general bastardisation of the english language
-pictures that are graphic...especially if it's of some womans insides....jeez, if i want to fuck a man, why would i be wanting to see that?!
-people who write something like "i'm new here" or "will fill this in later" and have been on the site for a year
-long long list of clarifications...most of which read like the cast of a vicky pollard sketch
-ones that just don't match my needs
-marrieds or 'other complicated'...extended recently to separated as that's a big crock of baloney too in my mind |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Thought of another, 1st messages that say circumcised!
I can honestly say that wither a man has a foreskin or not has never been a consideration on me meeting someone.
And also peoples status, 'need my balls emptied', 'so horny, who wants to suck me', 'could do with a fuck', anything like that leaves me cold, and the message unanswered. |
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By *habsMan
over a year ago
Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex |
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Men who dont acknowledge my partner, they just write to me.
Men who, when seeing one of us is online, asking "Feebs is that you, and when Chris replies, answering "oh its you, we wanted Feebs" - ooo that really annoys me, im annoyed now just typing it, cheeky gits
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Yup - that would get my goat also, when I was a couple I used to get it from couples also, had to have it as a warning on couples profile |
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By *habsMan
over a year ago
Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex |
Had to add:
1) Strangers that send friend invites yet, a week later (I don't touch it for that long) still haven't emailed at least wondering why I haven't accepted it (evn though I'm actually hoping they'll email introducing themselves.
2) Emails asking "How big r u?" to which I reply "2 inches". If that's all that matters to them, I'll email them a baseball bat for Christmas as am sure its big enough for their needs.
3) Strangers that have the audacity to email asking me to "share her" (ie, my meets) - hence why I hide my meet veris and leave just the social ones on display,... doesn't say if we've played or not especially if its from a couple who don't meet single guys |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The things that put us off are
# all text talk in the introductory message to us, it comes across a bit lazy
# pictures on the profile only of the woman – its as though as long as my husband likes her, I should be satisfied with any old thing
#a list of don’t wants bigger than the list of do wants - it feels quite negative
#pictures showing a dirty/ very messy house – does not inspire me to visit
#profiles where they have been verified by someone we have blocked
#profiles where they obviously think they are very special – it often turns out that they are very misguided
#profiles with no wants or criteria at all – comes across as anyone will do
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I agree with the vast majority of these. I particularly hate illiterate profile/messages, penis-in-vagina pics, cock shots, the invisible man and vulgar user names.
Bad pics are sometimes worse than no pics. I saw a set once, the woman had greasy hair and was posing wearing nothing but a filthy rugby shirt and manky white sports socks, and her legs were covered in bruises |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thought of another, 1st messages that say circumcised!
I can honestly say that wither a man has a foreskin or not has never been a consideration on me meeting someone.
And also peoples status, 'need my balls emptied', 'so horny, who wants to suck me', 'could do with a fuck', anything like that leaves me cold, and the message unanswered."
Oh God yeah!!!
What kind of moron would honestly think a woman is going to respond to that?!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thought of another, 1st messages that say circumcised!
I can honestly say that wither a man has a foreskin or not has never been a consideration on me meeting someone.
And also peoples status, 'need my balls emptied', 'so horny, who wants to suck me', 'could do with a fuck', anything like that leaves me cold, and the message unanswered.
Oh God yeah!!!
What kind of moron would honestly think a woman is going to respond to that?!! "
a moronic one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thought of another, 1st messages that say circumcised!
I can honestly say that wither a man has a foreskin or not has never been a consideration on me meeting someone.
And also peoples status, 'need my balls emptied', 'so horny, who wants to suck me', 'could do with a fuck', anything like that leaves me cold, and the message unanswered.
Oh God yeah!!!
What kind of moron would honestly think a woman is going to respond to that?!!
a moronic one "
And if a woman did answer mail like that , would that make her the
'Moronic Woman' |
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"-marrieds or 'other complicated'...extended recently to separated as that's a big crock of baloney too in my mind
*waves a sad farewell* "
..ah, me too.
Guilty on the Sydney humour thing too.
I hate 'bareback with the right person'!...shouldn't that be wrong person!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"naaaa lunch is coming in a minute - it's half term u know?"
It is indeed , No wonder it so quite around here.
Still does nt explain how you have a second breakfast lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Messages where ther is absolutely no punctuation, at all!
It makes it really hard to read, and comes across as lazy or possibly careless, as if they haven't read through what they have written before saving it! |
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